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"you will be Japified if you don't WOWify willingly" - Bongwater
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  • February 22, 2008

    Wow, Mom, and 303

    Filed under: 02/2008 — Darkie @ 11:57 am

    You are now known as BettyBoob
    BettyBoob: :-*
    Judge: We just full of Bettys today
    BettyBoob: Yeap
    BettyBoob: and next week… your going to be full of black dick!
    BettyBoob: Oooooh… BURN!
    ***Gangreen slaps ding-a-ling on BettyBoob’s chin.
    Gangreen: *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
    ***BettyBoob  *added* *added* *added* *added* *added* *added*
    Xellos: wow
    Gangreen: 303
    BettyBoob: mom

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    February 21, 2008

    Nice hair dude!

    Filed under: 02/2008 — thecloak @ 9:49 am

    nice-hair.jpg

    I am SOOO gonna do my hair like this. Maybe I can impress Darkmatter??

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    February 20, 2008

    Dape vs Jape, Part 2

    Filed under: 02/2008 — MMJ @ 12:08 pm

    (1:01:04 PM) Dape: umm
    (1:01:15 PM) Jape: umm
    (1:02:30 PM) GrandpaCloak: I had a dream in binary once.. ohhh the 1’s and 0’s .. scary shit.. it had a 2 at the end!!
    (1:02:39 PM) GrandpaCloak: Busty sayed I woke up screaming
    (1:02:48 PM) Jape: hmm
    (1:03:23 PM) hirosnightmare: Where was Rod Sterling when all this happened?
    (1:03:46 PM) Dape: In my pants
    (1:03:47 PM) GrandpaCloak: oddly enuff… he was there!
    (1:03:49 PM) Dape: COME GET SOME
    (1:03:54 PM) Jape: In my pants
    (1:03:58 PM) Jape: COME GET SOME
    (1:04:11 PM) Dape: There is not much there, Jape
    (1:04:14 PM) hirosnightmare: Oddly enough, I feel good.
    (1:04:18 PM) Jape: There is not much there, Jape
    (1:04:25 PM) Dape: Ugh.. Dammit!
    (1:04:30 PM) Jape: Ugh.. Dammit!
    (1:04:39 PM) Dape: You know what? I dont have time for games!
    (1:04:40 PM) Dape left the room.
    (1:04:58 PM) Dape [~Tru_Nigga@z.com] entered the room.
    (1:05:01 PM) Jape: You know what? I dont have time for games!
    (1:05:10 PM) Dape left the room (Kicked by Jape (Dape Left the Chat)).
    (1:05:17 PM) Xellos: LMFAO
    (1:05:21 PM) Jape: ROFL
    (1:05:25 PM) Dape [~Tru_Nigga@z.com] entered the room.
    (1:05:28 PM) Dape: You bastard!
    (1:05:28 PM) hirosnightmare: I think I just peed myself.
    (1:05:34 PM) Jape: I gotta wiz-urd that
    (1:05:38 PM) BettyBoop: lol

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    February 19, 2008

    Fired black worker claims white boss put noose on him

    Filed under: 02/2008 — Darkie @ 12:42 pm

    [13:37] rev_darkie: http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/02/13/worker.noose.ap/index.html
    [13:39] thecloak_2000: noose??
    [13:39] thecloak_2000: uh oh
    [13:39] rev_darkie: LOL
    [13:41] thecloak_2000: Ah bitch bitch bitch.. .one little ole rope
    [13:41] rev_darkie: OMG

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    “Illegal Alien counterfeit ID of the week”

    Filed under: 02/2008 — Darkie @ 9:39 am

    This is an actual driver’s license an illegal alien had.

    REMEMBER .. . .

    When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only . . . no matter how much you love your girl !

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    February 18, 2008

    ::DarkieX Left The Room::

    Filed under: 02/2008 — MMJ @ 2:32 pm

    (6:18:56 AM) DarkieX: Man hospitalized after unprovoked attack by vicious housecat. “It is an evil cat. If it was a human it would be a drug dealer or something,” his wife points out
    (6:36:27 AM) Jape: wow
    (6:36:30 AM) Jape: where is T?
    (7:07:14 AM) DarkieX: In your pants
    (7:08:20 AM) DarkieX: Firefighters spend an hour in the rain trying to extract cat from undercarriage of a car. Cat escapes while no one’s looking, hides out on the fire truck for a ride back to the station
    (7:14:38 AM) Jape: is this cat news day?
    (7:23:46 AM) DarkieX: Umm… how about I just leave!
    (7:30:47 AM) DarkieX left the room.
    (7:37:27 AM) Jape: wow, that was all I had to do??

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    February 15, 2008

    Happy Valentines Day

    Filed under: Uncategorized — pizzy @ 11:39 am

    wierd ass heart2
    This heart was in a corporate newsletter at my company with a heading reminding us to have a happy valentines day. As soon as I saw it, I knew a wtf check was necessary. WTF, as in:

    * Why the fuck is there a soccer ball in my heart?
    * Whats with the arrow? did cupid miss the heart? Or, did he decide he was gonna fly around the heart instead and then 3/4 of the way through decided “Ah, fuck it.” and left?
    * Why are there stars around my heart? Is this a 2001 a space oddesy heart?

    Yes, these are the questions that plague us at night, are they not?

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    Driver abandons her bus 60 miles short of destination. Oh, and the bus was full of…. Oops, quittin time y’all

    Filed under: News — Darkie @ 4:44 am

    CORSICANA – Police say the driver of a bus filled with about 40 former prison inmates abandoned the vehicle Thursday along a highway because her working hours for the day were over.

    The passengers had been paroled or released from the state prison in Huntsville. Some wore ankle bracelet monitors.

    They were aboard a Greyhound charter headed to a bus terminal in Dallas, but wound up 60 miles short.

    “In 31 years in law enforcement I’ve never seen anything like this,” Corsicana Police Sgt. Lamoin Lawhon told the Corsicana Daily Sun.

    Police said the bus was chartered from Greyhound Bus Lines Inc. The driver pulled over in front of a convenience store around 4 p.m. and told the passengers her allotted driving time was up and another driver was on the way.

    A clerk in the convenience store called police. Officers arrived to find the former prisoners milling around the bus.

    Police said dispatchers exchanged several phone calls with Greyhound officials and the Texas Department of Criminal Justice in Austin.

    Lawhon and two other officers stayed with the bus and the parolees. Just before 7 p.m., a second bus arrived with three drivers – including the one who had abandoned her passengers in the first place, Lawhon said.

    Greyhound spokesman Dustin Clark declined to identify the driver who left the bus. He said company officials were investigating the incident.

    “It is a very serious matter,” he said.

    Clark said drivers have to follow strict guidelines on consecutive working hours and rest periods.

    Police said there were no incidents involving the passengers while they were stranded.

    “Their behavior was exemplary,” said Officer Travis Wallace.

    Source : http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080214_mo_prisonbusfree.c228a4de.html

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    Anger Issues!

    Filed under: 01/2008 — Darkie @ 4:09 am

    Text from TheCloak : At TGIF… This guy next to me just asked me NOT to smoke. STAY TUNED….

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    February 14, 2008

    My Space: Helpful Hint #4

    Filed under: On The Internet... — Darkie @ 4:02 am

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