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(8:28:18 AM) cinomed.foster: this is effin BS, no one at all is allowed scheduled off even a HALF day if someone else is off
(8:28:29 AM) Shamgarr: umm
(8:28:36 AM) Shamgarr: small team?  yea.. I think thats it
(8:28:44 AM) Syaa: Hmm .. seems to me he has allowed that in the past
(8:28:46 AM) cinomed.foster: I work for a company of 90k people but get treqated like I work on the mom and poop store down the street
(8:28:56 AM) Shamgarr: mom and poop?
(8:29:02 AM) cinomed.foster: retarfded
(8:29:07 AM) Shamgarr: there aren’t 90k peeps in your dept, moron becky
(8:29:13 AM) Shamgarr: its called being part of a small team
(8:29:19 AM) Syaa: Just 8 that work .
(8:29:29 AM) Syaa: the others sit around doing fucking nothing
(8:29:39 AM) Shamgarr: well that is another issue, if that is true
(8:30:04 AM) Syaa: its true
(8:30:20 AM) cinomed.foster: I should fucking call in, and bring in a note from the dentest lol
(8:30:34 AM) Syaa: Bondo go on and on and on about this NB that will be rdy in 2012
(8:30:54 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(8:31:10 AM) Syaa: then we have poeple that cant break 40% in an 8h day
(8:31:29 AM) Shamgarr: when I was there, everyone was at 110% or higher.,…
(8:31:42 AM) Shamgarr: T and Lane must have let it slip after i left and took my excellence with me
(8:31:47 AM) Shamgarr: BAM!!! >:O YISI!!
(8:31:49 AM) Syaa: Ya well not anymore .. some of the new ones over here suck
(8:34:16 AM) Syaa: what days u need off JC.. So i can request them now
(8:34:34 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(8:37:17 AM) cinomed.foster: I dun give a fuck, I got more than a week of sick time, I guess I will jsut start calling in
(8:44:19 AM) Shamgarr: yea go ahead and do that
(8:44:23 AM) Shamgarr: good luck with it
(8:44:51 AM) Shamgarr: a WEEK of sick time?  holy hell dude.. you must call in all the time, I have like 250+ hours of sick time
(8:45:01 AM) Shamgarr: stop being lazy
(8:48:33 AM) cinomed.foster: two breaks in his first hour, awesome
(8:48:52 AM) cinomed.foster: fuck you
(8:48:54 AM) cinomed.foster left the room.
(8:48:58 AM) Shamgarr: do you do anything over there but bitch and route tickets to my Bypass queue?
(8:49:00 AM) Shamgarr: idiot
(8:49:11 AM) Shamgarr: good! >:O
(8:54:33 AM) Texas T: wow
(8:54:42 AM) Texas T: lol
(8:57:05 AM) Syaa: think someone is mad
(8:57:59 AM) Xercxes: who?
(8:58:03 AM) Syaa: JC
(8:58:14 AM) Xercxes: what happened?
(9:00:07 AM) Texas T: WELL HELL
(9:00:16 AM) Syaa: ask jape
(9:02:00 AM) Texas T: lol
(9:02:25 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(9:03:50 AM) Shamgarr: he is being pissy because he wants a day off and someone else already claimed it.  well, boo freaking hoo… he works on a small team and it was explained to him when he was interviewed and hired (i was THERE for this event) that since its a small team you are required to be there and time off is less available.  however, for some reason he thinks that since CSC has 90k employees, he should be able to take off any time he wants because they would magically get someone to cover for him….

