WoW - World of WANGZcraft » 05/2008

Bongwater’s laptop and chainsaw repair….

MMJ — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:40:50 +0000

8:21:37 AM) Jape: wiz-urd
(8:21:44 AM) BongWater: i ran a 3 gig job this weekend and ill be darned..the laptop just crapped on itsself :O
(8:21:47 AM) Jape: so, you owe me a new laptop
(8:21:51 AM) BongWater: why?
(8:21:52 AM) Jape: right?
(8:21:56 AM) BongWater: new?
(8:21:57 AM) BongWater: whats up?
(8:22:14 AM) BongWater: whats up?
(8:22:15 AM) BongWater: whats up?
(8:22:17 AM) BongWater: whats up?
(8:22:44 AM) Jape: because when I booted this one, it told me “please login if your name is becky and you have slurgged some sludge of bongtastic might from a can of spam, otherwise piss on yourself and shut my lid so I can touch myself again” —EXACT quote on the login screeen
(8:22:49 AM) Jape: WTGAC did you do to it????
(8:22:51 AM) PharaohCloak: wow
(8:22:53 AM) BongWater: wow
(8:22:59 AM) BongWater: rofl
(8:23:07 AM) BongWater: i think i just shit myself laughing to that one
(8:23:15 AM) Jape: I learned from the master

I’m Dreaming of a NN Christmas….

MMJ — Fri, 23 May 2008 12:25:07 +0000

(6:05:10 PM) Darkie: and you can eat a dick white boy
(6:05:22 PM) Jape: ADDED >:0
(6:05:44 PM) Darkie: He he he
(6:05:48 PM) Darkie: I missed that
(6:06:09 PM) Jape: if you would bring your black ass into the chat more often, you wouldn’t miss it
(6:06:45 PM) Darkie: My what ass?!
(6:07:01 PM) Jape: YITI
(6:07:07 PM) Darkie: rofl
(6:07:09 PM) Jape: you called me white boy >:0
(6:07:25 PM) Darkie: I can do that
(6:07:32 PM) Jape: why is that?
(6:07:56 PM) Jape: you are not white, so you cannot use that word… WHITE
(6:08:01 PM) Jape: EVER!
(6:08:10 PM) Darkie: Oh wow
(6:08:13 PM) Jape: when you talk about snow… you say “pale” snow
(6:08:30 PM) Jape: when you talk about white sands… you say “light colored” sands
(6:08:32 PM) Jape: >:0
(6:09:38 PM) Jape: when you talk about Christmas, you say “non-nigger” christmas >:0
(6:09:41 PM) Jape: thats an ORDER
(6:10:02 PM) Darkie: Holy shit
(6:10:09 PM) Darkie: Thats funny
(6:10:15 PM) Jape: what? I don’t see anything wrong with that
(6:10:25 PM) Darkie: Classic!
(6:10:28 PM) Jape: ROFL
(6:10:32 PM) Jape: I am rolling here, so you know…
(6:10:33 PM) Jape: LMAO
(6:10:47 PM) Darkie: Oh…. I know you are
(6:10:54 PM) Darkie: I am still laughing at NNC
(6:11:05 PM) Jape: LOL
(6:11:13 PM) Darkie: NNC = “non-nigger” christmas
(6:11:14 PM) Jape: I am naming that chat that, tomorrow
(6:11:23 PM) Darkie: You know I like to abbreviate things!
(6:11:37 PM) Darkie: its the lazy way

What Cloak Gets for Leaving Early…

MMJ — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:51:28 +0000

(12:28:01 PM) Jape: T
(12:33:36 PM) GrandpaCloak: ?
(12:33:57 PM) Jape: I have a pizza here for you
(12:34:02 PM) GrandpaCloak: AH DAMNIT!
(12:34:05 PM) Jape: oh, you aren’t here? went home?
(12:34:08 PM) Jape: ahh… too bad….
(12:34:09 PM) GrandpaCloak: Asshat!
(12:34:17 PM) Jape: i guess I will give it to Cinomed
(12:34:21 PM) GrandpaCloak: :O
(12:34:22 PM) GrandpaCloak: OMG
(12:34:23 PM) GrandpaCloak: O
(12:34:24 PM) GrandpaCloak: M
(12:34:24 PM) GrandpaCloak: G
(12:38:46 PM) Cinomed: yummy!