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(4:05:06 PM) BongWater: these T3’s at work are monitored like a stip dancer in a lesbian club
(4:05:12 PM) Jape: ok I am out of this bitch…
(4:05:16 PM) Jape: talk to you guys in Azgalor
(4:05:19 PM) BongWater: “Get back to humping the MEN you bitches…NOT each other”
(4:05:25 PM) BongWater: ttyl
(4:05:26 PM) Jape left the room.
(4:05:30 PM) BongWater: GOOD
(4:05:37 PM) BongWater: bitch finally disconnected before me for once
(4:05:51 PM) ***BongWater dances at the pansy early duckin out baldy gnome
(4:06:31 PM) ***BongWater dances some more cause he’s feeling OHH SOO good at the victory!!!!

(9:56:27 AM) live2h8j8: Did you see Knight Rider last night
(9:56:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: no
(9:57:20 AM) live2h8j8: Oh
(9:57:21 AM) live2h8j8: Dammit
(9:57:28 AM) live2h8j8: Am I the only one that watched it?
(9:57:50 AM) Jape: apparently
(9:58:38 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup
(10:00:09 AM) Jape: hey Darkie, is the car still KITT?
(10:01:28 AM) live2h8j8: yes
(10:01:36 AM) Jape: and it is a Mustang?
(10:01:43 AM) live2h8j8: Yes
(10:01:46 AM) Jape: what color?
(10:01:47 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: that’s stoopid
(10:01:49 AM) live2h8j8: Black
(10:01:54 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: uh oh
(10:01:54 AM) live2h8j8: Oh.. and…
(10:02:00 AM) live2h8j8: He can transform
(10:02:05 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh geesh
(10:02:10 AM) Jape: ok, so you shouldn’t feel outted or anything since it is still a black car
(10:02:10 AM) live2h8j8: Like he transformed into a Ford F-150
(10:02:14 AM) Jape: ROFL
(10:02:19 AM) live2h8j8: a new one… not like the beater you drive
(10:02:26 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:02:28 AM) Jape: umm
(10:02:29 AM) live2h8j8: mom
(10:03:54 AM) Jape: be honest, did you watch it because the car was black?
(10:04:07 AM) live2h8j8: But the main guy is white
(10:04:28 AM) Jape: so the white guy is in charge of the black car… that seems ok to me
(10:04:40 AM) live2h8j8: >:o WHAT?!
(10:04:53 AM) live2h8j8: Ummm… I see something wrong with the statement you just made
(10:04:56 AM) Jape: what? i see nothing wrong with that setup
(10:05:03 AM) live2h8j8: I do!
(10:05:13 AM) Jape: hmm
(10:06:17 AM) Jape: be honest though
(10:06:20 AM) live2h8j8: What?
(10:06:32 AM) Jape: they couldn’t put a black guy in charge of a new badass car like that
(10:06:43 AM) live2h8j8: And why is that?
(10:06:46 AM) Jape: the cops would always be after him, thinking he stole it
(10:06:51 AM) live2h8j8: >:o
(10:06:53 AM) live2h8j8 left the room.
(10:06:55 AM) Jape: LOL

7:49:11 AM: Darkie: ROFL!
7:49:11 AM: Darkie: ROFL!
7:49:13 AM: Darkie: ROFL
7:49:24 AM: Darkie: AFRICAN CHURCH!!
7:49:26 AM: Darkie: O
7:49:27 AM: Darkie: M
7:49:27 AM: Darkie: G
7:49:28 AM: Me: ROFL
7:49:34 AM: Darkie: Sooo… soo…. added

(11:58:40 AM) Caveman: u know i hated going to the store i would get looked at so bad it would make me feel dirty
(11:59:14 AM) limeboi: hah … you know you liked the attention
(12:00:05 PM) Caveman: Shit hell know .. i would flash my wedding ring
(12:00:25 PM) Jape: shit hell know ?
(12:00:54 PM) Caveman: No *
(12:00:58 PM) Akhenaten: hits cavemantoenglish.com
(12:01:03 PM) Akhenaten: AHHH
(12:01:03 PM) Akhenaten: ok
(12:01:05 PM) Jape: LOL
(12:01:11 PM) Caveman: sorry had to many chats going
(12:01:25 PM) Jape: so whats your excuse the rest of the time?
(12:01:32 PM) Jape: you gotta love the Cavespeak…
(12:01:37 PM) Akhenaten: indeed!
(12:01:44 PM) Jape: *Almost* as good as BONGrish
(12:02:26 PM) Caveman: Hmm muit tasking
(12:02:36 PM) Jape: muit, huh?
(12:02:45 PM) Jape: i hate it when I muit… it smells for days
(12:02:56 PM) Caveman: Mult damn it
(12:02:56 PM) Akhenaten: again cavemantoenglish.com
(12:03:00 PM) Jape: LOL
(12:03:05 PM) Jape: Mult?
(12:03:15 PM) Caveman: think the 3rd one is the right answer
(12:03:23 PM) Jape: is that like a MALT with some “special sauce” ??
(12:03:33 PM) Caveman: put an I in there and suck the f** up
(12:03:34 PM) ***Akhenaten spns the caveman to english wheel
(12:03:41 PM) Jape: suck the f** up??
(12:03:47 PM) ***Akhenaten faints
(12:03:47 PM) Jape: dude… keep going, this is good…
(12:03:55 PM) Caveman: LOL
(12:03:59 PM) Jape: i got lots of room on wiz-urd.com for this
(12:04:14 PM) Caveman: so .. post that sit
(12:04:29 PM) Jape: oh that SIT will be posted, for sure
(12:04:32 PM) Jape: the text also
(12:04:43 PM) Akhenaten: OMG
(12:04:52 PM) Akhenaten: SPELL CHECK THAT SHIT!
(12:05:01 PM) ***Jape types carefully…
(12:05:07 PM) Jape: MUAHAHAHAHAH