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How to get rid of Agro from Mooncrickets in World of Warcraft

MMJ — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:48:48 +0000

(12:33:08 PM) Jape: i just re-invited BONG to the WoW chat with this line “Please grace us with your dinglbonging of roflsnarfing funness and don’t agro the “i am too busy” mob because they will DPS the crap outta you.”
(12:33:38 PM) Caveman: LMAO
(12:34:05 PM) live2h8j8: I think you mean GPS
(12:34:07 PM) live2h8j8: not DPS
(12:34:18 PM) live2h8j8: There is no such thing as DPS
(12:34:24 PM) Jape: i think you are a complete asshat
(12:34:41 PM) Jape: you non-wow playing, macincrash using, black man >:O
(12:34:44 PM) Jape: YISI >:O
(12:34:56 PM) live2h8j8: OH! =-O
(12:34:59 PM) live2h8j8: How I never!
(12:35:08 PM) Jape: when are you going to start playing?
(12:35:29 PM) live2h8j8: I dunno
(12:35:38 PM) Jape: we had a discussion this morning about how there are no black people int he guild
(12:35:52 PM) Jape: i dont’ want Jesse Jackson calling me, can you please start playing?
(12:36:01 PM) live2h8j8: I guess I will play W.o.W. once I stop playing with your wow.
(12:36:20 PM) Jape: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!?! >:O >:O
(12:36:26 PM) live2h8j8: Uh oh!
(12:36:27 PM) live2h8j8 left the room.
(12:36:35 PM) Jape: and THAT is how you get rid of a mooncricket…

Google Maps Streetview

thecloak — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:30:58 +0000

You really need to make sure you are not passed out drunk from the nite before when Google drives down your street to do a Streetview shot!!

Darkie? I didn’t know you were in to Anime?

timmah — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:15:59 +0000

Creepy Formula

MMJ — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:29:48 +0000

10:02:54 AM: Gangreen: Creepy formula is: your age divided by two, plus 7
10:02:54 AM: Judge: I will be 36 iin a couple of weeks and Jay is 27
10:03:08 AM: Gangreen: haha damn
10:03:32 AM: Caveman: I’m just 5 years older than the wife
10:03:43 AM: Gangreen: That is out of creepy range
10:03:47 AM: Gangreen: John is creepy
10:03:53 AM: BONG: My first boss back in 2000 had a wife 30 years younger than him…
10:03:55 AM: Gangreen: Which is not a bad thing imo
10:03:56 AM: BONG: figure THAT one out
10:03:58 AM: Gangreen: I like creepy
10:04:29 AM: Caveman: well does it count i have a younger sister older than my wife
10:04:34 AM: Me: 36/2+7= 25 and if Jay is 27, that is out of your formula
10:04:45 AM: Me: my wife is 4 years OLDER than me
10:04:59 AM: Gangreen: I was saying that Quin is out of range
10:05:20 AM: Caveman:
10:05:33 AM: Me: and what is the formula for how much water goes into a pool?
10:05:36 AM: Gangreen: er, in or whatever…. 5 years apart isnt bad
10:05:54 AM: Caveman: ya but i could go younger …
10:05:58 AM: Gangreen: It’s like this: Travis is gay time infinity
10:06:03 AM: Me: LOL

I’ma marry this girl when she grows up.

thecloak — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:38:27 +0000

What? I see nothing wrong with the title of this post. I think Holly is HOT.

Hello, YouTube? Yes, are you hiring? — Darkie

MMJ — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:22:19 +0000

(7:58:58 AM) Jape: Darkie are you going to come over here?
(8:07:58 AM) live2h8j8: No. I am not coming over there, Jape.
(8:08:04 AM) live2h8j8: I have something in the works, here.
(8:08:08 AM) live2h8j8: And WHY
(8:08:21 AM) live2h8j8: why would I want to come over there just to be a L1 tech?
(8:08:27 AM) live2h8j8: Fuck that
(8:09:05 AM) Jape: no, I don’t mean come work over here, I mean walk over here and look at what I have to show you
(8:09:08 AM) Jape: dumbass
(8:09:16 AM) live2h8j8: Ahhh
(8:09:16 AM) Jape: such a MORONBECKY
(8:09:28 AM) live2h8j8: >:o
(8:09:35 AM) live2h8j8: What did you just call me
(8:09:40 AM) Jape: speaking of Moronbeckies… come over here
(8:09:49 AM) live2h8j8: i am working!
(8:09:50 AM) live2h8j8: EAD
(8:09:58 AM) Jape: >:O
(8:10:20 AM) Jape: “working” does not mean looking at youtube vids while logged into the phones
(8:10:27 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:10:28 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:10:29 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:10:30 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:10:31 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:10:32 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL
(8:11:07 AM) Tutankhamun: LOL LOL
(8:11:09 AM) live2h8j8: I am sooo saving that
(8:11:12 AM) Tutankhamun: He nailed you!
(8:11:13 AM) Tutankhamun: BAM!