(10:20:38 AM) Bongwater left the room.
(10:22:35 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:22:41 AM) Jape: traitorous bastard! >:O
(10:23:10 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: ??
(10:23:18 AM) Jape: YISI! >:O
(10:23:24 AM) bongwater entered the room.
(10:23:27 AM) Jape: uh oh
(10:23:29 AM) bongwater: be right back
(10:23:29 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:23:30 AM) bongwater left the room.
(10:23:33 AM) ***Jape hides from the fatman
(10:23:39 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:24:00 AM) cinomed.foster: it’s yummy spam trust me
(10:24:00 AM) Bongwater entered the room.
(10:24:08 AM) Jape: ok, this is getting old
(10:24:16 AM) Bongwater: there lets see if the short squat actually notices
(10:24:17 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Tawater has this damn laptop locked so it won’t get updates from Billy Gates..
(10:24:19 AM) Jape: Cinomed, that one made me laugh, so yeah
(10:24:24 AM) Bongwater: w00t
(10:24:28 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: there you are!
(10:24:29 AM) Bongwater: cloak is safe from the evil giant
(10:24:42 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yes but I’m not gett SIRC updates
(10:24:44 AM) Bongwater: dude i CAN NOT talk right now
(10:24:56 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:25:00 AM) Jape: BONG…remove yourself from the ashtray if life if you are smoking something other than fine cigars….kthxbai
(10:25:05 AM) Bongwater: i have to prepare to get my ass but fucked by a psycho bitch later and i forgot to get analease from the store when i was in town
(10:25:19 AM) Jape: dumbass
(10:25:23 AM) Bongwater: shortass
(10:25:33 AM) Jape: perhaps
(10:25:38 AM) Jape: but my boss doesn’t hate me
(10:25:40 AM) Bongwater: oh most definitely
(10:25:45 AM) Jape: which… could be good for YOU later on
(10:26:10 AM) Jape: so… remember who your friends are…. oh, right… its RASHANNA…get her to get you a job, fatass
(10:26:21 AM) Bongwater: ill give her your email so you too can enjoy the psychodelic euphoria of violent tendencies through menopausal diatribes into your soul
(10:26:42 AM) Jape: do it
(10:26:46 AM) Bongwater: fine.
(10:26:48 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:26:50 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh boy
(10:26:53 AM) Jape: I doubt she can stand up to being Jape-Pwned
(10:26:59 AM) Jape: Japified
(10:27:20 AM) Bongwater: she’d use you as a tampon on a light day and still choke you to suicidal tendencies
(10:27:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup that’s her
(10:28:16 AM) Jape: don’t get pissed at me because I have thicker skin than you and can handle people when they are spewing anti-bongrish political jargon
(10:28:54 AM) Bongwater: oh you couldnt tell? that was my monday cup of garfield “how da fuck are ya?”
(10:29:34 AM) Bongwater: you must be getting old
(10:29:40 AM) Jape: oh, I am
(10:29:45 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:29:49 AM) Jape: you will learn that soon
(10:29:52 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: =-O
(10:30:03 AM) Bongwater: next time your wife is in town take her out to denny’s and ask her if she thinks you qualify for the senior plate…answer all your questions right there
(10:30:27 AM) cinomed.foster: EEEWWWWwwwwww (10:29:49 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:31:10 AM) Jape: ok, I will do that. I will also enjoy the fact that I have a wife and don’t spend my weekend time working db code for an onloving woman who wont’ give me any, forcing me to rub one off in the DTC men’s room because I like working 7 days a week
(10:31:25 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: heehee
(10:31:38 AM) ***Pharaoh Cloak laughs like grothdor
(10:31:39 AM) Bongwater: wow
(10:32:09 AM) Bongwater: your piss is full of “Mr T’s Secret Sauce” for damn sure
(10:33:02 AM) Bongwater: while your begging one of your service desk furbies to hummer you under your wow enabled desk. Please remember that you are the one who wishes you are the horde…MORE than you wish you were teh Jape.
(10:33:20 AM) ***Bongwater mispells your to force a caniption fit from jape
(10:34:45 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:35:31 AM) Jape: I was Jape before I was horde…and you can be both at once, you are on crack and an asshole all at once, are you not? Oh, and apparently a pansy also since you cower to small-boobed women who yell alot. Please learn how to de-tantrumify your bongrish tongue in order that you can spedn more time focusing on more fulfilling matters… such as keeping your car from burning 2 qts of oil every day
(10:38:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:38:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: mom
(10:38:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: eoe
(10:38:45 AM) Jape: 303
(10:39:41 AM) Bongwater: Jape you think about me way too much. Ever slip up and call my name out when your wife is ram-rodding you with her alabama black snake strap on? I think you do and thats just creepy.
(10:40:27 AM) Jape: you would think so because you are drinking that Ellis Co water, which, from what I have seen of SOTD, stunts your growth. However, for you, that migth not be a bad thing
(10:40:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: rofl
(10:40:50 AM) Jape: please stop calling me at night when you are drunk and wanting love from SOTD, I am not going to give you what he does
(10:41:01 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: faint
(10:58:43 AM) cinomed.foster: omg

