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Source : CNN.com  <– No lie!

Neerga - See below for definations.

1.) A Green backwards. 

2.) A person from Africa.

3.) See Darkie.

A 95 year old woman from Zhanjiang, south China, has sprouted a 12 centimetre long horn on her forehead.

The horn first grew in 2003 and has grown progressively bigger and bigger, taking over the poor woman’s face.
Doctors are baffled by the protrusion - and can only speculate that Xiou Ling is suffering a hormone imbalance.
Her family are currently saving up for treatment to remove it.

Lesbian files lawsuit after being booted from ladies room for manly appearance

A 28-year-old lesbian is filing a gender-discrimination lawsuit after being booted from a New York City restaurant by a bouncer who mistook her for a man in the women’s restroom.

Khadijah Farmer and her girlfriend had stopped by Greenwich Village’s Caliente Cab Company this past June — right after attending a gay pride parade — but trouble started when a female patron complained that a man was using the ladies room. Farmer was then forced to leave.

According to the New York Daily News, the lawsuit was filed in Manhattan Supreme Court and demands that the restaurant “provide sensitivity training for its workers” in addition to seeking “an unspecified amount of money.”

“Now what happened to me inside of Caliente Cab should not happen to anyone anywhere,” Farmer said in an Associated Press video. “New York City has always been and will continue to be an extremely diverse place to live in, and men and women come in all shapes and sizes.”

“I told him I was a woman, and I tried to show him my I.D.,” Farmer told AP about the bouncer who confronted her in the bathroom. “He refused to look at it. I was extremely uncomfortable and quite humiliated.”

Her lawyer, Michael Silverman, who heads the Transgender Legal Defense & Educaton Fund, said he wasn’t satisfied with how the restaurant handled the incident.

“Their response was that Khadijah can have a free meal, which is the equivalent of flipping us the bird,” he said, according to the Daily News.

The restaurant responded to the lawsuit with a statement that “denies wrongdoing and accuses Farmer of being out for money.”

“Farmer,” the statement continues, “is not interested at all in getting at the truth here,” and is “threatening continuous weekly protests of our business rather than expose the facts to the light of day in an appropriate forum.”

“I don’t go out of my way to put on pearls and pink dresses,” Farmer said, adding “however, I shouldn’t have to.”

INDEED!

OCTOBER 8–An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church’s pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to “please refrain from speculation” about what led to Aldridge’s demise, adding that, “we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ.”

Couple goes to jail for domestic violence. She gets out, then goes right back in for threatening to blow up the jail if her husband wasn’t released .

An Elba woman has been arrested on charges of Making Terrorist Threats after she allegedly threatened to use explode a bomb at the Coffee County Jail

Sheriff Dave Sutton said Williams and Sonya Barnes, both 54, were arrested
Saturday night on Domestic Violence charges. Mrs. Barnes, according to Sutton, posted bail and was released while her husband remained in jail.

However, the woman is accused of later calling jail personnel and telling them “If I can’t bond him out I’ll bomb him out (of jail),” in regard to her husband. A warrant for Mrs. Williams arrest was issued and she was taken back to the Coffee County Jail where she is being held without bond. Meanwhile, her husband was later released after posting bail.

 http://dothanfirst.com/media_player.php?media_id=6891

Me: how many Garland network calls have we had?
thecloak_2000: do I look like the gacing census department??
Me: you look like a guy that can only count to 9 and a half to me….fuck man you are WF i would have thought that doing WF stuff would be oh i dunno part of your fucking job
thecloak_2000: at LUNCH?
thecloak_2000: out bacl?
thecloak_2000: SMOKING?
Me: yes….you should devine the fucking numbers out of the sky….no i mean i hadnt seen a garland network master ticket and just wanted to know if you had gotten enough tickets to create a master.
thecloak_2000: WF 101 - unless you guys tell US you are getting some calls, how would WF know?
Me: by the 20 P1’s on the board
Me: thats what i was asking
thecloak_2000: AHH
Me: should i have worded it in Ye Olde English for you?
thecloak_2000: That I would have known, had I been awake
Me: :) 
Me: btw….this conversation is getting wiz-urded
thecloak_2000: I would hope so

These are good….

An evil atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”
There is a ray of light from heaven and a thunder voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.”
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.”

http://just-laugh.blogspot.com/2007/09/athiest-in-amazon.html

Also this one…

http://gerriatric.vox.com/

11:41] rev_darkie: Oh…
[11:41] rev_darkie: and Fuck Joe!
[11:41] rev_darkie: Winning the Nintendo Wii and Computer system
[11:42] thecloak: ow
[11:42] thecloak: too bad they didn’t buy any, well, Folks of Color prizes…
[11:43] rev_darkie: And what… pretell is that?!
[11:44] thecloak: well,, hubcap stealing kits, watermellon seeds, gift certs at Waffle House, KFC, and Soulman’s BBQ.. stuff like that
[11:44] gaijoo: where you get award cause you’re “colored” when it’s really just to shut you up so you want complain about getting repairations and shit