Happy Valentines Day
This heart was in a corporate newsletter at my company with a heading reminding us to have a happy valentines day. As soon as I saw it, I knew a wtf check was necessary. WTF, as in:
* Why the fuck is there a soccer ball in my heart?
* Whats with the arrow? did cupid miss the heart? Or, did he decide he was gonna fly around the heart instead and then 3/4 of the way through decided “Ah, fuck it.” and left?
* Why are there stars around my heart? Is this a 2001 a space oddesy heart?
Yes, these are the questions that plague us at night, are they not?