WoW - World of WANGZcraft » 12/2007 http://www.wiz-urd.com Molesting the Minds of Fragile People, Worldwide Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:38:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 I take care of my own… http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/31/i-take-care-of-my-own/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/31/i-take-care-of-my-own/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:08:39 +0000 Darkie http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/31/i-take-care-of-my-own/ Thank you for calling the helpdesk, are you black? No? (Click)… Thank you for calling the helpdesk, are you black? No? (Click) … Thank you for calling the helpdesk, are you black? Yes? How may I be of assistance, sir?

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/31/i-take-care-of-my-own/feed/ 2 Why MACs aren’t good for DVD-ripping… http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/28/why-macs-arent-good-for-dvd-ripping/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/28/why-macs-arent-good-for-dvd-ripping/#comments Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:41:18 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/28/why-macs-arent-good-for-dvd-ripping/ 09:46…    DarkieX: This Halloween movie is gonna be good
09:46…    DarkieX: To bad Jape is not going to see it
09:46…    @mmj: where is my copy?
09:46…    @mmj: wanna bet?
09:46…    DarkieX: in my pants
09:47…    DarkieX: COME GET IT!
09:47…    @mmj: sorry, I want the real deal, not some cheap knock-off
09:47…    DarkieX: ROFL!
09:47…    DarkieX: ROFL!
09:47…    DarkieX: Wait…
09:47…    DarkieX: F you!
09:47…    @mmj: AND I want I am Legend
09:47…    @mmj: where is that??
09:47…    DarkieX: Damn
09:47…    @mmj: do ALL macs move this slow??
09:47…    DarkieX: you are letting me have it today arent you
09:47…    @mmj: that was YESTERDAY when I asked for that one
09:47…    @mmj: >:o
09:48…    DarkieX: Somebody stop him
09:48…    DarkieX: Hes all fussing at me and things
09:48…    DarkieX: Travis!
09:48…    DarkieX: TRAVIS
09:48…    DarkieX: HELP!
09:48…    @mmj: he isn’t here to watch your back
09:48…    @mmj: >:)
09:48…    DarkieX: Uh oh
09:48…    DarkieX: Dammit

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DarkieX: O
DarkieX: M
DarkieX: G
DarkieX: Greenist just got me a slushie
DarkieX: Hell has frozen over
SantaCloak: OMFGSTINGYBASTARDG
SantaCloak: i mean, that was nice of him

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<dArKiEx> Bitches!
<Jape> ahh DAMMIT !! >:0
<dArKiEx> ROFL
<dArKiEx> Who all is in here
<dArKiEx> I take that as no one
<Jape> i am
<Jape> cinomed is
<Jape> T is
<dArKiEx> Cinomed isnt saying shit
<dArKiEx> That bitcj
<Jape> he didn’t come to work today…. said something about needing to wash the MAC off of him or something
<dArKiEx> OH!
<Jape> he might have said “black” but I think it was “mac”
<dArKiEx> O
<dArKiEx> M
<dArKiEx> G
<dArKiEx> ROFL
<dArKiEx> ROFL
<dArKiEx> ROFL
<dArKiEx> ADD THAT TO WIZ-URD
<Jape> LOL

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/20/where-is-cinomed/feed/ 0 Darkie is Kruzn for a Bruzn from Cloak http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/darkie-is-kruzn-for-a-bruzn-from-cloak/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/darkie-is-kruzn-for-a-bruzn-from-cloak/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:12:20 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/darkie-is-kruzn-for-a-bruzn-from-cloak/ 06:38…    DarkieX: Speaking of
06:38…    DarkieX: When are we gonna hang out again, fool!
07:03…    Jape: not sure
07:03…    Jape: when you wanna?
07:04…    DarkieX: Whenever you free
07:10…    Jape: tonight?
07:10…    Jape: we are going to wingz in grapevine
07:10…    Jape: me and greenist
07:13…    DarkieX: Oh yeah/
07:44…    Jape: yep
07:44…    Jape: you wanna go?
07:50…    DarkieX: Not sure.
07:50…    DarkieX: Have to check with Lisa
08:02…    Jape: LOL
08:02…    Jape: she doesn’t have a job, invite her along
08:05…    DarkieX: ROFL
08:05…    DarkieX: Damn
08:05…    DarkieX: that one backfired
08:05…    DarkieX: Dont tell Travis I said that
08:06…    DarkieX: What Lisa and I have is love.. true love!
08:08…    DarkieX: A love thats greater than anything any man can imagine

