WoW - World of WANGZcraft » Archived Logs http://www.wiz-urd.com Molesting the Minds of Fragile People, Worldwide Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:38:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Bongrish Bablefish Translator http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/09/06/bongrish-bablefish-translator/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/09/06/bongrish-bablefish-translator/#comments Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:26:07 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/09/06/bongrish-bablefish-translator/ Koobie   I hate <edit>…..
Koobie   stupid exceptions
Me   hmmm
Me   too…..many…..comments…..can’t……type……
Koobie   crappity crap crap
Koobie   got something to say MMJ?
Me   no, not me
Koobie   dont be a skirt wearing commie like Jeff….spill it….dame los
Me   cimp
BongWater        um….if jeff has anything to do with it MMJ just might actually SPILL it
Me   you are one to talk, HAJMI gay name….
BongWater      and your ass was kicked….go cry about it to your limp wristed playmaker…
BongWater      its blue for a reason…stop wanking it off
Me   Bong, what is the status of the BONGRISH Babelfish translator?  Cause I am getting tired of having to call and ask him 2 year old niece what the GAC you are saying….
Fry   I wipe my hind end with your Bongish translation…
BongWater      
A: You are thinking too hard
B: Its not getting you anywhere
C: That vein on the side of your head is NOT supposed to have 300 PSI
D: If your computer were a woman it would run off with the retarded kids toilet just to get away from you
BongWater   LOL @ MMJ

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/09/06/bongrish-bablefish-translator/feed/ 0 Macintosh users learn was a Terrabyte is… http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/macintosh-users-learn-was-a-terrabyte-is/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/macintosh-users-learn-was-a-terrabyte-is/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:01:36 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=20 [12:05] mmj:  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300098985137&ssPageName=ADME
[12:06] Straps: thats a terabyte right jape ?
[12:06] thecloak: free shipping too
[12:06] mmj: no
[12:06] mmj: 100GB
[12:06] Straps: oh
[12:06] Straps: sorry
[12:06] Straps: 1000
[12:06] mmj: not a GREAT price, but free ship, so kinda good
[12:06] Straps: would be a tb
[12:06] Straps: my bad
[12:07] rev_darkie: That deal is horrible!
[12:07] thecloak: do they even make TB’s yet?
[12:07] mmj: largest I have seen is 750GB
[12:07] rev_darkie: Wait until you see mine, J
[12:07] rev_darkie: LMAO
[12:08] thecloak: I’ve seen it. No big deal really.
[12:08] boozed_up_jew: please, who hasn’t seen yours? You show it to anyone and everyone! You’re in love with your not so big harddrive
[12:08] rev_darkie: :-o
[12:09] thecloak: if you’ve seen one HD you’ve seen em all
[12:09] boozed_up_jew: Now that’s not true!
[12:09] boozed_up_jew: I’ve seen some pretty ugly harddrives before!
[12:09] rev_darkie: Some hd’s are smaller than others
[12:09] boozed_up_jew: I mean, some of the have been pretty scsi
[12:09] mmj: Darkness, just because you don’t understand what a “GB” is doesn’t mean its a horrible deal. Let me put it into MAC terms for you. <clears throat> .. “uh…this be da inside part that spin-round, go shake-shake, tweet-tweet, and so ma pretty fotos inside da big white box, ok?”
[12:10] thecloak: priceless
[12:10] boozed_up_jew: LMAO
[12:10] mmj: ROFL
[12:10] boozed_up_jew: OH LORD! THat’s hilarious!
[12:10] boozed_up_jew: Good one
[12:10] rev_darkie: >:-0

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/macintosh-users-learn-was-a-terrabyte-is/feed/ 0 REJECTED! – Typical reaction of a white woman! http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/rejected-typical-reaction-from-a-white-woman/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/rejected-typical-reaction-from-a-white-woman/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:10:56 +0000 Darkie http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=16 [11:26] cino: how she gonna afford that? turnin tricks?
[11:26] thecloak: :o
[11:27] rev-darkie: Tricks? Who said something about tricks? I have $5
[11:28] cino: ROFl
[11:28] kruzn: i wouldnt even let u look in my direction for $5
[11:29] rev-darkie: Wow….
[11:29] rev-darkie: and
[11:29] * rev-darkie added

