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Jape thinks just because his desk is locked, it will stop me!

Wangga - “Wang +Nigga.”

We dont care how much sleep you had. What we care about is how much money you have and are you going to share with a wangga? - Rev. D

(04:20:19 PM) gangrene: Damn… my stomach ain’t happy.
(04:20:30 PM) kube: my ass is talking
(04:20:36 PM) gangrene: Gotta blast another shit when I get home.
(04:20:38 PM) mmj: LOL
(04:20:40 PM) kube: i need to go take a no2
(04:20:45 PM) kube: set my ass to blast
(04:21:05 PM) gangrene: Da-DOOSH-ka!
(04:21:10 PM) kube: my ass needs to gargle on some mouthwash
(04:21:16 PM) kube: cause it stinks
(04:21:31 PM) gangrene: I need to not shit for about a month while mine heals.
(04:22:22 PM) cinomed: try atkins diet
(04:22:36 PM) cinomed: that will make you not shit much
(04:22:53 PM) kube: sucks for you green cause you cant shit on break anymore
(04:23:02 PM) kube: too far of a drive
(04:23:09 PM) gangrene: Yep.
(04:23:14 PM) gangrene: F**king bullshit.
(04:23:22 PM) gangrene: These restrooms suck
(04:23:37 PM) kube: they have RR in the front area noone ever uses
(04:23:48 PM) kube: its for “visitors”
(04:24:02 PM) gangrene: Even if I go in there just to take a piss, I still have to hear people’s shit come out of there ass in crystal clarity.
(04:24:06 PM) kube: im gonna go in there once and say i was just visiting
(04:24:29 PM) kube: hey man thats the future HD
(04:24:41 PM) kube: High Definition shiting
(04:25:05 PM) jektono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(04:25:07 PM) jektono left the room.
(04:25:35 PM) kube: [16:25] *** jektonoporkins has left the chat to go f**k squirrles and other furry creatures.
(04:25:40 PM) mmj: wtgac is his problem?

[10:43] Greenist : Greenism - Book of Chucky “And, yay, I shall smite the female gym teachers of the world and maketh their heads smack the concrete wall.”

A Hell Pizza billboard featuring Hitler has been replaced after complaints from the Jewish community in Christchurch.

Source - Stuff.co

A presumed lottery winner will likely check his own numbers after a Roseville store clerk allegedly told him he’d won only $4 and then pocketed the $555,000 winning lottery ticket herself.

Rajinder Kaur, 40, is free on $50,000 bail after her arrest Tuesday on grand theft. She is accused of stealing the winning Mega Million ticket at the 7-Eleven market at 1900 Douglas Boulevard where she works.

California Lottery spokeswoman Cathy Doyle Johnston said the ticket’s presumed rightful owner came into the store after the Aug. 14 lottery drawing and presented the winning ticket to Kaur. Kaur ran the ticket through a validation machine and reportedly told the owner it was a $4 winning ticket, giving him that amount, Johnston said.

The owner did not become suspicious until hearing Tuesday that the owner of the winning ticket had yet to come forward. He contacted lottery officials who began an investigation.

Kaur was taken into custody Tuesday.

The ticket owner’s name is being withheld until the lottery completes its investigation, Johnston said.

Source - Click for story

Teacher jailed for having sex with student gives birth

Source - AJC

[10:43] revdarkie: Man… those bitches at Long Johns gave me about 20 packs of tartar sauce
[10:44] revdarkie: A nigga was in heaven!
[10:44] jektonopor: thats grodie too
[10:44] jektonopor: was that you with the hamser thing earlier too?
[10:44] revdarkie: Nah.
[10:44] revdarkie: that was  your dad
[10:45] thecloak2000: that’s because J called LJS and told them to hook-a-nigga up!
[10:45] revdarkie: ROF.. Wait… WHAT?! >:-0
[10:45] ihatedrkie: how did they know what nigga to hook up ..
[10:45] thecloak2000: they are hooking them all up today
[10:45] thecloak2000: it’s hook-a-nigga up day
[10:45] revdarkie: Ummm

[10:46] zepp: oh…man i had my rope all ready, thought it was “string-a-nigaa up day”
[10:47] thecloak2000: OMG
[10:47] thecloak2000: that’s friday man

[10:48] revdarkie: That is not funny!
[10:48] ihatedrkie: blackstuff its so funny
[10:49] thecloak2000: that’s hangist
[10:49] pardonmy: [10:47] thecloak_2000: that’s friday man NO DEAR, I’m FRYday man.

Black boss accused of using racist slurs Mark Pasternak said he lost his state job helping troubled youths because he couldn’t stand working under a black boss who called him racist names like “cracker,” “polack” and “stupid white boy.”

Read the whole story here

[06:39] revdarkie: >:-0 “Salt and Peppa hera and we in affect…”
[06:40] revdarkie: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…. push it”
[06:41] revdarkie: “Get up on this!
[06:41] revdarkie: Push it!
[06:41] revdarkie: GET UP ON THIS
[06:41] thecloak2000: :O
[06:41] revdarkie: Dun Dun dun dun dun dun dunna dunna dun
[06:41] revdarkie: Ahhhhh…. push it!
[06:42] revdarkie: Ahhhhhhhhh… push it
[06:42] revdarkie: GET UP ON…. Ahhh.. push it!
[06:42] thecloak2000: we need a white song — All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
[06:44] thecloak2000: Much better
[06:45] thecloak2000: less thumpa thump
[06:45] thecloak2000: more white
[06:45] revdarkie: “I could leave today”
[06:45] revdarkie: “Oh, California dreamin’ …”
[06:45] revdarkie: See… I know that one1
[06:45] thecloak2000: see… much better
[06:46] thecloak2000: oh and I don’t do crack anymore
[06:46] thecloak2000: I am offended
[06:46] *** Caveman has joined the chat.
[06:46] thecloak2000: I am bringing in my friend Cave
[06:46] thecloak2000: who now goes by Q
[06:46] thecloak2000: He’ll BUST YOUR ASS
[06:47] thecloak2000: (he handles all my light work)