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You’d think there would have been more black pirates?? A parrot wouldn’t stand a chance sitting on a black pirates shoulder though. I assume he’d get eaten before the end of the day!?!?

Source : Engrish

[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Chris is there with you?
[10:54] MMJ: going to lunch now..
[10:54] MMJ: yes he is
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Shit… hes a pimp
[10:54] thecloak: at the CASINO J?
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: not this time
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Tell him to take you to a strip joint or something
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: sure, sure
[10:55] Rev-Darkie: Have him take you to that one titty bar… clam strips
[10:56] thecloak: um
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Yeah
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Lap Dance
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: And do a line of coke on some bitches ass
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: and then slap it
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: make it jiggle
[10:57] thecloak: man about town I see
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: And when you good and tired
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: Go to the bar and get a vodka and red bull
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: down it real fast
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go outside to the ATM machine
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: get about $50 out
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go to 7-11 and buy a pack of gum
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and when you get your change… ask for it to be returned in $1
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Then walk back to the bar
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: tell them its your birthday
[10:59] thecloak: you’ve done this before i see
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and then….
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Wait…
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: I better top
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: top = stop
[11:00] thecloak: whew
[11:00] QM: no keep going
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: Okay
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I shall
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tell them its your birthday
[11:01] pardonmyfunk: Did I miss something?
[11:01] QM: does it end up with you did in a pussy
[11:01] thecloak: plenty
[11:01] QM: dick
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: There should be a bouncer there…. by the name of “Tank”
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I am sure thats not his real name
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: But anyways….
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tank will take you to a back room
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: and sit you down in this plastic covered chair
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: He will give you the list of rules…
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: like theres no touching the girls
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: dont cum on the girls.
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: Its okay to sniff the girls… but only when a certain song comes on
[11:03] thecloak: um
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: He then will walk out the room and send in 2 hoez
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: There should be these 2 twins… they go by the name of Peaches n’ Cream
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: I am not sure which is which… but they are about an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: Anyways…
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: PnC will come in
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: and begin to grind the chair and you
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: They will then proceed to undress…
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: You remember when you got change from the 7-11?
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: Well this is were you use those bills
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: If you dont… you really dont get a decent show
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: I mean….even though its your birthday…. they still have bills to pay
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: start off with giving a couple of bucks
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: have them open up the top part of their pantis… because remember, you cant touch them\
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: wait…
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: Shit I am talking to myself
[11:07] Rev-Darkie: no one is listening…

[09:05] cinomed: W
[09:05] cinomed: T
[09:05] cinomed: G
[09:05] cinomed: Link
[09:05] rev-darkie: “It’s peanut-butter jelly time!”
[09:05] cinomed: TAG has been banned as children are feeling harrassed and stuff
[09:05] * thecloak: hides pp
[09:05] cinomed: my GOD we are raising a nation is wussys
[09:05] rev- darkie: Tag? The body spray?
[09:05] rev-darkie: Yeah… that shit stinks!

“Lord loves a workin’ man.  Don’t trust whitey.  See a doctor and get rid of it.  Got it.” – T. S.

 ”I have a wide stance, I didn’t mean to touch the officers foot… 3 times…” – Sen. Larry Craig

Jape thinks just because his desk is locked, it will stop me!

(04:20:19 PM) gangrene: Damn… my stomach ain’t happy.
(04:20:30 PM) kube: my ass is talking
(04:20:36 PM) gangrene: Gotta blast another shit when I get home.
(04:20:38 PM) mmj: LOL
(04:20:40 PM) kube: i need to go take a no2
(04:20:45 PM) kube: set my ass to blast
(04:21:05 PM) gangrene: Da-DOOSH-ka!
(04:21:10 PM) kube: my ass needs to gargle on some mouthwash
(04:21:16 PM) kube: cause it stinks
(04:21:31 PM) gangrene: I need to not shit for about a month while mine heals.
(04:22:22 PM) cinomed: try atkins diet
(04:22:36 PM) cinomed: that will make you not shit much
(04:22:53 PM) kube: sucks for you green cause you cant shit on break anymore
(04:23:02 PM) kube: too far of a drive
(04:23:09 PM) gangrene: Yep.
(04:23:14 PM) gangrene: F**king bullshit.
(04:23:22 PM) gangrene: These restrooms suck
(04:23:37 PM) kube: they have RR in the front area noone ever uses
(04:23:48 PM) kube: its for “visitors”
(04:24:02 PM) gangrene: Even if I go in there just to take a piss, I still have to hear people’s shit come out of there ass in crystal clarity.
(04:24:06 PM) kube: im gonna go in there once and say i was just visiting
(04:24:29 PM) kube: hey man thats the future HD
(04:24:41 PM) kube: High Definition shiting
(04:25:05 PM) jektono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(04:25:07 PM) jektono left the room.
(04:25:35 PM) kube: [16:25] *** jektonoporkins has left the chat to go f**k squirrles and other furry creatures.
(04:25:40 PM) mmj: wtgac is his problem?

[10:43] Greenist : Greenism – Book of Chucky “And, yay, I shall smite the female gym teachers of the world and maketh their heads smack the concrete wall.”

[10:43] revdarkie: Man… those bitches at Long Johns gave me about 20 packs of tartar sauce
[10:44] revdarkie: A nigga was in heaven!
[10:44] jektonopor: thats grodie too
[10:44] jektonopor: was that you with the hamser thing earlier too?
[10:44] revdarkie: Nah.
[10:44] revdarkie: that was  your dad
[10:45] thecloak2000: that’s because J called LJS and told them to hook-a-nigga up!
[10:45] revdarkie: ROF.. Wait… WHAT?! >:-0
[10:45] ihatedrkie: how did they know what nigga to hook up ..
[10:45] thecloak2000: they are hooking them all up today
[10:45] thecloak2000: it’s hook-a-nigga up day
[10:45] revdarkie: Ummm

[10:46] zepp: oh…man i had my rope all ready, thought it was “string-a-nigaa up day”
[10:47] thecloak2000: OMG
[10:47] thecloak2000: that’s friday man

[10:48] revdarkie: That is not funny!
[10:48] ihatedrkie: blackstuff its so funny
[10:49] thecloak2000: that’s hangist
[10:49] pardonmy: [10:47] thecloak_2000: that’s friday man NO DEAR, I’m FRYday man.