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(11:58:40 AM) Caveman: u know i hated going to the store i would get looked at so bad it would make me feel dirty
(11:59:14 AM) limeboi: hah … you know you liked the attention
(12:00:05 PM) Caveman: Shit hell know .. i would flash my wedding ring
(12:00:25 PM) Jape: shit hell know ?
(12:00:54 PM) Caveman: No *
(12:00:58 PM) Akhenaten: hits cavemantoenglish.com
(12:01:03 PM) Akhenaten: AHHH
(12:01:03 PM) Akhenaten: ok
(12:01:05 PM) Jape: LOL
(12:01:11 PM) Caveman: sorry had to many chats going
(12:01:25 PM) Jape: so whats your excuse the rest of the time?
(12:01:32 PM) Jape: you gotta love the Cavespeak…
(12:01:37 PM) Akhenaten: indeed!
(12:01:44 PM) Jape: *Almost* as good as BONGrish
(12:02:26 PM) Caveman: Hmm muit tasking
(12:02:36 PM) Jape: muit, huh?
(12:02:45 PM) Jape: i hate it when I muit… it smells for days
(12:02:56 PM) Caveman: Mult damn it
(12:02:56 PM) Akhenaten: again cavemantoenglish.com
(12:03:00 PM) Jape: LOL
(12:03:05 PM) Jape: Mult?
(12:03:15 PM) Caveman: think the 3rd one is the right answer
(12:03:23 PM) Jape: is that like a MALT with some “special sauce” ??
(12:03:33 PM) Caveman: put an I in there and suck the f** up
(12:03:34 PM) ***Akhenaten spns the caveman to english wheel
(12:03:41 PM) Jape: suck the f** up??
(12:03:47 PM) ***Akhenaten faints
(12:03:47 PM) Jape: dude… keep going, this is good…
(12:03:55 PM) Caveman: LOL
(12:03:59 PM) Jape: i got lots of room on wiz-urd.com for this
(12:04:14 PM) Caveman: so .. post that sit
(12:04:29 PM) Jape: oh that SIT will be posted, for sure
(12:04:32 PM) Jape: the text also
(12:04:43 PM) Akhenaten: OMG
(12:04:52 PM) Akhenaten: SPELL CHECK THAT SHIT!
(12:05:01 PM) ***Jape types carefully…
(12:05:07 PM) Jape: MUAHAHAHAHAH

(7:30:08 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: This thing feels wierd Darkie!
(7:34:00 AM) live2h8j8: What do you mean?
(7:34:08 AM) live2h8j8: Mine feels awesome!
(7:34:21 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: just not used to it yet I guess
(7:35:13 AM) Jape: T, are you SURE you are not gay?
(7:35:31 AM) Jape: I really think you might be gay, you might wanna research that
(7:35:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I AM NOT GAY!!
(7:35:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(7:36:10 AM) live2h8j8: Jape
(7:36:21 AM) live2h8j8: Why you have to be a dick?!
(7:36:28 AM) Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
(7:36:46 AM) Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:14 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL
(7:37:25 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL @ Jape: thats the gay motto…in gay school, you raise your right hand, grab the guys crotch next to you with your left, and repeat THAT.
Jape: “I AM NOT GAY” — Gay Motto
(7:37:26 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:27 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:28 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:37:29 AM) live2h8j8: ROFL!
(7:38:02 AM) Jape:
(7:39:23 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: I prefer to call it just being open minded…
(7:41:15 AM) Jape: GAY
(7:44:00 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol

This heart was in a corporate newsletter at my company with a heading reminding us to have a happy valentines day. As soon as I saw it, I knew a wtf check was necessary. WTF, as in:

* Why the fuck is there a soccer ball in my heart?
* Whats with the arrow? did cupid miss the heart? Or, did he decide he was gonna fly around the heart instead and then 3/4 of the way through decided “Ah, fuck it.” and left?
* Why are there stars around my heart? Is this a 2001 a space oddesy heart?

Yes, these are the questions that plague us at night, are they not?

I have worked in the helpdesk/service industry for a long time now. Even more than that, I have called into numerous such lines over the course of my life, as have we all… but I have never seen anything like this before.

I called Dynowatt, my power company, today to get them to fax me some forms I needed to close my account as I am moving in the near future. The guy who aswered the phone said “Hello, Sir. We are currently experiencing very high call volumes. I am sorry that I will be unable to assist you at the moment, but can you please call back later when we are not experiecning such high call volumes.” When I explained that I merely needed a form emailed to me, he explained that he was unable to do this and re-itterated his request that I call back at a more convenient time for them.

Again, I say.. Wow.. Just… Wow.

13:02… SantaCloak: Line jumping is cause for removal from the park, no refunds
13:02… @Gangreen: Line jumping is cause for a ghetto jumping, no shit
13:03… @Gangreen: T
13:03… SantaCloak: ?
13:03… @Gangreen: Think of the typical line jumpers at Six Flags…
13:03… SantaCloak: yes
13:03… @Gangreen: Describe them for me, please.
13:03… SantaCloak: black
13:04… @Gangreen: LMGAO
13:04… SantaCloak: :O
13:04… @Gangreen: Holy shit.
13:04… SantaCloak: you asked!
13:04… × @Gangreen high fives T