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  • August 22, 2007

    Things That Make You Go “Hmmmmmmm…”

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 3:33 am

    [05:30] MMJ: what does a painter have to paint?
    [05:31] thecloak: why does Straps have to be gay?
    [05:31] MMJ: indeed
    [05:31] thecloak: why does darkies steal bikes?
    [05:32] rev_darkie: Why does midgets have to midge?
    [05:32] MMJ: umm
    [05:32] thecloak_2000: that’s midgetist

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    August 21, 2007

    I Work With Racist (Part… Ummm… I think this is 5)

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 11:18 am

    [13:15] cinomedt: Darkie followed me outta here at lunch I had to whip into Jack In a Box to get away…..
    [13:16] boozed_jew: If you really wanted to get darkie off your tail, you should’ve gone in to a job fair or a police station.

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    Green Hates Women Of Color (Awards that is)

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 9:21 am

    [11:13] Greenist: Such a shame….
    [11:13] Cinomed: ROFL
    [11:13] Greenist: What a setback to the equal rights movement.
    [11:13] Greenist: “Women of color” ..  What a fucking insult.
    [11:14] Greenist: Hi.  Since you’re “colored” we’ll hold you to a different standard and give you this award.
    [11:16] rev_darkie: Fuck you Green
    [11:16] rev_darkie: I hope you get cancer!

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    Quote Of The Day (Part II) – 8/21/2007

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 8:13 am

    “You stupid bitch!  You filthy whore!  I’ll teach ya to fuck with me!” – Chucky

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    Quote Of The Day – 8/21/2007

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 6:29 am

    [08:21] Greenist: Midget is not (air quote) PC (air quote).
    [08:21] Greenist: They prefer “shrimps”

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    August 17, 2007

    Darkies like Air Quotes, but not the color Orange

    Filed under: 08/2007 — MMJ @ 7:47 am

    [09:36] rev_darkie: I love air quotes
    [09:36] rev_darkie: ROFL
    [09:36] rev_darkie: ROFL
    [09:37] * rev_darkie gonna air quote my ass off today
    [09:37] rev_darkie: Man… it looks like iKea had a sell up in this bitch
    [09:37] rev_darkie: Cheap ass desks
    [09:38] mmj: ROFL @ everybody shared Will Hawk’s poker money!!
    [09:38] rev_darkie: And to think…This is suppose to be (air quote) better (air quote) then the other building.
    [09:38] kruzn: omg
    [09:38] kruzn: rofl
    [09:38] rev_darkie: *than
    [09:38] mmj: ROFL
    [09:38] thecloak: OMG
    [09:38] thecloak: LOL
    [09:38] rev_darkie: ?
    [09:38] thecloak: rev_darkie: Man… it looks like iKea had a sell up in this bitch
    [09:38] rev_darkie: I does
    [09:39] thecloak: I am FUCKING ROLLING
    [09:39] rev_darkie: I bet this even real wood
    [09:39] mmj: he is
    [09:39] thecloak: u are so gd funny
    [09:39] mmj: I heard him LMAO
    [09:39] rev_darkie: *aint real wood
    [09:39] thecloak: eyes are watering
    [09:39] thecloak: LOL
    [09:42] rev_darkie: Oh.. .and this red…
    [09:42] rev_darkie: or is this orange?
    [09:42] rev_darkie: regardless….
    [09:42] thecloak: burned orange
    [09:42] rev_darkie: whatever color it is… I am not amused. >o

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    August 16, 2007

    Gangrene can’t come to work today because he was out too late last night

    Filed under: 08/2007 — MMJ @ 12:40 pm

    [13:00] *** Gangrene has joined the chat.
    [13:00] * rev_darkie waits for it
    [13:00] MMJ: ROFL
    [13:00] rev_darkie: Ahh….. Dammit! 8o|
    [13:00] thecloak: I miss anthing
    [13:00] Fry: MAN WHORE!
    [13:00] rev_darkie: [12:56] *** mc_gangrene has joined the chat.
    [13:00] thecloak: WELL WELL WELL WEL!!
    [13:00] MMJ: PRAISE TO THE KING GREEN!!!
    [13:00] MMJ: ROFL
    [13:00] gangrene: Sup, ninjas?
    [13:00] Fry: [13:00] *** Man Whore has joined the chat.
    [13:01] thecloak: you finally come to?
    [13:01] MMJ: ROFL
    [13:01] gangrene: I slept until 11. It was great.
    [13:01] thecloak: shit, she musta busted you UP
    [13:01] cinomed: ROFL
    [13:01] gangrene: Nah.
    [13:01] * Fry just peed himself…
    [13:01] MMJ: LMAO
    [13:01] gangrene: I slithered out of there about 11:30.
    [13:01] Fry: Green, apparently we’re all GREEN with envy.

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    NUGGER FREE CHAT!

    Filed under: 08/2007 — MMJ @ 12:20 pm

    [13:55] *** Fry has joined the chat.
    [13:55] thecloak: well well
    [13:56] Fry: …not so much…
    [13:56] * Fry: was busy feeling insignificant…
    [13:57] gangrene: Here
    [13:57] thecloak: feeling what?
    [13:57] gangrene: Here’s a Kleenez, little girl.
    [13:58] Fry: Thanks Green, the snot on my pink dress was starting to get crusty.
    [13:58] thecloak: yuckIE
    [14:01] Fry: Pipe down old man…you’re getting the bill from the dry cleaners when all is said and done.
    [14:02] MMJ: ROFL
    [14:03] thecloak_2000: Why you!! I… er.. OHHH I am STEAMING
    [14:03] thecloak_2000: Present yourself for punishment post haste
    [14:03] Fry: Um…HERE I AM…
    [14:03] * Fry presented.
    [14:04] *** rev_darkie has left the chat.
    [14:04] thecloak: :O I’LL SMACK YOUR WRIST!
    [14:04] Fry: *** His Imminence “The Darkness” has left the chat.
    [14:05] Fry: NUGGER FREE CHAT!
    [14:05] thecloak: me puts sun glasses on
    [14:06] MMJ: ROFL

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    August 15, 2007

    ATM’s, PINS and Clock Radios

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 9:30 am

    [11:27] rev-darkie: DO you know what kinds of fun I can have with this?

    [11:27] rev- darkie: Click Here
    [11:28] rev-darkie: I can prop this up next to an ATM machine and get people PIN numbers!
    [11:28] thecloak: yes cause a clock radio sitting by a ATM machine is normal
    [11:28] rev-darkie: Wait…then again, they would suspect why there is a clock just sitting there.

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    Quote OF The Day – 8/15/2007

    Filed under: 08/2007 — Darkie @ 7:45 am

    “I play the race card every day… I use my white privilege to get low-interest loans and such.” – T. Street

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