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Molesting the Minds of Fragile People, Worldwide
The Minnesota toe-sucking bandit mugshot has been released. Folks, please keep liquids out of your mouths before viewing.
SEPTEMBER 11–Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passerby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped

Source : http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0911072toes1.html
So the Caveman wanted a vacation, huh? He wanted to take off on Friday and not come back until Tuesday. Well, that is ok… we all need that from time to time. But he should have thought about locking his desk first…
and look! he found a dollar! —>
Kube is about to make his move against Darkie at any moment, I bet… 9_9
Wow, Darkie bought a snack on the Caveman, who wasn’t even there!
To My Darling Husband,Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.Fortunately I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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