Molesting the Minds of Fragile People, Worldwide
Dape: You know…
Dape: I was thinking… I make this chat fun
Jape: we ALL make it fun
Dape: With that being said… Go buy me an iPhone
Jape: it is fun on days you aren’t here also
Dape: OH!
Dape: Then lets pretend today is one of those days
Dape: I will leave this chat
Jape: i pretend that every day
Dape: OH!
Jape: oh hi!
Dape: ROFL
Reuters Photo: Director George Lucas and girlfriend Mellody Hobson, president of Ariel Capital Management.
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Victim Describes Rapist as Tall and Black, Police Arrest and Charge Short White Man
A 5ft 5in 26-year-old white man who was arrested and charged with rape despite the fact that the victim described her attacker as a tall black man has left court a free man after the prosecutor declined to offer any evidence to the court.
The man was charged based on DNA from a hair caught in the victim’s ring. The prosecutor admitted that because it was from an external hair not an internal swab its significance as evidence was greatly reduced.
The judge asked the media to respect his desire not to be publicly named. “He is a man who leaves this court with no blame whatsoever. He is a wholly innocent man, who might have been the victim of a gross miscarriage of justice,” he said.
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
Rev. Ted Haggard Condemned to Life as a Homosexual
Despite claims a year ago that the good Rev. Ted Haggard had been cured, we now learn that valiant efforts by the New Life Church and their “spiritual restoration team”, were unable to exorcise the demon homosexuality from the good Reverend.
The church released the statement, “the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete.” The good Reverend Haggard himself requested an end to the purge after enduring a year of therapy from Phoenix Pastor Tommy Barnett.
Because the process of curing homosexuality is of a confidential nature, no further statements will be released by the church in order to protect Rev. Haggard’s continued homosexual status.
DarkieX: You do know its suppose to ice over tonight, right?
GrandpaCloak: yea, wanna spend the nite with me and Busty??
MMJ: umm
MMJ: I shudder at the thought of having Darkie in the next city over….
Koobie: you could make a reverse oreo if darkie aint out all night looting
Koobie: hes gotta do it before the snow….so he doesnt stand out against the ground
GrandpaCloak: OH MY GOD
GrandpaCloak: true
GrandpaCloak: but still
DarkieX: OMG
DarkieX: ADDED
DarkieX: Like.. real Added
DarkieX: not just fake
DarkieX: added
Koobie: what are you gonna do about it
DarkieX: Oh
DarkieX: and Wiz-urded
Pot and booze not among the best things to include at your 11-year old daughter’s birthday party (w/mugshot)
Source : http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15250189/detail.html#
Hosts on a televised garden show in trouble for discussing a flower commonly called the ‘black man’s willy.’ “They don’t really like the cold, as you can imagine. They shrivel up and look very unhappy.”
08:31… BongWater: who all’s here today?
08:31… @Gangreen: Yo mama
08:31… @Gangreen: I need to keep my pimp foot strong. Where is Darkie so I can boot is ass out?
08:33… @kc5hwb: he isn’t here again
08:34… @Gangreen: That’s lame.
08:34… @Gangreen: NF days kinda suck
08:35… @kc5hwb: yea, kinda
08:35… hirosnightmare: And lame is such the “pimp” vernacular.
08:35… @Gangreen: STFU, lame-ass, bitch-ass, ho-ass nigga! Dont’ you neva tell me nothin’ nigga! I’ll walk all up and down yo ass nigga!
08:36… @Gangreen: Hmmm.. not the same…
08:36… Judge: that had some sting to it
08:40… hirosnightmare: Coming from Green…that’s just disturbing.
08:41… GrandpaCloak: lol
