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  • September 6, 2007

    Bongrish Bablefish Translator

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 11:26 am

    Koobie   I hate <edit>…..
    Koobie   stupid exceptions
    Me   hmmm
    Me   too…..many…..comments…..can’t……type……
    Koobie   crappity crap crap
    Koobie   got something to say MMJ?
    Me   no, not me
    Koobie   dont be a skirt wearing commie like Jeff….spill it….dame los
    Me   cimp
    BongWater        um….if jeff has anything to do with it MMJ just might actually SPILL it
    Me   you are one to talk, HAJMI gay name….
    BongWater      and your ass was kicked….go cry about it to your limp wristed playmaker…
    BongWater      its blue for a reason…stop wanking it off
    Me   Bong, what is the status of the BONGRISH Babelfish translator?  Cause I am getting tired of having to call and ask him 2 year old niece what the GAC you are saying….
    Fry   I wipe my hind end with your Bongish translation…
    BongWater      
    A: You are thinking too hard
    B: Its not getting you anywhere
    C: That vein on the side of your head is NOT supposed to have 300 PSI
    D: If your computer were a woman it would run off with the retarded kids toilet just to get away from you
    BongWater   LOL @ MMJ

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    August 7, 2007

    Macintosh users learn was a Terrabyte is…

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 10:01 am

    [12:05] mmj:  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300098985137&ssPageName=ADME
    [12:06] Straps: thats a terabyte right jape ?
    [12:06] thecloak: free shipping too
    [12:06] mmj: no
    [12:06] mmj: 100GB
    [12:06] Straps: oh
    [12:06] Straps: sorry
    [12:06] Straps: 1000
    [12:06] mmj: not a GREAT price, but free ship, so kinda good
    [12:06] Straps: would be a tb
    [12:06] Straps: my bad
    [12:07] rev_darkie: That deal is horrible!
    [12:07] thecloak: do they even make TB’s yet?
    [12:07] mmj: largest I have seen is 750GB
    [12:07] rev_darkie: Wait until you see mine, J
    [12:07] rev_darkie: LMAO
    [12:08] thecloak: I’ve seen it. No big deal really.
    [12:08] boozed_up_jew: please, who hasn’t seen yours? You show it to anyone and everyone! You’re in love with your not so big harddrive
    [12:08] rev_darkie: :-o
    [12:09] thecloak: if you’ve seen one HD you’ve seen em all
    [12:09] boozed_up_jew: Now that’s not true!
    [12:09] boozed_up_jew: I’ve seen some pretty ugly harddrives before!
    [12:09] rev_darkie: Some hd’s are smaller than others
    [12:09] boozed_up_jew: I mean, some of the have been pretty scsi
    [12:09] mmj: Darkness, just because you don’t understand what a “GB” is doesn’t mean its a horrible deal. Let me put it into MAC terms for you. <clears throat> .. “uh…this be da inside part that spin-round, go shake-shake, tweet-tweet, and so ma pretty fotos inside da big white box, ok?”
    [12:10] thecloak: priceless
    [12:10] boozed_up_jew: LMAO
    [12:10] mmj: ROFL
    [12:10] boozed_up_jew: OH LORD! THat’s hilarious!
    [12:10] boozed_up_jew: Good one
    [12:10] rev_darkie: >:-0

    • • •

    REJECTED! - Typical reaction of a white woman!

    Filed under: Archived Logs — Darkie @ 9:10 am

    [11:26] cino: how she gonna afford that? turnin tricks?
    [11:26] thecloak: :o
    [11:27] rev-darkie: Tricks? Who said something about tricks? I have $5
    [11:28] cino: ROFl
    [11:28] kruzn: i wouldnt even let u look in my direction for $5
    [11:29] rev-darkie: Wow….
    [11:29] rev-darkie: and
    [11:29] * rev-darkie added

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    How Old is Cloak, Really?