]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/darkie-is-kruzn-for-a-bruzn-from-cloak/feed/ 0 Defining the word “brother” http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/defining-the-word-brother/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/defining-the-word-brother/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:22:51 +0000 Darkie http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/defining-the-word-brother/ Jape: those images are a little large
DarkieX: >:o
DarkieX: My dick is a little large
GrandpaCloak: UM
DarkieX: And little large is an oxymoron!
GrandpaCloak: Trying to get laid at work? Judge isn’t even here yet…?
Jape: such a moron becky…
DarkieX: I called my brother that last night
DarkieX: He was like… what the fuck is that?!
DarkieX: “Moron Becky”
Jape: LOL
DarkieX: Seriously
DarkieX: He was like… You have way too many white friends
Jape: by “brother” do you mean that you have a male sibling or are you just talking about any, ol’e black man from the street?
DarkieX: One of my siblings
DarkieX: You ass!
Jape: well, one has to wonder

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]]> http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/18/when-trying-to-get-laid-at-work-does-not-work/feed/ 0 The Myth of MAC IRC Progs http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/13/the-myth-of-mac-irc-progs/ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/13/the-myth-of-mac-irc-progs/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:01:00 +0000 MMJ http://www.wiz-urd.com/2007/12/13/the-myth-of-mac-irc-progs/ <Necrit> they really DO exist!
<Jape> mac irc progs? yea, apparently
<dArKiEx> Shut it
<Jape> LOL
<dArKiEx> And why do you have to bash macs
<dArKiEx> They are the bomb
<Necrit> notice IM not bashin macs…at least your moving away from winders
<Necrit> i dont like them..
<Necrit> but i hate their rival…so im apathetic really
<dArKiEx> Where the hell is Green
<dArKiEx> Still at the bar hooking up with a rough trick named Jim?
<Necrit> he’s herfin like an underfed jew trying to make his nazi daddy proud
<dArKiEx> Oops!
<GreenShogun> Ah, what?
<GreenShogun> What it is, blood?
<dArKiEx> Oh shit
<dArKiEx> theres my brother from another mother!
<Necrit> …..
<dArKiEx> Greenist.. whats up boss?
* GreenShogun slips Darkie some skin
* dArKiEx hands Greenist and Necrit some 40′s
<GreenShogun> Nothin.. chillin’ at the Hotel No Tell
* Necrit eats yaks hoofs and trys to look as cool as he gurgles some cool 40 juice
<dArKiEx> Oh yeah… I forgot your homeless
<dArKiEx> Why dont you go stay with Jape
<dArKiEx> Oh
<dArKiEx> and why didnt you ask me to help you move?!
<dArKiEx> I WOULD HAVE HELPED NIGGA
<Jape> his homeless what?
<Necrit> you guys notice that uglyzilla quit on the sick late line…heheeh
<dArKiEx> Damn, I hate that shit, Jape!
<Necrit> japes been jabbin me about her…when he really wants to dump his pretty wife for a snagletooth uglazilla
<dArKiEx> WHo is that
<Necrit> the new chick ……or really the new recently hired then fired chick
<Jape> umm… since you wouldn’t date her, she quit
<Necrit> she was the 500 pound punching back that thought she could do internal support
<GreenShogun> Well, I did have like 6 dudes to help that were already there. Thanks for the offer… shiiit, I got ta get my chink food on… I wonder if there are any places open this late..
<Jape> stop talking Green
<Jape> I mean Black
<Necrit> there are underpriviledged koala’s in tibet that have better sense than THAT snaggletooth
<dArKiEx> Chink food?
<dArKiEx> Thats not PC!
<GreenShogun> LOL
<GreenShogun> You made that up!
<GreenShogun> The correct line here is “In that case, it’s hilarious!”
<Necrit> brb i have to vacuuhale dinner so..ill need about 2 minutes to eat two plates of food and then i guess 10 minutes to clean up my roommates vomit from the floor since they’d be watching me eat it
<dArKiEx> Ummm
<dArKiEx> Nasty ass white people
<GreenShogun> That’s racist!
<GreenShogun> and hilarious!
<dArKiEx> And true
<dArKiEx> You whites are nasty

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DarkieX: What slut?
Jape: come get some $$ from me so you can buy me one too
Gangreen: Know what flavor I’m getting? It’s called “DarikeCan’tHaveNoneBerry”.
Gangreen: It’s delicious
Jape: ROFL
GrandpaCloak: WOW
IhatePenguins: I want two

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