What would BONG be like on crack?
8:17:32 AM) hirosnightmare: Date please?
(8:17:33 AM) GrandpaCloak: Lord knows I can’t seem to get any
(8:26:01 AM) Jape: LOL
(8:26:19 AM) Jape: Fry, I told you before, I am NOT dating you.
(8:27:00 AM) GrandpaCloak: um
(8:33:00 AM) BongWater: you know…you two sit awful close to be just friends…
(8:33:24 AM) Jape: at least we don’t live together
(8:33:25 AM) BongWater: why is it that you both are off and going to a “Meeting” all the time…is there a special room for supervisor gut loving round here?
(8:33:54 AM) Jape: well… IF there were, it wouldn’t be in the pisser, next to one another like you and your man-friend.
(8:33:57 AM) BongWater: i mean…you two are both married for what seems to be undercover shielding only
(8:33:57 AM) Cinomed: the darkened Encounter room anyone?
(8:34:24 AM) GrandpaCloak: wow
(8:34:32 AM) Jape: nice try on the redirect BONG, but everyone knows that you and SOTD are sheet-sharers
(8:34:50 AM) BongWater: i believe you’re jealous cause no matter what at the end of the day im still looking to play on the hetero team..whereas you are lap dancing the umpire so they dont throw you outta the game for pinch humping for the other team
(8:35:16 AM) Cinomed: WOW
(8:35:19 AM) BongWater: being that you’re so short the umps cant see all the FOWLs your ball playing with
(8:35:21 AM) Cinomed: that almost made sense
(8:35:25 AM) Cinomed: allllllmost
(8:35:38 AM) Jape: almost, yes
(8:35:44 AM) Jape: but I think I understand BONGrish now
(8:35:48 AM) Jape: and have for a while
(8:36:09 AM) BongWater: If your man panties were any more fry filled..people up here would wonder if you pissed yourself from the camel fill up station of the jigadesh self service ass station
(8:36:12 AM) Jape: BONG is upset because I caught him arguing with his lover while they were both pissing next to each other in the mens room at work
(8:36:22 AM) BongWater: You only wish
(8:36:27 AM) Jape: no… actually, I don’t
(8:36:31 AM) BongWater: your drooling at the mouth is what made it weird
(8:36:36 AM) Jape: my drooling what?
(8:36:49 AM) GrandpaCloak: lol
(8:36:54 AM) Jape: I believe that was a laugh… not a drool
(8:37:00 AM) Jape: and… a share, since I told everyone
(8:37:15 AM) BongWater: and please stop rubbing yourself when two guys are talking…cause i WONT be fulfilling your fantasy to ride the banana staff behind the bleachers…
(8:37:35 AM) Jape: don’t get upset because your nightly nick-nock escapades of gayness and timmah-desire have been exposed even with your moving out to the good-ole-boy part of the state