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1:17:06 PM: Koobie: i hear my white badge being made as we type
1:17:28 PM: Koobie: oh Jape that job is teh gone from teh site…..
1:17:45 PM: Koobie: Robin: working on finding out more
1:18:19 PM: Me: what job?
1:18:43 PM: Koobie: the one i showed you earlier
1:18:54 PM: Peejeepee: yeah I got it
1:18:59 PM: Koobie: ahhhh
1:19:00 PM: Koobie: hax
1:19:05 PM: Me: I must have been asleep…. don’t remember that at all.
1:19:26 PM: Koobie: dude
1:19:30 PM: Koobie: you came over
1:19:36 PM: Koobie: i showed you a ST from Robin
1:19:48 PM: Koobie: you said “i was about to tell you about it”
1:19:57 PM: Koobie: for fucks sake man, take your meds
1:20:16 PM: Me: ….
1:20:27 PM: Me: my bad.. I didn’t realize that a ST from Robin was a job posting on a website.
1:20:54 PM: Me: I am in Teh Wrong, apparently… when it comes to thinking a website is something that stars with http://
1:21:03 PM: Koobie: lol
1:21:15 PM: Koobie: it was a job code for the careers site
1:21:18 PM: Koobie: asshat
1:21:32 PM: Koobie: by which i mean, you are a hat that goes on an ass
1:21:41 PM: Me: thanks for clarifying.
1:21:47 PM: Koobie: PROMOTED!!!!

(10:10:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Hey Jape
(10:10:44 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/1318203.html
(10:11:20 AM) ***Jape waits…
(10:12:02 AM) Jape: OMG!
(10:12:28 AM) Jape: and THAT is why I pack when at Boomers!
(10:12:31 AM) Jape: >:O YISI
(10:12:40 AM) Jape: well.. that and Darkie is with us alot
(10:13:29 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL ROFL LMAO
(10:13:44 AM) Jape: ROFL!
(10:13:56 AM) Jape: I sent that to Em… let’s see if she lets me ever go up there again
(10:14:02 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: UM
(10:14:48 AM) Jape: no, I am kidding, of course. I am not Fester… or YOU >:O
(10:22:03 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Busty does NOT tell ME where I can or can’t go.. mister
(10:22:10 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL
(10:29:24 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: |)
(10:31:59 AM) cinomed.foster: Lets look at that a little
(10:32:10 AM) cinomed.foster: A: they were loud and disruptive, IE drunk
(10:32:28 AM) cinomed.foster: B: when being escorted out I imagine they were taunted by the annoyed customers
(10:32:53 AM) cinomed.foster: D: I don’t think any of us are dumb enough to get into that situation
(10:32:59 AM) Jape: (10:22:03 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Busty does NOT tell ME where I can or can’t go.. mister <—- I call BS
(10:33:02 AM) cinomed.foster: missed C: it was 1:18 AM!
(10:33:21 AM) cinomed.foster: oh, a post from Joe Rogan reminded me of T
(10:33:39 AM) Jape: yea, it could have been worse… they could have hurled all over the bar…
(10:37:19 AM) cinomed.foster: ..|..
(10:38:59 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL

Night afo’ Crizzmus

Wus da night afo’ Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin’ and da sleepin’ be good.
We done hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck
dat Obama soon be done brang us our checks.

All of da family, was lay’in on da flo’,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk….”Sh’eet,
must be da law”.

I pulled the sheet off da window to see what I’ze could
see,
I was spectin’ the sherrif, wif a warrent fo’ me.
But what did I see, made me say, “Lawd look ‘a
dat!”
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha’s got a black un’
tonight.
Faster than a poe’lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obam landed dat melon, right d’ere in da street,
I see’d it fo’ sho’, – can you believe that
Sheet?

Dat Santy didn’t need no chimley, he picked da lock on
my do’,
an I sez to myself, “Son o’ bitch…he don did dis
befo!”
He had a big bag full of loot, presents at first I suspeck,
Wif “Air Jordans” and fake gold to wear roun’
my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burgler kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo’ he flew.
I sho’ woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon wif out even a hitch,
and wuz gone in two seconds, da democrat son’abitch.
So nex year I be hopin’ a white Santy we git,
’cause a black Santy Claws, just ain’t werf a shit!

6:51:18 AM: Darkie: My chat does not work
6:51:25 AM: Darkie: Because some moron becky didnt come fix it
6:53:46 AM: Me: perhaps if you keep your ass at your desk for more than 10 min, someone WOULD com fix it
6:57:55 AM: Darkie: Come fix my shit
6:58:25 AM: Me: hold the GAC on
7:09:13 AM: Me: you ready?
7:09:21 AM: Darkie: No
7:09:24 AM: Me: see?
7:09:24 AM: Darkie: working on Report
7:09:30 AM: Me: see what I mean?
7:09:39 AM: Darkie: Uh oh
7:09:58 AM: Me: decide when you want this done and let me know.. I have things to do other than setup programs that your MAC-school days didn’t teach you about
7:10:13 AM: Me: YISI >:o
7:10:16 AM: Darkie: OH!
7:10:19 AM: Darkie: HOW RUDE
7:10:25 AM: Me: so?
7:18:33 AM: Me: ready?
7:20:10 AM: Darkie: NO!
7:20:22 AM: Me: now?
7:24:55 AM: Me: how about now?
7:25:08 AM: Darkie: FINE
7:25:10 AM: Darkie: Shit
7:25:22 AM: Me: hold on, I can’t right now

