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[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Chris is there with you?
[10:54] MMJ: going to lunch now..
[10:54] MMJ: yes he is
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Shit… hes a pimp
[10:54] thecloak: at the CASINO J?
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: not this time
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Tell him to take you to a strip joint or something
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: sure, sure
[10:55] Rev-Darkie: Have him take you to that one titty bar… clam strips
[10:56] thecloak: um
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Yeah
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Lap Dance
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: And do a line of coke on some bitches ass
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: and then slap it
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: make it jiggle
[10:57] thecloak: man about town I see
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: And when you good and tired
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: Go to the bar and get a vodka and red bull
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: down it real fast
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go outside to the ATM machine
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: get about $50 out
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go to 7-11 and buy a pack of gum
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and when you get your change… ask for it to be returned in $1
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Then walk back to the bar
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: tell them its your birthday
[10:59] thecloak: you’ve done this before i see
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and then….
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Wait…
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: I better top
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: top = stop
[11:00] thecloak: whew
[11:00] QM: no keep going
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: Okay
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I shall
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tell them its your birthday
[11:01] pardonmyfunk: Did I miss something?
[11:01] QM: does it end up with you did in a pussy
[11:01] thecloak: plenty
[11:01] QM: dick
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: There should be a bouncer there…. by the name of “Tank”
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I am sure thats not his real name
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: But anyways….
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tank will take you to a back room
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: and sit you down in this plastic covered chair
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: He will give you the list of rules…
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: like theres no touching the girls
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: dont cum on the girls.
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: Its okay to sniff the girls… but only when a certain song comes on
[11:03] thecloak: um
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: He then will walk out the room and send in 2 hoez
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: There should be these 2 twins… they go by the name of Peaches n’ Cream
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: I am not sure which is which… but they are about an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: Anyways…
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: PnC will come in
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: and begin to grind the chair and you
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: They will then proceed to undress…
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: You remember when you got change from the 7-11?
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: Well this is were you use those bills
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: If you dont… you really dont get a decent show
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: I mean….even though its your birthday…. they still have bills to pay
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: start off with giving a couple of bucks
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: have them open up the top part of their pantis… because remember, you cant touch them\
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: wait…
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: Shit I am talking to myself
[11:07] Rev-Darkie: no one is listening…