New Gay Motto Defined

MMJ — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:21:36 +0000

(7:30:08 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: This thing feels wierd Darkie!
(7:34:00 AM) live2h8j8: What do you mean?
(7:34:08 AM) live2h8j8: Mine feels awesome!
(7:34:21 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: just not used to it yet I guess
(7:35:13 AM) Jape: T, are you SURE you are not gay?
(7:35:31 AM) Jape: I really think you might be gay, you might wanna research that
(7:35:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I AM NOT GAY!!
(7:35:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(7:36:10 AM) live2h8j8: Jape
(7:36:21 AM) live2h8j8: Why you have to be a dick?!
(7:36:28 AM) Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
(7:36:46 AM) Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:14 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL
(7:37:25 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL @ Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:26 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:27 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:28 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:29 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:38:02 AM) Jape:
(7:39:23 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I prefer to call it just being open minded…
(7:41:15 AM) Jape: GAY
(7:44:00 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol

Where can I buy a kid?

MMJ — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:41:33 +0000

(11:26:39 AM) cinomed.foster: y’all be good
(11:26:45 AM) cinomed.foster left the room.
(11:27:01 AM) Jape: Good! >:O
(11:28:01 AM) Tutankhamun: lol
(11:28:09 AM) Tutankhamun: yet another kid with fever….
(11:28:17 AM) Jape: sure, sure
(11:28:22 AM) Jape: man I gotta get some kids
(11:28:25 AM) Tutankhamun: indeed…
(11:28:26 AM) Jape: so that I can LEAVE all the time
(11:28:37 AM) Jape: where can I pick one of those up this afternoon?
(11:28:55 AM) Tutankhamun: it might be the 15 Ray escalations on the board.. :O
(11:29:00 AM) Tutankhamun: this afternoon????
(11:29:01 AM) Tutankhamun: FAINT
(11:29:04 AM) Tutankhamun: wait
(11:29:06 AM) Tutankhamun: kids r us?
(11:29:26 AM) Jape: yea, if I wanna “leave early for kid reasons” like tomorrow or fridahhh
(11:29:33 AM) Jape: i would need one today

Darkie in World of Warcraft

MMJ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:57:00 +0000

(10:50:36 AM) live2h8j8: DAMN YOU JAPE! >:o
(10:50:40 AM) Jape: ?
(10:50:53 AM) jewishboi: Did he say anything untrue?
(10:50:54 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL @ Jape: he might even try and steal your toenail clippings…
(10:51:10 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL @ Jape: or make him wear a bright shirt, maybe
(10:51:14 AM) live2h8j8: DAMN I HATE YOU JASON!
(10:51:22 AM) Jape: you know you like the attention, ninja
(10:51:35 AM) jewishboi: Get it right, jape… It’s Ninjer
(10:51:46 AM) Jape: think of how much attention and damage you could do by playing s negro cow in WoW
(10:52:02 AM) live2h8j8: >:o What “cow”
(10:52:07 AM) Jape: YITI >:O
(10:52:15 AM) jewishboi: I think he just said you were fat!
(10:52:15 AM) live2h8j8: OH! =-O
(10:52:25 AM) Jape: I created one myself the other day… he is honestly a NEGRO COW
(10:52:33 AM) Jape: no, not fat
(10:52:39 AM) Jape: HE IS A COW… A DRUID… WHO IS BLACK
(10:52:42 AM) live2h8j8: >:o You did that shit on purpose!
(10:52:48 AM) Jape: yes. yes I did.
(10:52:53 AM) live2h8j8: >:o
(10:52:54 AM) live2h8j8 left the room.
(10:52:56 AM) Jape: LOL
(10:52:57 AM) Jape: ROFL
(10:52:58 AM) Jape: LMAO

It is too bright in the chat this morning

MMJ — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:17:11 +0000

(7:11:36 AM) Jape: i think I might just wait and enjoy the morning with no Spear-Chuckers this morning. I am sure it won’t last all day, but I dont’ think I will jinx it today.
(7:12:00 AM) Tutankhamun: ROFL
(7:16:14 AM) Jape: so… let’s talk about something to keep the cotton-picker amused while he reads chat history, after he finally joins the chat, since he is a racist asshat and hates white folks who are either old or short
(7:17:26 AM) Tutankhamun: old and short? That’s us!
(7:17:29 AM) Tutankhamun: BUT
(7:17:33 AM) Tutankhamun: At least we are white!
(7:17:40 AM) Jape: indeed
(7:19:30 AM) Jape: so I was at the atm last night and this gang-member looking Jigaboo WALKS up to the drive-thru atm. Now, I understand that these people only make about $1.50/hour, but can’t they walk across the street to where there is an inside atm? I know that us white people try and hit them with our mercedes and bmws…. but still, they run fast, right? Learn how to cross the street, nigga!