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 8:52 am

    [13:04] Koobie: KT 32532
    [13:04] Koobie: tell me whats wrong
    [13:05] thecloak: me, nekkid in the mornings, but let’s not go there ok?
    [13:05] mmj: gotta log back in, thats what is wrong
    [13:05] Koobie: um
    [13:05] Koobie: yeah but you just went there
    [13:05] mmj: Script Created By:  Street Monkey!
    [13:06] mmj: its GOT TO BE WRONG NOW!
    [13:06] thecloak_2000: FAINT
    [13:06] Koobie: he just fixed it lol
    [13:06] pbolin_tx: what is it? how to Pwn your User?
    [13:06] thecloak: lol
    [13:06] Koobie: title:  RMS Odyssey Wireless Network Client Installationation And Support 
    [13:07] mmj: i don’t get it….prob some ray thing
    [13:07] Koobie: read carefully ass hats
    [13:08] mmj: do I have time to read that long-ass script?
    [13:10] Koobie: ugh….fine
    [13:10] Koobie: Installationation
    [13:10] cinomedtweak: AM16143443
    [13:10] cinomedtweak: oops
    [13:10] Koobie: read the title
    [13:10] cinomedtweak: miss paste
    [13:10] cinomedtweak: Installationation :00
    [13:10] cinomedtweak: :))
    [13:10] Koobie: having to spell it out for you makes it less funny….
    [13:10] mmj: Installationation ?????
    [13:10] caveman: You are less funny
    [13:11] mmj: conjunction junction, whats your function?
    [13:11] Koobie: go back to sleep
    [13:11] thecloak: no, it was less funny b4 you spelled it out
    [13:11] Koobie: i cant expect someone with one foot in the grave to understand humor

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    I work with niggaz!

    Filed under: Archived Logs — Darkie @ 6:09 am

    [13:09] mc_gangrene: That’s m’name, turd sniffer. 
    [13:09] csc_darkie: Thats a nigger name 
    [13:09] thecloak_2000: harsh 
    [13:09] thecloak_2000: ohhhh  
    [13:09] mc_gangrene: My whole name is black. 
    [13:09] * thecloak_2000 added csc_darkie: Thats a nigger name 
    [13:09] csc_darkie: I am going to start calling you N 
    [13:09] mmj: nigger what? 
    [13:09] csc_darkie: nigger who 
    [13:09] mmj: nigger why? 
    [13:09] csc_darkie: nigger where 
    [13:09] thecloak_2000: nigger PLEASE! 
    [13:09] mmj: lol
    [13:09] * csc_darkie added  
    [13:09] mmj: LMAO

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    Wangz, Pets, Jape and Gun Control.

    Filed under: Archived Logs — Darkie @ 5:35 am

    Below is proof to my theory. White people are crazy and they should not be allowed to have weapons. (with link goodness).

     [07:44] rev_darkie: $5 say he was white!
    [07:44] rev_darkie: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22182527-2,00.html
    [07:45] jektonoporkins: wow
    [07:45] jektonoporkins: that is pretty f*cked up though, i’d be pissed if someone laughed at me when my pet died
    [07:45] rev_darkie: Mad enough to kill?
    [07:45] jektonoporkins: depends on the company
    [07:45] * rev_darkie locks car doors
    [07:46] jektonoporkins: consider yourself warned
    [07:47] rev_darkie: And I hope it will go down as a hate crime
    [07:47] rev_darkie: Speaking of… do you have any pets?
    [07:47] kc5hwb: I do… and if you come near them, I will be in the news tomorrow

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    August 6, 2007

    Bongrish and the Birth of ‘that rock over there —->”

