WoW - World of WANGZcraft

Bakerware is a Virus

MMJ — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 05:54:42 +0000

Fail Fry 1:03 AM
you’re a dick, baker

Ginger Robot From The Future 1:03 AM
He give you a script that reboots your computer?

Fail Fry 1:03 AM
his external drive crashed my explorer.exe, made me have to reboot

Bakefayse 1:04 AM

http://10.150.30.130/icons/bewm2.png

Jape 1:04 AM
you willingly installed a personal drive of Bakers onto your work laptop?

Jape 1:04 AM
whose fault is that?

Bakefayse 1:04 AM
^
FRY’S FAULT
THAT’S WHO

Fail Fry 1:05 AM
once i typed explorer.exe into run, that froze up too

Bakefayse 1:05 AM
LOL

Jape 1:07 AM
Baker: Here, hold this vial of the Ebola virus for me for just a minute.
Fry: Sure. (injects into his arm).
Baker: OK, can I have my vial back?
Fry: Well, I injected it. Was that wrong?
Baker: -_-
Fry: Wait, now I am HIV positive and my tongue is turning yellow. And what is this liquid flowing out of my ass? BAKER I HATE YOU!
^true story

Doom Handler

MMJ — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:17:41 +0000

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): ^

Fry: Shut it, Baker. You can’t handle my Doom.

SheFry: I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now…

Fry: Too late, I’m already rocking E1M1 from the Doom OST

Mike G: NEDM

Fry: Nedm was some catchy shit. Doom and cats, what could possibly go wrong

Fry: Skyrim won Game of the Year, Best RPG, and Best Studio at the VGAs

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Awards won: 3

Fucks given: 0

Fry’s Doom handled: check

Lulling@fry: priceless

Fry: I think I’d know if you handled my doom

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET

Fry: Your moms number

Fry: If you think you can handle my Doom, buy Quake III Arena on Steam. Then I’ll buy it. Then you’ll eat my rockets.

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Quake 3 is not doom, now is it mister

Fry: Yeah, its much more fun. LOOPHOLE: there’s a character named Doom in Q3Arena

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Loophole rejected as the working title is not doom

Fry: Pussy

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Its what’s for dinner

Fry: Meow

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Now if you had said “you can’t handle my quake 3″ I would be like “challenge considered” but you didn’t, you said doom

Fry: You can’t handle my quake 3

Fry: OR my Doom. OR my Unreal.

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): “Challenge considered”

Fry: Pick your game. Ill pick your coffin.

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): What game of those do you own?

Fry: None actually

(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Then “challenge aborted” invalid challenge issued. 10 yard penalty, first down.

Fry: Fine then. Unreal tournament. Choose your version, cad.

Lady Jay: Nerd duels commence!

Jape : Ms Pac-Man > all you nerds. Don’t GAC with me or I’ll shove a Pole Position up your ass and bury you in a Dig-Dug hole.

Sotd: Don’t be a lemming.

Ta’al Mahret: I see your atari fail and respond with donkey kong throwing barrels back at you

SheFry: Mario. That is all.

YOU’VE BEEN FRYRICKED !!!

