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  • December 14, 2011

    Doom Handler

    Filed under: RIMChat — MMJ @ 1:17 am

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): ^

    Fry: Shut it, Baker. You can’t handle my Doom.

    SheFry: I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now…

    Fry: Too late, I’m already rocking E1M1 from the Doom OST

    Mike G: NEDM

    Fry: Nedm was some catchy shit. Doom and cats, what could possibly go wrong

    Fry: Skyrim won Game of the Year, Best RPG, and Best Studio at the VGAs

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Awards won: 3

    Fucks given: 0

    Fry’s Doom handled: check

    Lulling@fry: priceless

    Fry: I think I’d know if you handled my doom

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET

    Fry: Your moms number

    Fry: If you think you can handle my Doom, buy Quake III Arena on Steam. Then I’ll buy it. Then you’ll eat my rockets.

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Quake 3 is not doom, now is it mister

    Fry: Yeah, its much more fun. LOOPHOLE: there’s a character named Doom in Q3Arena

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Loophole rejected as the working title is not doom

    Fry: Pussy

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Its what’s for dinner

    Fry: Meow

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Now if you had said “you can’t handle my quake 3″ I would be like “challenge considered” but you didn’t, you said doom

    Fry: You can’t handle my quake 3

    Fry: OR my Doom. OR my Unreal.

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): “Challenge considered”

    Fry: Pick your game. Ill pick your coffin.

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): What game of those do you own?

    Fry: None actually

    (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)   L.U.M.P. (Doom handler): Then “challenge aborted” invalid challenge issued. 10 yard penalty, first down.

    Fry: Fine then. Unreal tournament. Choose your version, cad.

    Lady Jay: Nerd duels commence!

    Jape : Ms Pac-Man > all you nerds. Don’t GAC with me or I’ll shove a Pole Position up your ass and bury you in a Dig-Dug hole.

    Sotd: Don’t be a lemming.

    Ta’al Mahret: I see your atari fail and respond with donkey kong throwing barrels back at you

    SheFry: Mario.  That is all.

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