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“Lord loves a workin’ man.  Don’t trust whitey.  See a doctor and get rid of it.  Got it.” – T. S.

 ”I have a wide stance, I didn’t mean to touch the officers foot… 3 times…” – Sen. Larry Craig

Jape thinks just because his desk is locked, it will stop me!

(04:20:19 PM) gangrene: Damn… my stomach ain’t happy.
(04:20:30 PM) kube: my ass is talking
(04:20:36 PM) gangrene: Gotta blast another shit when I get home.
(04:20:38 PM) mmj: LOL
(04:20:40 PM) kube: i need to go take a no2
(04:20:45 PM) kube: set my ass to blast
(04:21:05 PM) gangrene: Da-DOOSH-ka!
(04:21:10 PM) kube: my ass needs to gargle on some mouthwash
(04:21:16 PM) kube: cause it stinks
(04:21:31 PM) gangrene: I need to not shit for about a month while mine heals.
(04:22:22 PM) cinomed: try atkins diet
(04:22:36 PM) cinomed: that will make you not shit much
(04:22:53 PM) kube: sucks for you green cause you cant shit on break anymore
(04:23:02 PM) kube: too far of a drive
(04:23:09 PM) gangrene: Yep.
(04:23:14 PM) gangrene: F**king bullshit.
(04:23:22 PM) gangrene: These restrooms suck
(04:23:37 PM) kube: they have RR in the front area noone ever uses
(04:23:48 PM) kube: its for “visitors”
(04:24:02 PM) gangrene: Even if I go in there just to take a piss, I still have to hear people’s shit come out of there ass in crystal clarity.
(04:24:06 PM) kube: im gonna go in there once and say i was just visiting
(04:24:29 PM) kube: hey man thats the future HD
(04:24:41 PM) kube: High Definition shiting
(04:25:05 PM) jektono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(04:25:07 PM) jektono left the room.
(04:25:35 PM) kube: [16:25] *** jektonoporkins has left the chat to go f**k squirrles and other furry creatures.
(04:25:40 PM) mmj: wtgac is his problem?

[10:43] Greenist : Greenism – Book of Chucky “And, yay, I shall smite the female gym teachers of the world and maketh their heads smack the concrete wall.”

[10:43] revdarkie: Man… those bitches at Long Johns gave me about 20 packs of tartar sauce
[10:44] revdarkie: A nigga was in heaven!
[10:44] jektonopor: thats grodie too
[10:44] jektonopor: was that you with the hamser thing earlier too?
[10:44] revdarkie: Nah.
[10:44] revdarkie: that was  your dad
[10:45] thecloak2000: that’s because J called LJS and told them to hook-a-nigga up!
[10:45] revdarkie: ROF.. Wait… WHAT?! >:-0
[10:45] ihatedrkie: how did they know what nigga to hook up ..
[10:45] thecloak2000: they are hooking them all up today
[10:45] thecloak2000: it’s hook-a-nigga up day
[10:45] revdarkie: Ummm

[10:46] zepp: oh…man i had my rope all ready, thought it was “string-a-nigaa up day”
[10:47] thecloak2000: OMG
[10:47] thecloak2000: that’s friday man

[10:48] revdarkie: That is not funny!
[10:48] ihatedrkie: blackstuff its so funny
[10:49] thecloak2000: that’s hangist
[10:49] pardonmy: [10:47] thecloak_2000: that’s friday man NO DEAR, I’m FRYday man.

[06:39] revdarkie: >:-0 “Salt and Peppa hera and we in affect…”
[06:40] revdarkie: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…. push it”
[06:41] revdarkie: “Get up on this!
[06:41] revdarkie: Push it!
[06:41] revdarkie: GET UP ON THIS
[06:41] thecloak2000: :O
[06:41] revdarkie: Dun Dun dun dun dun dun dunna dunna dun
[06:41] revdarkie: Ahhhhh…. push it!
[06:42] revdarkie: Ahhhhhhhhh… push it
[06:42] revdarkie: GET UP ON…. Ahhh.. push it!
[06:42] thecloak2000: we need a white song — All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
[06:44] thecloak2000: Much better
[06:45] thecloak2000: less thumpa thump
[06:45] thecloak2000: more white
[06:45] revdarkie: “I could leave today”
[06:45] revdarkie: “Oh, California dreamin’ …”
[06:45] revdarkie: See… I know that one1
[06:45] thecloak2000: see… much better
[06:46] thecloak2000: oh and I don’t do crack anymore
[06:46] thecloak2000: I am offended
[06:46] *** Caveman has joined the chat.
[06:46] thecloak2000: I am bringing in my friend Cave
[06:46] thecloak2000: who now goes by Q
[06:46] thecloak2000: He’ll BUST YOUR ASS
[06:47] thecloak2000: (he handles all my light work)

[10:55] Kube : Black people talk to damn much in the movie at the screen like they can hear them… “look out behind you bitch!

Self Adhesive Sunroof

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