MMJ — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:18:42 +0000

From Group: The Collective
 R1CK™: We’re going to replace the word “fail” with the word “Fry” so that it catches on to a normal saying
Jambaker : Now add the 2 together, and you’ve got a deal. Ex. “Wow you realy friricked that up. Maybe you should just kill yourself”
**Caveman changes his name to FRYRICK!!!!!
FRYRICK!!!!!: ^ look
Jambaker : Wut
Jape the Pilgrim : Caveman, that is just fryricked
Jambaker : ^correct usage achieved
George: +1
Jape the Pilgrim : /bows
George: =D
Jambaker : Lol@our pooled hatred this morning
Jape the Pilgrim : It isn’t morning, nub. Your clock is fryricked
Jambaker : I just woke up, I’m on singapore time
Jape the Pilgrim : Singapore is also fryricked
Jape the Pilgrim : Grats at fryricking
Jambaker : Indeed
FRYRICK!!!!!: Lmao
FRYRICK!!!!!: Think I will teach my son too use this
Jambaker : OMG do it!
Jape the Pilgrim : Rofl
Jambaker : And put that shit on youtube
George: I motion for adding this to urban dictionary.
Jape the Pilgrim : Approved
Jambaker : Seconded
Fry: So, I’m such a fryrick that I did over 50% of the total damage on the heroic endboss guy last night
Jape the Pilgrim : ^improper usage. You fryrick, Fry
Jambaker : ^incorrect usage
Fry: Looooooool
Jambaker : Lol *high five jape*
Fry: Of the remaining 50, baker did like, 41%
Jape the Pilgrim : LOL, Baker and I are thinking alike. I’m frightened
Fry: That’s how it starts, jape. That’s how it starts
Jambaker : Are we? What are you wearing?
Jape the Pilgrim : Indeed
Fry: Next thing you know, you and baker are going on ‘fishing trips’ to the hotel
Jambaker : Its attached to your rod muthalicka
Jape the Pilgrim : I think its more likely that we’ll invent a new technological device together since we think alike. I didn’t say we fryricked with our wangs.
Fry: Incorrect usage!
Jambaker : Can we skip and jold hands after?
George: My toilet seat is wobbling and pissing me off.
George: Imma loktite the sumbitch
Jambaker : Stop having sex on it
Jape the Pilgrim : Perhaps we can create a fryrick detector that disallows fryricking in Congress or the White House. It’d be awesome. Everyone could carry guns and there would be NO Macs within 1000 yards of either structure
Jape the Pilgrim : ^ultimate win
Fry: I approve of this hypothetical fryrick detection device
George: Ur a goddamn genius
Jape the Pilgrim : /bows
George: I approve (y)
Fry: Hey japr
Fry: Er, jape*
Fry: Do loremaster
Fry: Its actually not THAT tedious
Jambaker : FUCK THAT
Jambaker : Its a trap
Jape the Pilgrim : Oh and…beer on tap at the workplace would be not only legal, but advisable.
Jape the Pilgrim : Fry, I actually started Loremaster a while back but they reset it when Cata dropped so I said ..|..
Fry: Its easier with the zone achievements
Jape the Pilgrim : Yea I could see that
Jambaker : NO FUCK THAT
Fry: I knocked out all of EK in a few days
Jambaker : Its a trap
Fry: Shut up baker, you’re a trap
Jambaker : Indeed, come check out this web I built…
Fry: No. And for god’s sake close your legs, noone wants to see that
Jambaker : That’s true too…
Jambaker : And its god sakes
Jambaker : Not god’s rice wine
Jape the Pilgrim : Lol
Vulnero: This is full of tools
Jambaker : You’re a tool!
George: Way to fryrick that up!
Vulnero: Is there a way to send an icon for this chat to the home screen, I have to click like 4 times to get to it
Jambaker : Yeah menu on the chat and send to or something
Vulnero: That don’t work
Jambaker : Yeah menu on the group and set show on home screen
 R1CK™: Go into bbm, then groups, highlight this group, menu, show on homescreen
Jambaker : L2BB
Jape the Pilgrim : Or just use the Messages folder that shows all chats and emails in 1 place
Jambaker : ^
Jambaker : Protip
Jape the Pilgrim : Stop fryricking with your BB
Jambaker : ^i’ll allow it…. But its a ten yard penalty
Vulnero: That still doesn’t open the chat
Jambaker : First down
Jambaker : Must be user error
Jape the Pilgrim : ^
 R1CK™: Dude, way 2 fryrick.
Jape the Pilgrim : ^^
Vulnero: That cuts the number of clicks in half but I want it down to 1
 R1CK™: You sound like a customer, stop that
Jape the Pilgrim : Messages. Folder. O. M. G.
 R1CK™: ^
Jambaker : Messages floder is the most efficient way to get here
Jambaker : Yes floder
Vulnero: I don’t want to use the message folder, 1 click to see the whole chat
Fry: And now I make shefrys phone buzz moar
Jape the Pilgrim : He sounds like a Mac user. “I don’t want to do anything. It should open the chat when I simply think about it”
Vulnero: Is that too much to ask
Vulnero: I am getting an iphone
Jambaker : Yes, get an iPhone hippy
Jambaker : ^LOL!
Fry: Fuck iphone
 R1CK™: Next he’ll be wanting to sync with iCloud
Jape the Pilgrim : The BBM group is more than just a chat, so clicking the icon opens the group, not the chat inside the group
Vulnero: Hipster not hippy
Fry: Fuck windows phone
 R1CK™: Change his name to iJohn
Fry: Fuck blackberry
Fry: Fuck android
Jambaker : Jitterbug ftw
Jape the Pilgrim : Palm Treo > all
SheFry: Yes, my bb buzzes moar
 R1CK™: =))
Vulnero: Lol
Jambaker : Ok gramps
Vulnero: Lol
Vulnero: Lol
Vulnero: Lol
Vulnero: Lol
Fry: BUY A PAYPHONE AND STRAP IT TO YOUR FOREHEAD BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE ROLL
Vulnero: Lol
Jambaker : John found the lol button
Jape the Pilgrim : /facepalm
 R1CK™: Its iJohn, actually
Vulnero: My hp ipaq was better then the treo
Jambaker : LOLOL
Jape the Pilgrim : Sounds like a digital toilet
Jape the Pilgrim : Ipaq was teh suck. I used to support those things
Fry: Treo? Isn’t that what people who want their companies to fail, use?
Vulnero: They were pure awesome
Fry: In 1980?
Jape the Pilgrim : Treo was a personal device, not a company one. It was out around the same time as the 8700 and BB Pearl. Are you really comparing those?
FRYRICK!!!!!: So much chatter
Fry: Meh, bb is fryrick as a personal device. Android wins
Jape the Pilgrim : Maybe. But you fryrick so no one will listen to you

