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"you will be Japified if you don't WOWify willingly" - Bongwater
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  • May 23, 2008

    I’m Dreaming of a NN Christmas….

    Filed under: 05/2008 — MMJ @ 5:25 am

    (6:05:10 PM) Darkie: and you can eat a dick white boy
    (6:05:22 PM) Jape: ADDED >:0
    (6:05:44 PM) Darkie: He he he
    (6:05:48 PM) Darkie: I missed that
    (6:06:09 PM) Jape: if you would bring your black ass into the chat more often, you wouldn’t miss it
    (6:06:45 PM) Darkie: My what ass?!
    (6:07:01 PM) Jape: YITI
    (6:07:07 PM) Darkie: rofl
    (6:07:09 PM) Jape: you called me white boy >:0
    (6:07:25 PM) Darkie: I can do that
    (6:07:32 PM) Jape: why is that?
    (6:07:56 PM) Jape: you are not white, so you cannot use that word… WHITE
    (6:08:01 PM) Jape: EVER!
    (6:08:10 PM) Darkie: Oh wow
    (6:08:13 PM) Jape: when you talk about snow… you say “pale” snow
    (6:08:30 PM) Jape: when you talk about white sands… you say “light colored” sands
    (6:08:32 PM) Jape: >:0
    (6:09:38 PM) Jape: when you talk about Christmas, you say “non-nigger” christmas >:0
    (6:09:41 PM) Jape: thats an ORDER
    (6:10:02 PM) Darkie: Holy shit
    (6:10:09 PM) Darkie: Thats funny
    (6:10:15 PM) Jape: what? I don’t see anything wrong with that
    (6:10:25 PM) Darkie: Classic!
    (6:10:28 PM) Jape: ROFL
    (6:10:32 PM) Jape: I am rolling here, so you know…
    (6:10:33 PM) Jape: LMAO
    (6:10:47 PM) Darkie: Oh…. I know you are
    (6:10:54 PM) Darkie: I am still laughing at NNC
    (6:11:05 PM) Jape: LOL
    (6:11:13 PM) Darkie: NNC = “non-nigger” christmas
    (6:11:14 PM) Jape: I am naming that chat that, tomorrow
    (6:11:23 PM) Darkie: You know I like to abbreviate things!
    (6:11:37 PM) Darkie: its the lazy way

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    May 7, 2008

    What Cloak Gets for Leaving Early…

    Filed under: 05/2008 — MMJ @ 10:51 am

    (12:28:01 PM) Jape: T
    (12:33:36 PM) GrandpaCloak: ?
    (12:33:57 PM) Jape: I have a pizza here for you
    (12:34:02 PM) GrandpaCloak: AH DAMNIT!
    (12:34:05 PM) Jape: oh, you aren’t here? went home?
    (12:34:08 PM) Jape: ahh… too bad….
    (12:34:09 PM) GrandpaCloak: Asshat!
    (12:34:17 PM) Jape: i guess I will give it to Cinomed
    (12:34:21 PM) GrandpaCloak: :O
    (12:34:22 PM) GrandpaCloak: OMG
    (12:34:23 PM) GrandpaCloak: O
    (12:34:24 PM) GrandpaCloak: M
    (12:34:24 PM) GrandpaCloak: G
    (12:38:46 PM) Cinomed: yummy!

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    April 16, 2008

    African-American Weather

    Filed under: Random Thoughts — thecloak @ 11:50 am

    Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

    She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

    She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn’t understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

     

    I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says…

     

    Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be

    headin’ fo’ yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!

    Bitch be a category fo’! So grab yo’ chirren, yo’

    Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo’ da nearest

    guv’ment office fo yo FREE shit!

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    My kind of park!

    Filed under: 03/2008, On The Internet... — Darkie @ 4:54 am

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    April 6, 2008

    The Incredible Hulk Trailer #1

    Filed under: On The Internet... — MMJ @ 12:04 pm

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    April 2, 2008

    Quoting The Movie Below Starts Something….

    Filed under: 03/2008 — Darkie @ 5:13 am

    DarkieX: “Just the other day I saw a three niggas reading books… and one of them was smiling”
    GrandpaCloak: um
    GrandpaCloak: 1. Niggas can’t read. 2. If Niggas could read they’d be too lazy to read. 3. Other Niggas would steal their books so they wouldn’t have anything to read.
    Jape: RIGHT
    Jape: LMAO
    DarkieX: Umm… ADDED!
    Jape: gee, I didn’t see that coming…
    DarkieX: Eat a dick! >:o
    GrandpaCloak: WOW
    DarkieX: What? He made me mad!

