WoW - World of WANGZcraft » 03/2008

My kind of park!

Darkie — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:54:41 +0000

Quoting The Movie Below Starts Something….

Darkie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:13:39 +0000

DarkieX: “Just the other day I saw a three niggas reading books… and one of them was smiling”
GrandpaCloak: um
GrandpaCloak: 1. Niggas can’t read. 2. If Niggas could read they’d be too lazy to read. 3. Other Niggas would steal their books so they wouldn’t have anything to read.
Jape: RIGHT
Jape: LMAO
DarkieX: Umm… ADDED!
Jape: gee, I didn’t see that coming…
DarkieX: Eat a dick! >:o
GrandpaCloak: WOW
DarkieX: What? He made me mad!

The Boondocks!

Darkie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:29:53 +0000

Part 1

The Boondocks (Banned Episode)

Darkie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:29:05 +0000

Check this out!

Cloak’s Shopping List

Darkie — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:56:32 +0000

The topic for #wangz is: W00t-Off Day!
Jape: GAC!
DarkieX: Oh shut up
Jape: >:O
***GrandpaCloak gets out a BR
DarkieX: LOL
GrandpaCloak: 2 bowls of malt o meal
GrandpaCloak: a bag of twister fritoes
GrandpaCloak: 6 grapes
GrandpaCloak: a slice of left over Mr Jims pizza
GrandpaCloak: 2 pieces of burnt toast
GrandpaCloak: and a rotten egg
Jape: umm
GrandpaCloak: I have a tape worm and that’s good enuff for him!

What would BONG be like on crack?

MMJ — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:41:16 +0000

8:17:32 AM) hirosnightmare: Date please?
(8:17:33 AM) GrandpaCloak: Lord knows I can’t seem to get any
(8:26:01 AM) Jape: LOL
(8:26:19 AM) Jape: Fry, I told you before, I am NOT dating you.
(8:27:00 AM) GrandpaCloak: um
(8:33:00 AM) BongWater: you know…you two sit awful close to be just friends…
(8:33:24 AM) Jape: at least we don’t live together
(8:33:25 AM) BongWater: why is it that you both are off and going to a “Meeting” all the time…is there a special room for supervisor gut loving round here?
(8:33:54 AM) Jape: well… IF there were, it wouldn’t be in the pisser, next to one another like you and your man-friend.
(8:33:57 AM) BongWater: i mean…you two are both married for what seems to be undercover shielding only
(8:33:57 AM) Cinomed: the darkened Encounter room anyone?
(8:34:24 AM) GrandpaCloak: wow
(8:34:32 AM) Jape: nice try on the redirect BONG, but everyone knows that you and SOTD are sheet-sharers
(8:34:50 AM) BongWater: i believe you’re jealous cause no matter what at the end of the day im still looking to play on the hetero team..whereas you are lap dancing the umpire so they dont throw you outta the game for pinch humping for the other team
(8:35:16 AM) Cinomed: WOW
(8:35:19 AM) BongWater: being that you’re so short the umps cant see all the FOWLs your ball playing with
(8:35:21 AM) Cinomed: that almost made sense
(8:35:25 AM) Cinomed: allllllmost
(8:35:38 AM) Jape: almost, yes
(8:35:44 AM) Jape: but I think I understand BONGrish now
(8:35:48 AM) Jape: and have for a while
(8:36:09 AM) BongWater: If your man panties were any more fry filled..people up here would wonder if you pissed yourself from the camel fill up station of the jigadesh self service ass station
(8:36:12 AM) Jape: BONG is upset because I caught him arguing with his lover while they were both pissing next to each other in the mens room at work
(8:36:22 AM) BongWater: You only wish
(8:36:27 AM) Jape: no… actually, I don’t
(8:36:31 AM) BongWater: your drooling at the mouth is what made it weird
(8:36:36 AM) Jape: my drooling what?
(8:36:49 AM) GrandpaCloak: lol
(8:36:54 AM) Jape: I believe that was a laugh… not a drool
(8:37:00 AM) Jape: and… a share, since I told everyone
(8:37:15 AM) BongWater: and please stop rubbing yourself when two guys are talking…cause i WONT be fulfilling your fantasy to ride the banana staff behind the bleachers…
(8:37:35 AM) Jape: don’t get upset because your nightly nick-nock escapades of gayness and timmah-desire have been exposed even with your moving out to the good-ole-boy part of the state