Roku Orders

MMJ — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 00:08:33 +0000

Fry Just ordered 2 Roku’s. #w

Fry #win

Fry Damn return key

Jape  What’s a Roku?

Fry Connects to your TV and your wireless network

Jape  The western digital one?

Fry Let’s you stream more or less any online streaming content, video or audio, to your tv

Jape  WD makes one that works pretty good

Jape  How much is the Roku?

Fry 3 versions, 59, 79, and 99

Fry Roku.com

Fry No monthly fee at all

Fry Except for your netflix subs and such

Jape  Seems pretty win

Fry It is

Fry You can even play angry birds and shit on them

Jape  I’ve been wanting one of these, I may grab this one

Fry Definitely win, imo

 R1CK™(Work) Why would you shit on them?

Jape  Rofl

Fry Especially for someone like me, I hate the idea of paying for cable tv

Fry The xd and xs models will even stream 1080p content

 R1CK™(Work) I mean, you just bought them

Jape  Yea because…why would you want to pay for something like a valuable member of society?

 R1CK™(Work) Why ruin them?

Fry I pay for some things

Updated Photo of DarthMarco

MMJ — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 01:45:51 +0000

links for 2010-12-01

MMJ — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 18:05:21 +0000

A World of Warcraft Blog | Azgalor Nights

BlackBerry Messenger WANGZ Chat, Part 1

MMJ — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:54:18 +0000

From Group: Wangz

** Nov 9 Tue 14:43 **
Jape: Koob’s fayse can’t see this!
** Nov 9 Tue 14:45 **
Steven Samouris: How goes the training?
** Nov 9 Tue 14:46 **
Jape: Pretty good, listening to calls
** Nov 9 Tue 15:23 **
JamBaker : =)]
** Nov 9 Tue 15:23 **
Jape: *beer*
** Nov 9 Tue 15:48 **
Jape: GREENIST!
** Nov 9 Tue 16:09 **
JamBaker : Green eats mah fayse
** Nov 9 Tue 16:10 **
Jape: ^
** Nov 9 Tue 16:16 **
MC Green : Sup
** Nov 9 Tue 16:17 **
JamBaker : You eat mah fayse!
** Nov 9 Tue 16:21 **
MC Green : Lol your username is lol
** Nov 9 Tue 16:21 **
Jape: Rof
** Nov 9 Tue 16:21 **
Jape: L
** Nov 9 Tue 16:21 **
JamBaker : That’s my shortname lol
** Nov 9 Tue 19:09 **
Jape: Randoms NAO!
** Nov 10 Wed 07:44 **
Jape: Cafe for breakfast at 8:30, ninjas
** Nov 10 Wed 09:01 **
Jape: We’re all in the breakroom by TCP
** Nov 10 Wed 09:05 **
MC Green : Mornin yo
** Nov 10 Wed 09:05 **
Steven Samouris: Omw
** Nov 10 Wed 09:12 **
MC Green : Ok. Now we have Sully
** Nov 10 Wed 09:13 **
JamBaker : Sully is win tell himto train your fayse
** Nov 10 Wed 09:16 **
MC Green : Fayse plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
** Nov 10 Wed 09:19 **
Jape: Sully is great
** Nov 10 Wed 09:20 **
Jape: Missed you at breakfast Greenist. -50EP
** Nov 10 Wed 09:28 **
MC Green : Had aygs at the house
** Nov 10 Wed 09:36 **
Jape: Gonna raid tonight?
** Nov 10 Wed 09:43 **
MC Green : Prolly
** Nov 10 Wed 11:13 **
Jape: Let us know when your lunch is, Greenist
** Nov 10 Wed 11:16 **
MC Green : 1 I think. We can has guests?
** Nov 10 Wed 11:19 **
Jape: Dunno. Prolly. The cafe isn’t in a secure area so I don’t see an issue
** Nov 10 Wed 11:22 **
MC Green : K. Was gonna have Brooke come up
** Nov 10 Wed 13:08 **
MC Green : Where are yallV
** Nov 10 Wed 13:08 **
MC Green : ?
** Nov 10 Wed 13:08 **
JamBaker : We are comming, running a little long prolly gonna smoke first though
** Nov 10 Wed 13:09 **
MC Green : K we’re gonna eat
** Nov 10 Wed 13:11 **
Jape: Omw
** Nov 10 Wed 14:58 **
Jape: It’ll be pretty badass to get Vulnero, Fry, Caveman and JC on here
** Nov 10 Wed 14:58 **
MC Green : 20 min break
** Nov 10 Wed 14:58 **
Jape: Pat too
** Nov 10 Wed 14:59 **
Jape: I’m shadowing with a server guy
** Nov 10 Wed 14:59 **
JamBaker : I wants
** Nov 10 Wed 14:59 **
Jape: He is installing BESE atm
** Nov 10 Wed 15:12 **
MC Green : Which Fry?
** Nov 10 Wed 15:13 **
MC Green : Oh the baffrooms here are ultimate win.
** Nov 10 Wed 15:14 **
Jape: Fake Fry, the Ally
** Nov 10 Wed 15:14 **
Jape: Yea, the crapper makes it much more win than DTC