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/rejected-typical-reaction-from-a-white-woman/feed/ 0 How Old is Cloak, Really? http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/how-old-is-cloak-really-2/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/how-old-is-cloak-really-2/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:52:03 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=14 [13:04] Koobie: KT 32532
[13:04] Koobie: tell me whats wrong
[13:05] thecloak: me, nekkid in the mornings, but let’s not go there ok?
[13:05] mmj: gotta log back in, thats what is wrong
[13:05] Koobie: um
[13:05] Koobie: yeah but you just went there
[13:05] mmj: Script Created By:  Street Monkey!
[13:06] mmj: its GOT TO BE WRONG NOW!
[13:06] thecloak_2000: FAINT
[13:06] Koobie: he just fixed it lol
[13:06] pbolin_tx: what is it? how to Pwn your User?
[13:06] thecloak: lol
[13:06] Koobie: title:  RMS Odyssey Wireless Network Client Installationation And Support 
[13:07] mmj: i don’t get it….prob some ray thing
[13:07] Koobie: read carefully ass hats
[13:08] mmj: do I have time to read that long-ass script?
[13:10] Koobie: ugh….fine
[13:10] Koobie: Installationation
[13:10] cinomedtweak: AM16143443
[13:10] cinomedtweak: oops
[13:10] Koobie: read the title
[13:10] cinomedtweak: miss paste
[13:10] cinomedtweak: Installationation :00
[13:10] cinomedtweak: :) )
[13:10] Koobie: having to spell it out for you makes it less funny….
[13:10] mmj: Installationation ?????
[13:10] caveman: You are less funny
[13:11] mmj: conjunction junction, whats your function?
[13:11] Koobie: go back to sleep
[13:11] thecloak: no, it was less funny b4 you spelled it out
[13:11] Koobie: i cant expect someone with one foot in the grave to understand humor

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/how-old-is-cloak-really-2/feed/ 0 I work with niggaz! http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/i-work-with-niggaz/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/i-work-with-niggaz/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:09:29 +0000 Darkie http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=10 [13:09] mc_gangrene: That’s m’name, turd sniffer. 
[13:09] csc_darkie: Thats a nigger name 
[13:09] thecloak_2000: harsh 
[13:09] thecloak_2000: ohhhh  
[13:09] mc_gangrene: My whole name is black. 
[13:09] * thecloak_2000 added csc_darkie: Thats a nigger name 
[13:09] csc_darkie: I am going to start calling you N 
[13:09] mmj: nigger what? 
[13:09] csc_darkie: nigger who 
[13:09] mmj: nigger why? 
[13:09] csc_darkie: nigger where 
[13:09] thecloak_2000: nigger PLEASE! 
[13:09] mmj: lol
[13:09] * csc_darkie added  
[13:09] mmj: LMAO

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/i-work-with-niggaz/feed/ 0 Wangz, Pets, Jape and Gun Control. http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/csc-wangz-pets-jape-and-gun-control/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/csc-wangz-pets-jape-and-gun-control/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:35:05 +0000 Darkie http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=8 Below is proof to my theory. White people are crazy and they should not be allowed to have weapons. (with link goodness).

 [07:44] rev_darkie: $5 say he was white!
[07:44] rev_darkie: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22182527-2,00.html
[07:45] jektonoporkins: wow
[07:45] jektonoporkins: that is pretty f*cked up though, i’d be pissed if someone laughed at me when my pet died
[07:45] rev_darkie: Mad enough to kill?
[07:45] jektonoporkins: depends on the company
[07:45] * rev_darkie locks car doors
[07:46] jektonoporkins: consider yourself warned
[07:47] rev_darkie: And I hope it will go down as a hate crime
[07:47] rev_darkie: Speaking of… do you have any pets?
[07:47] kc5hwb: I do… and if you come near them, I will be in the news tomorrow

