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(7:30:08 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: This thing feels wierd Darkie!
(7:34:00 AM) live2h8j8: What do you mean?
(7:34:08 AM) live2h8j8: Mine feels awesome!
(7:34:21 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: just not used to it yet I guess
(7:35:13 AM) Jape: T, are you SURE you are not gay?
(7:35:31 AM) Jape: I really think you might be gay, you might wanna research that
(7:35:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I AM NOT GAY!!
(7:35:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(7:36:10 AM) live2h8j8: Jape
(7:36:21 AM) live2h8j8: Why you have to be a dick?!
(7:36:28 AM) Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
(7:36:46 AM) Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:14 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL
(7:37:25 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL @ Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:26 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:27 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:28 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:29 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:38:02 AM) Jape:
(7:39:23 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I prefer to call it just being open minded…
(7:41:15 AM) Jape: GAY
(7:44:00 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol

This heart was in a corporate newsletter at my company with a heading reminding us to have a happy valentines day. As soon as I saw it, I knew a wtf check was necessary. WTF, as in:

* Why the fuck is there a soccer ball in my heart?
* Whats with the arrow? did cupid miss the heart? Or, did he decide he was gonna fly around the heart instead and then 3/4 of the way through decided “Ah, fuck it.” and left?
* Why are there stars around my heart? Is this a 2001 a space oddesy heart?

Yes, these are the questions that plague us at night, are they not?

I have worked in the helpdesk/service industry for a long time now. Even more than that, I have called into numerous such lines over the course of my life, as have we all… but I have never seen anything like this before.

I called Dynowatt, my power company, today to get them to fax me some forms I needed to close my account as I am moving in the near future. The guy who aswered the phone said “Hello, Sir. We are currently experiencing very high call volumes. I am sorry that I will be unable to assist you at the moment, but can you please call back later when we are not experiecning such high call volumes.” When I explained that I merely needed a form emailed to me, he explained that he was unable to do this and re-itterated his request that I call back at a more convenient time for them.

Again, I say.. Wow.. Just… Wow.

13:02… SantaCloak: Line jumping is cause for removal from the park, no refunds
13:02… @Gangreen: Line jumping is cause for a ghetto jumping, no shit
13:03… @Gangreen: T
13:03… SantaCloak: ?
13:03… @Gangreen: Think of the typical line jumpers at Six Flags…
13:03… SantaCloak: yes
13:03… @Gangreen: Describe them for me, please.
13:03… SantaCloak: black
13:04… @Gangreen: LMGAO
13:04… SantaCloak: :O
13:04… @Gangreen: Holy shit.
13:04… SantaCloak: you asked!
13:04… × @Gangreen high fives T

These are good….

An evil atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”
There is a ray of light from heaven and a thunder voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.”
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.”

http://just-laugh.blogspot.com/2007/09/athiest-in-amazon.html

Also this one…

http://gerriatric.vox.com/

Here they are, worksafe……

for today

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Be motivated by this uplifting classic…

The Best Hang Over Cures (available at supermarkets or online):

Milk Thistle (drops/tablets)
Berocca (Dissolvable tablets/pills)
B Vitamins and Vitamin C (alcohol depletes these)
Fresh ginger, sailors have used it for years to cure nausea (use a blender or shave onto food).
Natural banana milk shake (honey, banana, full fat vanilla ice cream, organic milk/soy milk)
Spicy food (increases metabolism)
Salty snacks (can help bind fluids together in your body)
Oxygen. Many airports now have oxygen bars. Failing this just get outside in the fresh air and breath as much as possible, which is why gentle exercise or a walk is good.
Bananas (the potassium is helpful).
Gentle exercise - like a walk or a jog – anything that raises the heart rate and gets the lungs pumping in more oxygen. Avoid over exertion leading to further dehydration and low blood sugar by drinking (drinks with electrolytes) and eating well.

Avoid popping artificial pills like that will upset the bodies natural balances, try to keep it natural. Toxicity in the body is high so generally any natural antioxidants are a good idea (in fruit of vegetables or pills).

Avoid coffee, as this will dehydrate you. So one of the worst situations for a hangover is to sit inside on the sofa drinking coffee and eating junk food, not allowing you self to get more sleep thinking about things but not doing anything about them. This puts a cross in all the boxes; dehydration, nutrition, sleep, stress, with limited oxygen, and yet is precisely what some people do with a hangover!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article2236595.ece