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    The Boondocks!

    Filed under: 03/2008 — Darkie @ 4:29 am

    Part 1

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    The Boondocks (Banned Episode)

    Filed under: 03/2008 — Darkie @ 4:29 am

    Check this out!

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    March 31, 2008

    Cloak’s Shopping List

    Filed under: 03/2008 — Darkie @ 4:56 am

    The topic for #wangz is: W00t-Off Day! :)
    Jape: GAC!
    DarkieX: Oh shut up
    Jape: >:O
    ***GrandpaCloak gets out a BR
    DarkieX: LOL
    GrandpaCloak: 2 bowls of malt o meal
    GrandpaCloak: a bag of twister fritoes
    GrandpaCloak: 6 grapes
    GrandpaCloak: a slice of left over Mr Jims pizza
    GrandpaCloak: 2 pieces of burnt toast
    GrandpaCloak: and a rotten egg
    Jape: umm
    GrandpaCloak: I have a tape worm and that’s good enuff for him!

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    March 28, 2008

    What would BONG be like on crack?

    Filed under: 03/2008 — MMJ @ 5:41 am

    8:17:32 AM) hirosnightmare: Date please?
    (8:17:33 AM) GrandpaCloak: Lord knows I can’t seem to get any
    (8:26:01 AM) Jape: LOL
    (8:26:19 AM) Jape: Fry, I told you before, I am NOT dating you.
    (8:27:00 AM) GrandpaCloak: um
    (8:33:00 AM) BongWater: you know…you two sit awful close to be just friends…
    (8:33:24 AM) Jape: at least we don’t live together
    (8:33:25 AM) BongWater: why is it that you both are off and going to a “Meeting” all the time…is there a special room for supervisor gut loving round here?
    (8:33:54 AM) Jape: well… IF there were, it wouldn’t be in the pisser, next to one another like you and your man-friend.
    (8:33:57 AM) BongWater: i mean…you two are both married for what seems to be undercover shielding only
    (8:33:57 AM) Cinomed: the darkened Encounter room anyone?
    (8:34:24 AM) GrandpaCloak: wow
    (8:34:32 AM) Jape: nice try on the redirect BONG, but everyone knows that you and SOTD are sheet-sharers
    (8:34:50 AM) BongWater: i believe you’re jealous cause no matter what at the end of the day im still looking to play on the hetero team..whereas you are lap dancing the umpire so they dont throw you outta the game for pinch humping for the other team
    (8:35:16 AM) Cinomed: WOW
    (8:35:19 AM) BongWater: being that you’re so short the umps cant see all the FOWLs your ball playing with
    (8:35:21 AM) Cinomed: that almost made sense
    (8:35:25 AM) Cinomed: allllllmost
    (8:35:38 AM) Jape: almost, yes
    (8:35:44 AM) Jape: but I think I understand BONGrish now
    (8:35:48 AM) Jape: and have for a while
    (8:36:09 AM) BongWater: If your man panties were any more fry filled..people up here would wonder if you pissed yourself from the camel fill up station of the jigadesh self service ass station
    (8:36:12 AM) Jape: BONG is upset because I caught him arguing with his lover while they were both pissing next to each other in the mens room at work
    (8:36:22 AM) BongWater: You only wish
    (8:36:27 AM) Jape: no… actually, I don’t
    (8:36:31 AM) BongWater: your drooling at the mouth is what made it weird
    (8:36:36 AM) Jape: my drooling what?
    (8:36:49 AM) GrandpaCloak: lol
    (8:36:54 AM) Jape: I believe that was a laugh… not a drool
    (8:37:00 AM) Jape: and… a share, since I told everyone
    (8:37:15 AM) BongWater: and please stop rubbing yourself when two guys are talking…cause i WONT be fulfilling your fantasy to ride the banana staff behind the bleachers…
    (8:37:35 AM) Jape: don’t get upset because your nightly nick-nock escapades of gayness and timmah-desire have been exposed even with your moving out to the good-ole-boy part of the state

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