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I’ma marry this girl when she grows up.

thecloak — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:38:27 +0000

What? I see nothing wrong with the title of this post. I think Holly is HOT.

African-American Weather

thecloak — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:50:41 +0000

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn’t understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says…

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be

headin’ fo’ yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!

Bitch be a category fo’! So grab yo’ chirren, yo’

Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo’ da nearest

guv’ment office fo yo FREE shit!

Darkie, is that you?

timmah — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:37:07 +0000

Darkie’s family finally gets to meet after many years apart

bongwater — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:39:46 +0000

In the News it appears that our good friend will get to meet members of his family he hasnt seen since he was 2 years old. Unfortunately the instructions required to reunite this long seperated family might prove too daunting of a task. See Below

Image from http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=22

National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

thecloak — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:32:23 +0000

You’d think there would have been more black pirates?? A parrot wouldn’t stand a chance sitting on a black pirates shoulder though. I assume he’d get eaten before the end of the day!?!?

Pope Cloak has a terrible head cold! Thanks Busty!!

thecloak — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:49:19 +0000

I took all these meds last night and I STILL feel like total shit!

Anti-Semites as far as the eye can see!

timmah — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:23:03 +0000

Me: See, you’re looking too much in to this… I own all of you, and therefore you do as I say

Anti-Semite: i think not. i ended the work relatedness of this exchange with my first response. Everything after was just me being “friendly” after all, you are still human. 1:14:21 PM

Me: Wow! The anti-semite calling me a human! wooHOO! 1:14:55 PM

Anti-Semite: I figure Jesus will sort out “your kind” soon enough. I can be nice to you in the interim. 1:15:45 PM

Me: What does my lawn man have to do with this? 1:16:07 PM

Anti-Semite: you still don’t get it, do you We are bringing Jesus and his lot to replace y’all. 1:16:47 PM

Me: Oh man! I guess I should wear a suit or something so I will atleast look nice at my damnation 1:17:14 PM

Anti-Semite: wear red so you don’t…..”clash” 1:17:46 PM

Me: Oh lord no, I wouldn’t want to clash! 1:18:10 PM

Firearms refresher course

MMJ — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:19:01 +0000

“Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.”~ Thomas Jefferson

(This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! )

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

11. What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18 Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don’t make more.

24. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.