** Nov 10 Wed 15:15 **
MC Green : Good
** Nov 10 Wed 15:15 **
MC Green : :p
** Nov 10 Wed 15:20 **
Jape: Yea. Not talked to Frizzle since I left
** Nov 10 Wed 15:20 **
Jape: Don’t really plan to anytime soon
** Nov 10 Wed 15:22 **
MC Green : Is there a chat app for the pc here?
** Nov 10 Wed 15:23 **
Jape: Yea, MindAlign
** Nov 10 Wed 15:23 **
Jape: And I created a private Wangz channel in there too. Its kinda like IRC
** Nov 10 Wed 15:25 **
MC Green : Hmm I don’t appear to have a login for that.
** Nov 10 Wed 15:26 **
Jape: Put RIMNET\ in front of your username
** Nov 10 Wed 15:27 **
Jape: Its your AD login
** Nov 10 Wed 15:29 **
MC Green : Nah still says incorrect. Must be the pc or something. Getting a jsp error at sdtartup.
** Nov 10 Wed 15:30 **
Jape: K
** Nov 10 Wed 16:41 **
Jape: Last break in 5min. Prolly leave 5:15-5:30
** Nov 10 Wed 16:43 **
MC Green : I think we are leaving at 5
** Nov 10 Wed 17:12 **
Steven Samouris: Let’s meet for diner
** Nov 10 Wed 17:18 **
MC Green : I’m gonna hang back. Perhaps if there were beer involved…
** Nov 10 Wed 17:19 **
Jape: Heading home today
** Nov 10 Wed 17:26 **
Steven Samouris: You guys missed out. It was all the beer and food you could eat and drink
** Nov 10 Wed 17:36 **
JamBaker : Lies
** Nov 10 Wed 17:48 **
Steven Samouris: Noah
** Nov 10 Wed 17:49 **
Steven Samouris: Shaw
** Nov 10 Wed 17:49 **
MC Green : Wah teh fuh?
** Nov 10 Wed 17:50 **
Jape: Umm
** Nov 10 Wed 17:50 **
Steven Samouris: My son noah is learning to spell his name
** Nov 10 Wed 17:53 **
JamBaker : Lies
** Nov 10 Wed 19:11 **
JamBaker : 3D zerg in 20 min
** Nov 10 Wed 19:23 **
MC Green : 3DZ in 7 mins
** Nov 10 Wed 19:28 **
Jape: Ty for the countdown
** Nov 10 Wed 19:37 **
Steven Samouris: And they said baker couldn’t tell time
** Nov 10 Wed 19:50 **
JamBaker : ICC in 10 min
** Nov 11 Thu 08:29 **
Jape: WAYF?
** Nov 11 Thu 09:09 **
MC Green : Level 2! See your fayce trainer! New talent point!
** Nov 11 Thu 09:10 **
Jape: Rofl
** Nov 11 Thu 09:12 **
MC Green : Is Fry interviewing to support playbook?
** Nov 11 Thu 09:16 **
Steven Samouris: I want to work with you guys.
** Nov 11 Thu 09:18 **
JamBaker : NO!
** Nov 11 Thu 09:21 **
Jape: @Green, yes
** Nov 11 Thu 09:22 **
Jape: @Steven, look at that site I sent you. Rim.com/careers
** Nov 11 Thu 09:37 **
MC Green : I think I just saw this guy copy Ledezma’s signature, change his info, but not fix the hyperlink on the email.
** Nov 11 Thu 09:39 **
MC Green : I bet that’s a common mistake.
** Nov 11 Thu 09:47 **
Koobenhoff: Yep we saw that too
** Nov 11 Thu 10:02 **
MC Green : When they asked us what we thought the BlackBerry logo was, I almost shouted out “It’s B-holes!”
** Nov 11 Thu 10:15 **
Jape: Rofl
** Nov 11 Thu 10:56 **
MC Green : Many breaks! Handle it!
** Nov 11 Thu 10:59 **
Jape: We’re heading out now
** Nov 11 Thu 12:38 **
Jape: LUNCH!
** Nov 11 Thu 13:21 **
Koobenhoff: E
** Nov 11 Thu 13:22 **
JamBaker : Wiggle
** Nov 11 Thu 14:45 **
MC Green : So many breaks
** Nov 11 Thu 15:03 **
Koobenhoff: Love it while you can
** Nov 11 Thu 15:39 **
JamBaker : So many mikes
** Nov 11 Thu 15:41 **
MC Green : That’s why I have nicknames
** Nov 11 Thu 15:42 **
MC Green : Many Mikes! Handle it!
** Nov 11 Thu 16:18 **
Steven Samouris: Jape which iCc group is running tonight?
** Nov 11 Thu 16:18 **
JamBaker : Mains
** Nov 11 Thu 16:26 **
Jape: Yea, same as Tue
** Nov 11 Thu 16:45 **
Koobenhoff: I hate you guys
** Nov 11 Thu 16:52 **
MC Green : ^
** Nov 11 Thu 16:53 **
Jape: You done, Green?
** Nov 11 Thu 16:54 **
MC Green : Yeah
** Nov 11 Thu 16:54 **
MC Green : Yall?
** Nov 11 Thu 16:54 **
Jape: Nah… Not quite yet
** Nov 11 Thu 16:55 **
Steven Samouris: Party at japes house saturday night. Free beer and creamed corn
** Nov 11 Thu 16:59 **
Jape: Lol
** Nov 11 Thu 17:14 **
Koobenhoff: Free creamed corn beer? Sweet
** Nov 11 Thu 18:02 **
Jape: Hey Baker- WIYF?
** Nov 11 Thu 18:02 **
JamBaker : 35 in corinth
** Nov 11 Thu 18:03 **
Jape: We’ve had 2 beers already

