Doom Handler
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): ^
Fry: Shut it, Baker. You can’t handle my Doom.
SheFry: I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now…
Fry: Too late, I’m already rocking E1M1 from the Doom OST
Mike G: NEDM
Fry: Nedm was some catchy shit. Doom and cats, what could possibly go wrong
Fry: Skyrim won Game of the Year, Best RPG, and Best Studio at the VGAs
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Awards won: 3
Fucks given: 0
Fry’s Doom handled: check
Lulling@fry: priceless
Fry: I think I’d know if you handled my doom
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET
Fry: Your moms number
Fry: If you think you can handle my Doom, buy Quake III Arena on Steam. Then I’ll buy it. Then you’ll eat my rockets.
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Quake 3 is not doom, now is it mister
Fry: Yeah, its much more fun. LOOPHOLE: there’s a character named Doom in Q3Arena
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Loophole rejected as the working title is not doom
Fry: Pussy
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Its what’s for dinner
Fry: Meow
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Now if you had said “you can’t handle my quake 3″ I would be like “challenge considered” but you didn’t, you said doom
Fry: You can’t handle my quake 3
Fry: OR my Doom. OR my Unreal.
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): “Challenge considered”
Fry: Pick your game. Ill pick your coffin.
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): What game of those do you own?
Fry: None actually
(•͡˘˛˘ •͡) L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Then “challenge aborted” invalid challenge issued. 10 yard penalty, first down.
Fry: Fine then. Unreal tournament. Choose your version, cad.
Lady Jay: Nerd duels commence!
Jape : Ms Pac-Man > all you nerds. Don’t GAC with me or I’ll shove a Pole Position up your ass and bury you in a Dig-Dug hole.
Sotd: Don’t be a lemming.
Ta’al Mahret: I see your atari fail and respond with donkey kong throwing barrels back at you
SheFry: Mario. That is all.