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  • December 13, 2007

    The Myth of MAC IRC Progs

    Filed under: 12/2007 — MMJ @ 3:01 pm

    <Necrit> they really DO exist!
    <Jape> mac irc progs? yea, apparently
    <dArKiEx> Shut it
    <Jape> LOL
    <dArKiEx> And why do you have to bash macs
    <dArKiEx> They are the bomb
    <Necrit> notice IM not bashin macs…at least your moving away from winders
    <Necrit> i dont like them..
    <Necrit> but i hate their rival…so im apathetic really
    <dArKiEx> Where the hell is Green
    <dArKiEx> Still at the bar hooking up with a rough trick named Jim?
    <Necrit> he’s herfin like an underfed jew trying to make his nazi daddy proud
    <dArKiEx> Oops!
    <GreenShogun> Ah, what?
    <GreenShogun> What it is, blood?
    <dArKiEx> Oh shit
    <dArKiEx> theres my brother from another mother!
    <Necrit> …..
    <dArKiEx> Greenist.. whats up boss?
    * GreenShogun slips Darkie some skin
    * dArKiEx hands Greenist and Necrit some 40’s
    <GreenShogun> Nothin.. chillin’ at the Hotel No Tell
    * Necrit eats yaks hoofs and trys to look as cool as he gurgles some cool 40 juice
    <dArKiEx> Oh yeah… I forgot your homeless
    <dArKiEx> Why dont you go stay with Jape
    <dArKiEx> Oh
    <dArKiEx> and why didnt you ask me to help you move?!
    <dArKiEx> I WOULD HAVE HELPED NIGGA
    <Jape> his homeless what?
    <Necrit> you guys notice that uglyzilla quit on the sick late line…heheeh
    <dArKiEx> Damn, I hate that shit, Jape!
    <Necrit> japes been jabbin me about her…when he really wants to dump his pretty wife for a snagletooth uglazilla
    <dArKiEx> WHo is that
    <Necrit> the new chick ……or really the new recently hired then fired chick
    <Jape> umm… since you wouldn’t date her, she quit
    <Necrit> she was the 500 pound punching back that thought she could do internal support
    <GreenShogun> Well, I did have like 6 dudes to help that were already there. Thanks for the offer… shiiit, I got ta get my chink food on… I wonder if there are any places open this late..
    <Jape> stop talking Green
    <Jape> I mean Black
    <Necrit> there are underpriviledged koala’s in tibet that have better sense than THAT snaggletooth
    <dArKiEx> Chink food?
    <dArKiEx> Thats not PC!
    <GreenShogun> LOL
    <GreenShogun> You made that up!
    <GreenShogun> The correct line here is “In that case, it’s hilarious!”
    <Necrit> brb i have to vacuuhale dinner so..ill need about 2 minutes to eat two plates of food and then i guess 10 minutes to clean up my roommates vomit from the floor since they’d be watching me eat it
    <dArKiEx> Ummm
    <dArKiEx> Nasty ass white people
    <GreenShogun> That’s racist!
    <GreenShogun> and hilarious!
    <dArKiEx> And true
    <dArKiEx> You whites are nasty

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    December 11, 2007

    There’s a new flavor at Sonics!!

    Filed under: 12/2007 — Darkie @ 12:35 pm

    Gangreen: That slush sure is gonna be good.
    DarkieX: What slut?
    Jape: come get some $$ from me so you can buy me one too
    Gangreen: Know what flavor I’m getting? It’s called “DarikeCan’tHaveNoneBerry”.
    Gangreen: It’s delicious
    Jape: ROFL
    GrandpaCloak: WOW
    IhatePenguins: I want two

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    December 6, 2007

    Warning about Christmas Cards from Darkie…

    Filed under: 12/2007 — MMJ @ 11:49 am

    12:33…    DarkieX: I am thinking I am going to shave my pubes when I get home. Shave them in put them in a Christmas card and give them to monkey. And on the card, I am going to write “I like my monkeys to have a little hair on their ass”
    12:33…    DarkieX: And if shes lucky…. I might even put some toe nail clippings too
    12:36…    @Gangreen: Lucky…
    12:37…    @Jape: hmm
    12:37…    × @Jape sees civil suit coming…
    12:37…    DarkieX: Why is that?
    12:37…    @Gangreen: Supreme Court Judge Darkie
    12:37…    DarkieX: My toe nail clippings brings good luck and good fortune!
    12:38…    @Gangreen: haha
    12:38…    @Jape: prove it
    12:39…    +GrandpaCloak: um
    12:39…    IhatePenguins: I hate it when I find toenails in my hamburgers
    12:39…    DarkieX: http://www.users.on.net/~melchhart/Bits/toenail.jpg
    12:40…    BettyBoop: stop eating at mcdonalds
    12:40…    DarkieX: Or places with mexicans
    12:40…    IhatePenguins: had to but for other reasons
    12:40…    DarkieX: Oops
    12:41…    DarkieX: Like we care
    12:41…    × @Jape added DarkieX: Or places with mexicans
    12:41…    @Jape: RACIST! >:0
    12:42…    IhatePenguins: very
    12:42…    DarkieX: That is not racist
    12:42…    @Gangreen: What is racist?
    12:42…    IhatePenguins: lets beat him with the PC stick
    12:42…    @Jape: @Gangreen: What is racist? <———anything Darkie says….
    12:42…    IhatePenguins: f*ck it lets just beat him with sticks
    12:42…    DarkieX: ROFL
    12:42…    DarkieX: Thats funny cause its true

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