Jape vs. Bong, part 97
(10:20:38 AM) Bongwater left the room.
(10:22:35 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:22:41 AM) Jape: traitorous bastard! >:O
(10:23:10 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: ??
(10:23:18 AM) Jape: YISI! >:O
(10:23:24 AM) bongwater entered the room.
(10:23:27 AM) Jape: uh oh
(10:23:29 AM) bongwater: be right back
(10:23:29 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:23:30 AM) bongwater left the room.
(10:23:33 AM) ***Jape hides from the fatman
(10:23:39 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:24:00 AM) cinomed.foster: it’s yummy spam trust me
(10:24:00 AM) Bongwater entered the room.
(10:24:08 AM) Jape: ok, this is getting old
(10:24:16 AM) Bongwater: there lets see if the short squat actually notices
(10:24:17 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Tawater has this damn laptop locked so it won’t get updates from Billy Gates..
(10:24:19 AM) Jape: Cinomed, that one made me laugh, so yeah
(10:24:24 AM) Bongwater: w00t
(10:24:28 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: there you are!
(10:24:29 AM) Bongwater: cloak is safe from the evil giant
(10:24:42 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yes but I’m not gett SIRC updates
(10:24:44 AM) Bongwater: dude i CAN NOT talk right now
(10:24:56 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:25:00 AM) Jape: BONG…remove yourself from the ashtray if life if you are smoking something other than fine cigars….kthxbai
(10:25:05 AM) Bongwater: i have to prepare to get my ass but fucked by a psycho bitch later and i forgot to get analease from the store when i was in town
(10:25:19 AM) Jape: dumbass
(10:25:23 AM) Bongwater: shortass
(10:25:33 AM) Jape: perhaps
(10:25:38 AM) Jape: but my boss doesn’t hate me
(10:25:40 AM) Bongwater: oh most definitely
(10:25:45 AM) Jape: which… could be good for YOU later on
(10:26:10 AM) Jape: so… remember who your friends are…. oh, right… its RASHANNA…get her to get you a job, fatass
(10:26:21 AM) Bongwater: ill give her your email so you too can enjoy the psychodelic euphoria of violent tendencies through menopausal diatribes into your soul
(10:26:42 AM) Jape: do it
(10:26:46 AM) Bongwater: fine.
(10:26:48 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:26:50 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh boy
(10:26:53 AM) Jape: I doubt she can stand up to being Jape-Pwned
(10:26:59 AM) Jape: Japified
(10:27:20 AM) Bongwater: she’d use you as a tampon on a light day and still choke you to suicidal tendencies
(10:27:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup that’s her
(10:28:16 AM) Jape: don’t get pissed at me because I have thicker skin than you and can handle people when they are spewing anti-bongrish political jargon
(10:28:54 AM) Bongwater: oh you couldnt tell? that was my monday cup of garfield “how da fuck are ya?”
(10:29:34 AM) Bongwater: you must be getting old
(10:29:40 AM) Jape: oh, I am
(10:29:45 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:29:49 AM) Jape: you will learn that soon
(10:29:52 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: =-O
(10:30:03 AM) Bongwater: next time your wife is in town take her out to denny’s and ask her if she thinks you qualify for the senior plate…answer all your questions right there
(10:30:27 AM) cinomed.foster: EEEWWWWwwwwww (10:29:49 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:31:10 AM) Jape: ok, I will do that. I will also enjoy the fact that I have a wife and don’t spend my weekend time working db code for an onloving woman who wont’ give me any, forcing me to rub one off in the DTC men’s room because I like working 7 days a week
(10:31:25 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: heehee
(10:31:38 AM) ***Pharaoh Cloak laughs like grothdor
(10:31:39 AM) Bongwater: wow
(10:32:09 AM) Bongwater: your piss is full of “Mr T’s Secret Sauce” for damn sure
(10:33:02 AM) Bongwater: while your begging one of your service desk furbies to hummer you under your wow enabled desk. Please remember that you are the one who wishes you are the horde…MORE than you wish you were teh Jape.
(10:33:20 AM) ***Bongwater mispells your to force a caniption fit from jape
(10:34:45 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:35:31 AM) Jape: I was Jape before I was horde…and you can be both at once, you are on crack and an asshole all at once, are you not? Oh, and apparently a pansy also since you cower to small-boobed women who yell alot. Please learn how to de-tantrumify your bongrish tongue in order that you can spedn more time focusing on more fulfilling matters… such as keeping your car from burning 2 qts of oil every day
(10:38:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:38:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: mom
(10:38:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: eoe
(10:38:45 AM) Jape: 303
(10:39:41 AM) Bongwater: Jape you think about me way too much. Ever slip up and call my name out when your wife is ram-rodding you with her alabama black snake strap on? I think you do and thats just creepy.
(10:40:27 AM) Jape: you would think so because you are drinking that Ellis Co water, which, from what I have seen of SOTD, stunts your growth. However, for you, that migth not be a bad thing
(10:40:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: rofl
(10:40:50 AM) Jape: please stop calling me at night when you are drunk and wanting love from SOTD, I am not going to give you what he does
(10:41:01 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: faint
(10:58:43 AM) cinomed.foster: omg