(9:56:27 AM) live2h8j8: Did you see Knight Rider last night
(9:56:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: no
(9:57:20 AM) live2h8j8: Oh
(9:57:21 AM) live2h8j8: Dammit
(9:57:28 AM) live2h8j8: Am I the only one that watched it?
(9:57:50 AM) Jape: apparently
(9:58:38 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup
(10:00:09 AM) Jape: hey Darkie, is the car still KITT?
(10:01:28 AM) live2h8j8: yes
(10:01:36 AM) Jape: and it is a Mustang?
(10:01:43 AM) live2h8j8: Yes
(10:01:46 AM) Jape: what color?
(10:01:47 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: that’s stoopid
(10:01:49 AM) live2h8j8: Black
(10:01:54 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: uh oh
(10:01:54 AM) live2h8j8: Oh.. and…
(10:02:00 AM) live2h8j8: He can transform
(10:02:05 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh geesh
(10:02:10 AM) Jape: ok, so you shouldn’t feel outted or anything since it is still a black car
(10:02:10 AM) live2h8j8: Like he transformed into a Ford F-150
(10:02:14 AM) Jape: ROFL
(10:02:19 AM) live2h8j8: a new one… not like the beater you drive
(10:02:26 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:02:28 AM) Jape: umm
(10:02:29 AM) live2h8j8: mom
(10:03:54 AM) Jape: be honest, did you watch it because the car was black?
(10:04:07 AM) live2h8j8: But the main guy is white
(10:04:28 AM) Jape: so the white guy is in charge of the black car… that seems ok to me
(10:04:40 AM) live2h8j8: >:o WHAT?!
(10:04:53 AM) live2h8j8: Ummm… I see something wrong with the statement you just made
(10:04:56 AM) Jape: what? i see nothing wrong with that setup
(10:05:03 AM) live2h8j8: I do!
(10:05:13 AM) Jape: hmm
(10:06:17 AM) Jape: be honest though
(10:06:20 AM) live2h8j8: What?
(10:06:32 AM) Jape: they couldn’t put a black guy in charge of a new badass car like that
(10:06:43 AM) live2h8j8: And why is that?
(10:06:46 AM) Jape: the cops would always be after him, thinking he stole it
(10:06:51 AM) live2h8j8: >:o
(10:06:53 AM) live2h8j8 left the room.
(10:06:55 AM) Jape: LOL

7:49:11 AM: Darkie: ROFL!
7:49:11 AM: Darkie: ROFL!
7:49:13 AM: Darkie: ROFL
7:49:24 AM: Darkie: AFRICAN CHURCH!!
7:49:26 AM: Darkie: O
7:49:27 AM: Darkie: M
7:49:27 AM: Darkie: G
7:49:28 AM: Me: ROFL
7:49:34 AM: Darkie: Sooo… soo…. added

You’d think there would have been more black pirates?? A parrot wouldn’t stand a chance sitting on a black pirates shoulder though. I assume he’d get eaten before the end of the day!?!?

Source : Engrish

[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Chris is there with you?
[10:54] MMJ: going to lunch now..
[10:54] MMJ: yes he is
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Shit… hes a pimp
[10:54] thecloak: at the CASINO J?
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: not this time
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Tell him to take you to a strip joint or something
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: sure, sure
[10:55] Rev-Darkie: Have him take you to that one titty bar… clam strips
[10:56] thecloak: um
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Yeah
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Lap Dance
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: And do a line of coke on some bitches ass
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: and then slap it
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: make it jiggle
[10:57] thecloak: man about town I see
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: And when you good and tired
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: Go to the bar and get a vodka and red bull
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: down it real fast
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go outside to the ATM machine
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: get about $50 out
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go to 7-11 and buy a pack of gum
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and when you get your change… ask for it to be returned in $1
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Then walk back to the bar
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: tell them its your birthday
[10:59] thecloak: you’ve done this before i see
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and then….
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Wait…
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: I better top
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: top = stop
[11:00] thecloak: whew
[11:00] QM: no keep going
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: Okay
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I shall
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tell them its your birthday
[11:01] pardonmyfunk: Did I miss something?
[11:01] QM: does it end up with you did in a pussy
[11:01] thecloak: plenty
[11:01] QM: dick
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: There should be a bouncer there…. by the name of “Tank”
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I am sure thats not his real name
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: But anyways….
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tank will take you to a back room
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: and sit you down in this plastic covered chair
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: He will give you the list of rules…
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: like theres no touching the girls
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: dont cum on the girls.
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: Its okay to sniff the girls… but only when a certain song comes on
[11:03] thecloak: um
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: He then will walk out the room and send in 2 hoez
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: There should be these 2 twins… they go by the name of Peaches n’ Cream
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: I am not sure which is which… but they are about an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: Anyways…
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: PnC will come in
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: and begin to grind the chair and you
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: They will then proceed to undress…
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: You remember when you got change from the 7-11?
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: Well this is were you use those bills
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: If you dont… you really dont get a decent show
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: I mean….even though its your birthday…. they still have bills to pay
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: start off with giving a couple of bucks
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: have them open up the top part of their pantis… because remember, you cant touch them\
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: wait…
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: Shit I am talking to myself
[11:07] Rev-Darkie: no one is listening…