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 9:49 am

    BONG: its a progressive abstract of anomalous inquiry.  its moving and filled with action.  its as IF the question IS the mark….MORE than the punctuation that it is comprised of.
    BONG: i salute the man of the cave who comes to us purporting to be free thought in motion.  may his club never miss the mark
    mmj: with an IQ of 3, I don’t think hitting the mark is either possible OR his biggest problem
    Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
    and spin on that one bitches
    BONG: hey….he is NOT retarded..i never purported RETARDED…i only noticed an extremely pronounced comprisal of an underevolved state
    BONG: evaluate and tell me you agree…seriously…the underevolved spin
    could become a shtick….well…that and he needs to bring a club to work and a smock that looks like fred flintstone
    mmj: i dont’ know, that guy on TV has a polo tied around his waste like a yuppie tabloid silver-spooned wanker.  the pronounced forehead and long hair make
    the cake, though.
    Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
    and spin on that one bitches
    cinomedtweak: I kinda like their invention of the Club
    cinomedtweak: which later evolved into the bat
    cinomedtweak: and my persnal fave, teh T-Ball bat
    Caveman: what about the billy club
    BONG: you need an inspired T-Ball Bat of neanderthalic clubbing
    Caveman: they all invented doggy style
    cinomedtweak: naw, T- Ball bat is only outclassed by a nice ball-peen hammer in
    my uber blunt weapon heirarchy
    mmj: no way…whiffle-ball bat.  Bestie Boy rendition.
    BONG: it needs to look roughly hewn and NOT redneck..you dont wanna be mistaken for Cletus Johnson from georgia’s tralier park..you wanna be known as Ug from that rock over there
    Caveman: i perfer to be know all THE BONG KILLER
    BONG: dont make me use modern technology on you…..like running you over with the metal growling thing that moves
    mmj: wtgac??  Georgia’s trailer park?  That’s like saying BONG’s rambling statment.  Which one of the 34,556,763,889 trailers parks in Georgia does Cletus actually LIVE at??

    Caveman: the one by that rock over there ————>
    BONG: @MMJ…well he moves around as the husbands start to threaten his life…so really he dont have any one in particular he stays in for long
    cinomedtweak: you sure it isn’t that one ———–>
    cinomedtweak: So
    mmj: we am thy freighter….carrying things and supplies from ruerupente, dah

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    Asian Callers Beware…

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 8:10 am

    [13:32] Darkie: I hate f***ing Asains
    [13:32] Darkie: Opps
    [13:33] mc_gangrene: Somebody add that.
    [13:33] mc_gangrene: Well…  I guess you can’t technically add that.
    [13:33] mc_gangrene: I hate black people.
    [13:33] Darkie: I mean seriously… you cant understand anything they say
    [13:33] mc_gangrene: See?
    [13:34] mc_gangrene: Sure you can.
    [13:34] Darkie: No
    [13:34] Darkie: You cannot
    [13:34] Darkie: this guy sounds like he is fresh off the boat
    [13:34] mmj: LOL
    [13:34] mc_gangrene: Me no talka to neega!  You put me on wif round eye, now!
    [13:35] Darkie: Ummm
    [13:35] * Darkie: ADDED! >:-0
    [13:35] mc_gangrene: Beega bracka man insult me on phone.  Me talka to managa!
    [13:35] Darkie: ROFL
    [13:35] mmj: LMAO

    • • •

    Darkie Joins the Chat…

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 4:16 am

    [08:34] kc5hwb: [08:29] kc5hwb: when Darkie comes back in, every go “Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0 ”
    [08:34] mc_gangrene: ready
    [08:35] pardonmyfunk: It’s MY DAY!
    [08:35] kc5hwb: here we go…
    [08:35] * pardonmyfunk FryDay…my day….get it?
    [08:35] *** rev_darkie has joined the chat.
    [08:35] boozed_up_jew: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
    [08:35] thecloak_2000: AHH DAMNIT !!!
    [08:35] mc_gangrene: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
    [08:35] kc5hwb: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0
    [08:35] pardonmyfunk: Ahh DAMMIT
    [08:35] rev_darkie: :-o
    [08:35] rev_darkie: ROFL
    [08:35] mc_gangrene: LOL
    [08:35] kc5hwb: Ahh…DAMMIT!! >:0  [08:35] *** rev_darkie has joined the chat.
    [08:35] kc5hwb: LMAO

    • • •

    August 3, 2007

    Archived Chat Logs

    Filed under: Archived Logs — MMJ @ 10:07 pm

    [14:33] rev_darkie: I am SO not a racist
    [14:33] mmj: yea sure
    [14:33] Fry: Um…
    [14:33] Fry: Speck…Log.
    [14:35] mmj: 2×4
    [14:36] rev_darkie: I am NOT a racist!
    [14:36] rev_darkie: Jason is.
    [14:36] rev_darkie: Hes a cracker ass white bread sugar cookie honky ass racsit!

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