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/07/csc-wangz-pets-jape-and-gun-control/feed/ 1 Bongrish and the Birth of ‘that rock over there —->” http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/bongrish-and-the-birth-of-that-rock-over-there/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/bongrish-and-the-birth-of-that-rock-over-there/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:49:14 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=7 BONG: its a progressive abstract of anomalous inquiry.  its moving and filled with action.  its as IF the question IS the mark….MORE than the punctuation that it is comprised of.
BONG: i salute the man of the cave who comes to us purporting to be free thought in motion.  may his club never miss the mark
mmj: with an IQ of 3, I don’t think hitting the mark is either possible OR his biggest problem
Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
and spin on that one bitches
BONG: hey….he is NOT retarded..i never purported RETARDED…i only noticed an extremely pronounced comprisal of an underevolved state
BONG: evaluate and tell me you agree…seriously…the underevolved spin
could become a shtick….well…that and he needs to bring a club to work and a smock that looks like fred flintstone
mmj: i dont’ know, that guy on TV has a polo tied around his waste like a yuppie tabloid silver-spooned wanker.  the pronounced forehead and long hair make
the cake, though.
Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
and spin on that one bitches
cinomedtweak: I kinda like their invention of the Club
cinomedtweak: which later evolved into the bat
cinomedtweak: and my persnal fave, teh T-Ball bat
Caveman: what about the billy club
BONG: you need an inspired T-Ball Bat of neanderthalic clubbing
Caveman: they all invented doggy style
cinomedtweak: naw, T- Ball bat is only outclassed by a nice ball-peen hammer in
my uber blunt weapon heirarchy
mmj: no way…whiffle-ball bat.  Bestie Boy rendition.
BONG: it needs to look roughly hewn and NOT redneck..you dont wanna be mistaken for Cletus Johnson from georgia’s tralier park..you wanna be known as Ug from that rock over there
Caveman: i perfer to be know all THE BONG KILLER
BONG: dont make me use modern technology on you…..like running you over with the metal growling thing that moves
mmj: wtgac??  Georgia’s trailer park?  That’s like saying BONG’s rambling statment.  Which one of the 34,556,763,889 trailers parks in Georgia does Cletus actually LIVE at??

Caveman: the one by that rock over there ————>
BONG: @MMJ…well he moves around as the husbands start to threaten his life…so really he dont have any one in particular he stays in for long
cinomedtweak: you sure it isn’t that one ———–>
cinomedtweak: So
mmj: we am thy freighter….carrying things and supplies from ruerupente, dah

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/bongrish-and-the-birth-of-that-rock-over-there/feed/ 0 Asian Callers Beware… http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/asian-callers-beware/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/asian-callers-beware/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:10:16 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=6 [13:32] Darkie: I hate f***ing Asains
[13:32] Darkie: Opps
[13:33] mc_gangrene: Somebody add that.
[13:33] mc_gangrene: Well…  I guess you can’t technically add that.
[13:33] mc_gangrene: I hate black people.
[13:33] Darkie: I mean seriously… you cant understand anything they say
[13:33] mc_gangrene: See?
[13:34] mc_gangrene: Sure you can.
[13:34] Darkie: No
[13:34] Darkie: You cannot
[13:34] Darkie: this guy sounds like he is fresh off the boat
[13:34] mmj: LOL
[13:34] mc_gangrene: Me no talka to neega!  You put me on wif round eye, now!
[13:35] Darkie: Ummm
[13:35] * Darkie: ADDED! >:-0
[13:35] mc_gangrene: Beega bracka man insult me on phone.  Me talka to managa!
[13:35] Darkie: ROFL
[13:35] mmj: LMAO

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/asian-callers-beware/feed/ 1 Darkie Joins the Chat… http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/darkie-joins-the-chat/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/darkie-joins-the-chat/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:16:49 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=5 [08:34] kc5hwb: [08:29] kc5hwb: when Darkie comes back in, every go “Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0 ”
[08:34] mc_gangrene: ready
[08:35] pardonmyfunk: It’s MY DAY!
[08:35] kc5hwb: here we go…
[08:35] * pardonmyfunk FryDay…my day….get it?
[08:35] *** rev_darkie has joined the chat.
[08:35] boozed_up_jew: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
[08:35] thecloak_2000: AHH DAMNIT !!!
[08:35] mc_gangrene: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
[08:35] kc5hwb: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
[08:35] pardonmyfunk: Ahh DAMMIT
[08:35] rev_darkie: :-o
[08:35] rev_darkie: ROFL
[08:35] mc_gangrene: LOL
[08:35] kc5hwb: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0  [08:35] *** rev_darkie has joined the chat.
[08:35] kc5hwb: LMAO

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/06/darkie-joins-the-chat/feed/ 0 Archived Chat Logs http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/03/archived-chat-logs/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/08/03/archived-chat-logs/#comments Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:07:07 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/?p=4 [14:33] rev_darkie: I am SO not a racist
[14:33] mmj: yea sure
[14:33] Fry: Um…
[14:33] Fry: Speck…Log.
[14:35] mmj: 2×4
[14:36] rev_darkie: I am NOT a racist!
[14:36] rev_darkie: Jason is.
[14:36] rev_darkie: Hes a cracker ass white bread sugar cookie honky ass racsit!

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