Gangreen, Pathew, Crack, Alcohol and Caffine-Free Diet Coke

MMJ — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:53:30 +0000

1:36:11 PM: Me: Hey
1:36:17 PM: Patthew: sup
1:36:25 PM: Me: I’m at this website for home access
1:36:38 PM: Me: You said something about getting a price quote?
1:36:52 PM: Me: How do I do that without just sending this request to my manager?
1:37:03 PM: Patthew: wasnt me, must have been someone else.. they dont pay for shit of my work at home costs
1:37:13 PM: Me: Huh…
1:37:20 PM: Me: You.. bullshit it was you
1:37:26 PM: Patthew: no, wasnt me dude
1:37:44 PM: Patthew: never in my life have i had anything paid for by them
1:37:49 PM: Me: You were all like “Come to them with a solution. Never go to them with a problem or they will always say no.”
1:37:58 PM: Me: On WoW
1:38:00 PM: Patthew: i may, may have used that site to request my calling card..
1:38:02 PM: Patthew: maybe
1:38:09 PM: Me: Unless Steven impersonates you really well
1:38:15 PM: Patthew: perhaps
1:38:25 PM: Patthew: cuz i cant help you with this one
1:38:59 PM: Me: One of us is completely insane.
1:39:14 PM: Me: Mar 27, 2008
1:38:22 PM: Me: Hey
1:38:25 PM: Steven: hey
1:38:41 PM: Me: Was it you that was saying to get a price quote before I fill out the comet request for home access?
1:39:07 PM: Steven: no, I think it was pat that was talking about it
1:39:18 PM: Me: And I think it’s you
1:39:21 PM: Patthew: bawhahahaha
1:39:33 PM: Patthew: might have been jaylor?
1:39:43 PM: Me: Dude it was fucking you, man.
1:39:47 PM: Me: Did you drink last night?
1:39:48 PM: Patthew: hahahahahahaha
1:39:57 PM: Me: Take a sleeping pill maybe?
1:40:07 PM: Patthew: no, nothig but diet coke.. caffeine free even
1:40:19 PM: Patthew: why would you think i would know anything abou getting my shit paid for by them?
1:40:42 PM: Patthew: you know thats never happened.. surely ive mentioned it enough times
1:41:03 PM: Me: Yeah.
1:41:35 PM: Patthew: you sure it wasnt jaylor?
1:41:48 PM: Patthew: he said he worked form home sometimes too
1:42:16 PM: Me: (13:41:18) (@Gangreen) Hey
(13:41:33) (@Gangreen) Do you remember Pat talking about home access last night on TS?
(13:41:50) (@Jape) home access?
(13:41:57) (@Jape) OH… for the internet?
(13:41:59) (@Gangreen) And he was like “You gotta come to them with a solution” and all that
(13:42:03) (@Jape) yea
(13:42:06) (@Gangreen) k
(13:42:07) (@Jape) yes
1:42:32 PM: Me: Who are you?
1:42:42 PM: Patthew: you guys are on some kind of mass hallucinatoin
1:42:51 PM: Me: Sure, yeah, it’s us, ok
1:43:19 PM: Patthew: lord, even the thought of the words “you have ot come to them with a solution instead of a problem” coming out of my mouth makes me vommit just a little

Busty Loves Jape

MMJ — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:54:55 +0000

(1:42:04 PM) Busty [~Busty@wiz-urd.com] entered the room.
(1:43:14 PM) ***Busty waves to room
(1:43:21 PM) ***hirosnightmare RUNS!
(1:43:31 PM) GrandpaCloak: CHICKEN!
(1:43:42 PM) Jape: I want everyone to know that Busty joined the room because OF ME
(1:43:42 PM) hirosnightmare: Birds of a feather.
(1:44:24 PM) Jape: (9:30:54 AM) GrandpaCloak: She is busy on some deadline
(1:44:26 PM) GrandpaCloak: WTH ever
(1:44:28 PM) GrandpaCloak: (1:44:22 PM) Jape: I want everyone to know that Busty joined the room because OF ME
(1:44:32 PM) Jape: you know right
(1:44:35 PM) Jape: YISI
(1:44:39 PM) Jape: (9:30:54 AM) GrandpaCloak: She is busy on some deadline
(1:44:39 PM) Jape: (9:30:54 AM) GrandpaCloak: She is busy on some deadline
(1:44:40 PM) Jape: (9:30:54 AM) GrandpaCloak: She is busy on some deadline
(1:44:52 PM) ***GrandpaCloak tries to /kick Jape
(1:44:54 PM) GrandpaCloak: DAMNIT
(1:44:54 PM) Jape: T didn’t want you here, Busty… so I pinged you myself and you joined…
(1:44:58 PM) ***hirosnightmare …. And I was RUNNING! (ala Forrest Gump…)
(1:45:17 PM) GrandpaCloak: YOU LITTLE TRAITOR !
(1:46:09 PM) Busty: all because of you jason!
(1:46:19 PM) GrandpaCloak: um
(1:46:21 PM) GrandpaCloak: UMM
(1:46:24 PM) GrandpaCloak: OMG UMM
(1:46:31 PM) GrandpaCloak left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(1:46:37 PM) Jape: LMAO
(1:46:38 PM) Jape: LMAO
(1:47:18 PM) hirosnightmare: I think I just peed myself.

Every morning….

Darkie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:10:03 +0000

[07:05] kc5hwb: every morning, I have to ask. Why is that?
[07:06] rev_darkie: You have to ask what?
[07:06] kc5hwb: you know damn well what I am talking about
[07:06] rev_darkie: No. I do not. I have slept since then.
[07:07] kc5hwb: you know… Busty was in the chat yesterday… and you missed her
[07:07] kc5hwb: I expect that she will be there again today
[07:07] rev_darkie: OH!
[07:07] kc5hwb: because I called her and walked her through setting up Pidgin, so it will auto-connect for her now
[07:08] rev_darkie: Oh
[07:08] rev_darkie: Why dont you call me?! ;;)
[07:08] kc5hwb: oh, I call you LOTS of things, don’t worry….
[07:09] rev_darkie: Ummm… ADDED… and… WOW!
[07:09] kc5hwb: and MOM

Jape, Chat, and Affirmative Action

Darkie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:11:52 +0000

[07:08] kc5hwb: >:0
[07:08] kc5hwb: must I remind you every day?
[07:08] rev_darkie: Remind me about what?
[07:09] kc5hwb: ADDED
[07:09] rev_darkie: For what? It was just a question!
[07:09] kc5hwb: for being forgetful
[07:10] kc5hwb: you need to learn how to remember things you are instructed to do, if you wanna go anywhere in THIS company!
[07:10] rev_darkie: Oh?
[07:10] kc5hwb: Afirmative Action can only take you so far, you know…