Bionic alpha

                          Long range gold detector

The Bionic alpha is a long range locator which is mainly used to detect gold and silver. The device includes three individual searching systems:

When Diddy arrived at GoldBar in NYC with four other people, the hostess asked the question ever hostess in any restaurant or bar asks “How many people in your party?”
  
 Instead of saying “5″ Diddy looked at her and said, “Fucking bitch!” How lovely. Diddy then walked past her into the restaurant.
  
 I need to try it the “Diddy way” next time I go to restaurant. Next time I’m at the Olive Garden (which is often and stop your cackling!) and the hostess asks me how many, I’m going to say “FUCKING BITCH!” and walk right past her. 
  
 Something tells me I wouldn’t be allowed to munch on their delicious breadsticks and salad for the rest of eternity. That would be like a death sentence. I’ll just do like I always do and say “fucking bitch” behind her back instead.

[09:41] gangreen: Anybody talk to Wilma lately?
[09:41] rev_darkie: What happend
[09:41] mmj: yesterday
[09:41] mmj: yea, he told me about that
[09:41] rev_darkie: ?
[09:41] mc_gangreen: They’re fucking complaining about us driving through their parking lot
[09:42] gangreen: The parking lots are fucking connected!
[09:42] gangreen: What a bunch of assholes.
[09:42] mmj: fo rizzle
[09:42] *** Fry has left the chat.
[09:42] * rev_darkie Virtually drives in their parking lot (au)
[09:42] thecloak: fuck em - I go threw there every morning
[09:43] gangreen: I’m going to drive through there EVERY time I leave, now.
[09:43] gangreen: Even if I’m going the other way
[09:43] mmj: cool
[09:43] kruzn: that’s a mature and well thought out decision
[09:43] mmj: take a camcorder with you and we will post those asshats on wiz-urd.com
[09:43] mmj: >:0 blondie
[09:43] gangreen: Who the F*** said I was mature?
[09:43] rev_darkie: ROFL http://xkcd.com/226/
[09:43] thecloak: he’s gotcha there baby!
[09:43] mmj: do you actually BELIEVE that we are MATURE in this chat?
[09:44] mmj: WTGAC have you been for the last 6 months?
[09:44] thecloak: score 2
[09:44] mmj: LMAO
[09:44] gangreen: That really pisses me off.
[09:44] mmj: lets all go drive thru there
[09:44] mmj: at the same time
[09:44] mmj: in a convoy
[09:44] thecloak: ROFL
[09:45] gangreen: For those that don’t know, an employee from that place followed Fred to fucking Grapevine, yelling at him and taking pictures, just because he exited via their lot.
[09:45] rev_darkie: Lunch bitchs
[09:45] rev_darkie: *bitches
[09:45] mmj: and you wonder why I carry a gun…
[09:45] mmj: I would have SHOT that assholes tires out
[09:45] cinomed: :O
[09:45] kruzn: rofl
[09:45] cinomed: which place?
[09:45] kruzn: whos fred
[09:45] cinomed: and I would shot the dude
[09:46] thecloak: wow
[09:46] thecloak: I can’t WAIT for 2:30!
[09:46] gangreen: Fred is an ex-wang
[09:46] mmj: nah, you don’t know for sure that it is his fault that he is stupid
[09:46] cinomed: fer real I had some dude trying to be an ass and follow me home, I don;t play that, he cut me off, I swerved around him and told him he was number one
[09:47] mmj: thats not really the same as shooting him with a gun, Cin… just FYI…
[09:47] cinomed: when he followed me for lik 3 turns I stopped and got out in the middle of the street, no one gets to follow me hhome I got a family to think about >_<
[09:47] thecloak: Cloak needs to let out some road rage..

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=483363

QUOTE:  I think you might get a bit more interest if you remove the racist comments, it’s all well and good having humour which is a bit close to the mark, but this is just racist. Remember how many webmasters are from asia alone!

Here they are, worksafe……

for today

The Racial Slur Database 

Link - http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html

Man volunteers at daycare and molests child. By ‘daycare’ we mean ‘animal shelter’ and by ‘child’ we mean ‘dog’

A volunteer at Denver’s Municipal Animal Shelter has been suspended and Denver police are investigating claims he was caught in sexual behavior with a dog at the shelter.
“We had an incident,” Doug Kelley, director of the shelter, confirmed to CBS4’s Brian Maass. “Police are investigating allegations of misconduct by a volunteer. A person has been suspended from being a volunteer.”

Kelley said the incident in question occurred Saturday at the shelter and police interviewed shelter employees Monday about what happened.

Kelley declined to provide further details except to say, “There was no apparent injury to the animal.”

Kelley said the volunteer could potentially face animal cruelty charges.

Several other sources familiar with the incident said a shelter employee saw the man behind the building engaging in what appeared to be sexual contact with a dog. The volunteer was reported to be at least partially naked.

Denver’s Municipal Animal Shelter has about 45 volunteers.

District attorney’s spokeswoman Lynn Kimbrough said her office in investigating and called it “a serious accusation.”

Source : http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5707777,00.html

Bill O’Reilly, after dining with Al Sharpton in Harlem’s Sylvia’s restaurant, told his radio audience he “couldn’t get over” the well-behaved black patrons. “It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb,” he said.

“There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘MF-er, I want more iced tea,” O’Reilly added. Sharpton said he was surprised by O’Reilly’s reaction and will ask him about it when he appears on ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ on Wednesday.

O’Reilly’s explanation for the patrons good behavior is that black Americans are rejecting the race-oriented culture pushed by Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and are “starting to think more and more for themselves.”

Source : Yahoo News

Some asshat snapped this photo of some McDonald’s employees making a delivery, via the New York City subway. This ass clown was worried that the boxes contained what they say they contained—raw eggs and chicken fillet.

We hope that someone just ordered a ton of McDonald’s food for their office, because the idea that McDonald’s thinks the subway is as good as a refrigerated truck is a little too hard to believe. In any case, that’s a lot of McDonald’s.

MAIDEN, N.C. — A bargain shopper made a gruesome discovery after going to an auction in Maiden.

Shannon Whisnant found a human foot inside a cooker he bought at an auction. Police say Mini Warehouse Rentals held the auction because the man renting the storage unit didn’t pay.

Police discovered that man had his foot amputated in 2004 after a plane crash, and he kept it in the cooker that was sold on Tuesday.

Whisnant said he hasn’t decided what to do with the cooker.

Police say you can legally keep amputated body parts as long as it’s for religious purposes.

Source : http://www.wsoctv.com/news/14203532/detail.html