links for 2010-10-25

MMJ — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 18:04:45 +0000

Macey’s Cafe | The Grapevine Texas Blog Spot

(tags: macey's cafe)
5-Step Mage Rotation | Azgalor Nights

(tags: mage rotation)

links for 2010-10-13

MMJ — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:02:39 +0000

Job Posting

MMJ — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:37:23 +0000

1:17:06 PM: Koobie: i hear my white badge being made as we type
1:17:28 PM: Koobie: oh Jape that job is teh gone from teh site…..
1:17:45 PM: Koobie: Robin: working on finding out more
1:18:19 PM: Me: what job?
1:18:43 PM: Koobie: the one i showed you earlier
1:18:54 PM: Peejeepee: yeah I got it
1:18:59 PM: Koobie: ahhhh
1:19:00 PM: Koobie: hax
1:19:05 PM: Me: I must have been asleep…. don’t remember that at all.
1:19:26 PM: Koobie: dude
1:19:30 PM: Koobie: you came over
1:19:36 PM: Koobie: i showed you a ST from Robin
1:19:48 PM: Koobie: you said “i was about to tell you about it”
1:19:57 PM: Koobie: for fucks sake man, take your meds
1:20:16 PM: Me: ….
1:20:27 PM: Me: my bad.. I didn’t realize that a ST from Robin was a job posting on a website.
1:20:54 PM: Me: I am in Teh Wrong, apparently… when it comes to thinking a website is something that stars with http://
1:21:03 PM: Koobie: lol
1:21:15 PM: Koobie: it was a job code for the careers site
1:21:18 PM: Koobie: asshat
1:21:32 PM: Koobie: by which i mean, you are a hat that goes on an ass
1:21:41 PM: Me: thanks for clarifying.
1:21:47 PM: Koobie: PROMOTED!!!!