[06:30] thecloak: Ok if the following walked into your store and tried to pass a hundred dollar bill
[06:30] thecloak: Suspect #1: Black Female, 25-35 yoa, 5’07” – 5’09”, average build, straight black hair, white dress with red stripes, multiple tattoos on arms. Suspect #2: Black Female, 25-35 yoa, 5’04” – 5’07”, average build, curly red-tinted hair,blue/white striped shirt underneath another shirt, multiple tattoos on arms.
[06:30] thecloak: Would you take it….
[06:31] thecloak: OH and I KNOW you did this..
[06:31] thecloak: Occurred prior to Wednesday at 10:26am 1700 Precinct Line Rd (large retailer): Coin-operated horse ride moneybox broken into.
[06:33] rev_darkie: 

Bionic alpha

                          Long range gold detector

The Bionic alpha is a long range locator which is mainly used to detect gold and silver. The device includes three individual searching systems:

[09:41] gangreen: Anybody talk to Wilma lately?
[09:41] rev_darkie: What happend
[09:41] mmj: yesterday
[09:41] mmj: yea, he told me about that
[09:41] rev_darkie: ?
[09:41] mc_gangreen: They’re fucking complaining about us driving through their parking lot
[09:42] gangreen: The parking lots are fucking connected!
[09:42] gangreen: What a bunch of assholes.
[09:42] mmj: fo rizzle
[09:42] *** Fry has left the chat.
[09:42] * rev_darkie Virtually drives in their parking lot (au)
[09:42] thecloak: fuck em - I go threw there every morning
[09:43] gangreen: I’m going to drive through there EVERY time I leave, now.
[09:43] gangreen: Even if I’m going the other way
[09:43] mmj: cool
[09:43] kruzn: that’s a mature and well thought out decision
[09:43] mmj: take a camcorder with you and we will post those asshats on wiz-urd.com
[09:43] mmj: >:0 blondie
[09:43] gangreen: Who the F*** said I was mature?
[09:43] rev_darkie: ROFL http://xkcd.com/226/
[09:43] thecloak: he’s gotcha there baby!
[09:43] mmj: do you actually BELIEVE that we are MATURE in this chat?
[09:44] mmj: WTGAC have you been for the last 6 months?
[09:44] thecloak: score 2
[09:44] mmj: LMAO
[09:44] gangreen: That really pisses me off.
[09:44] mmj: lets all go drive thru there
[09:44] mmj: at the same time
[09:44] mmj: in a convoy
[09:44] thecloak: ROFL
[09:45] gangreen: For those that don’t know, an employee from that place followed Fred to fucking Grapevine, yelling at him and taking pictures, just because he exited via their lot.
[09:45] rev_darkie: Lunch bitchs
[09:45] rev_darkie: *bitches
[09:45] mmj: and you wonder why I carry a gun…
[09:45] mmj: I would have SHOT that assholes tires out
[09:45] cinomed: :O
[09:45] kruzn: rofl
[09:45] cinomed: which place?
[09:45] kruzn: whos fred
[09:45] cinomed: and I would shot the dude
[09:46] thecloak: wow
[09:46] thecloak: I can’t WAIT for 2:30!
[09:46] gangreen: Fred is an ex-wang
[09:46] mmj: nah, you don’t know for sure that it is his fault that he is stupid
[09:46] cinomed: fer real I had some dude trying to be an ass and follow me home, I don;t play that, he cut me off, I swerved around him and told him he was number one
[09:47] mmj: thats not really the same as shooting him with a gun, Cin… just FYI…
[09:47] cinomed: when he followed me for lik 3 turns I stopped and got out in the middle of the street, no one gets to follow me hhome I got a family to think about >_<
[09:47] thecloak: Cloak needs to let out some road rage..

The Racial Slur Database 

Link - http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html

[13:16] Judge : Even god hates black people, if he didn’t he would not make them black.

[05:35] rev-darkie: Gonna make me go off on Judge or Greenist today if he keeps it up! >:-0
[05:35] rev-darkie: And I will, too!
[05:35] thecloak: I know!
[05:36] * rev-darkie readies razors and lemon juice
[05:36] * thecloak gets out the BR and microwave popcorn
[05:37] rev-darkie: ….nigga going around stealing baseball cards…
[05:37] thecloak:
[05:38] MMJ: nigga?
[05:40] thecloak: he sayed it
[05:40] rev-darkie: O.J. <– that nigga
[05:41] MMJ: oh
[05:41] thecloak: ah
[05:41] MMJ: yea, that guy IS a nigga
[05:41] MMJ: stealing, lying, asshat
[05:41] thecloak: baseball cards will getcha ass behind bars
[05:41] MMJ: ROFL
[05:41] rev-darkie: WHOA!
[05:42] thecloak: oh and killing your girlfriend
[05:42] MMJ: who is white
[05:42] MMJ: 8o|
[05:44] thecloak: that just wasn’t right anyway
[05:43] thecloak: yup
[05:44] thecloak: I mean and white girl with a
[05:44] thecloak: um
[05:44] MMJ: LMAO
[05:44] MMJ: football player?
[05:45] thecloak: YEA
[05:45] thecloak: that’s what I meant
[05:45] MMJ: yea

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her fanny. Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock cause Jill’s a fuckin’ tranny.

[13:13] Streetman: Want to get your kid beaten up on halloween?  Buy him this:
[13:13] Streetman: http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/600×600/1111052.jpg
[13:13] Streetman: He’ll take an ass whipping before he makes it off the first block.

[07:34] cinomedtweak: wow MMA is still illegal in many many states http://blogs.chron.com/fighting/2007/09/mom_apple_pie_and_ultimate_fig.html
[07:35] revdarkie: Whats this? Some white people shit?
[07:38] thecloak: lol
[07:39] cinomedtweak: there are black fighters too
[07:40] judge: I like to see them get beat up by the white people
[07:40] thecloak: lol
[07:40] thecloak: i mean
[07:40] thecloak: WHOA!
[07:41] thecloak: someone should add that