African-American Weather
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn’t understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.
I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says…
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
headin’ fo’ yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo’! So grab yo’ chirren, yo’
Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo’ da nearest
guv’ment office fo yo FREE shit!