Bongrish and the Birth of ‘that rock over there —->”
BONG: its a progressive abstract of anomalous inquiry. its moving and filled with action. its as IF the question IS the mark….MORE than the punctuation that it is comprised of.
BONG: i salute the man of the cave who comes to us purporting to be free thought in motion. may his club never miss the mark
mmj: with an IQ of 3, I don’t think hitting the mark is either possible OR his biggest problem
Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
and spin on that one bitches
BONG: hey….he is NOT retarded..i never purported RETARDED…i only noticed an extremely pronounced comprisal of an underevolved state
BONG: evaluate and tell me you agree…seriously…the underevolved spin
could become a shtick….well…that and he needs to bring a club to work and a smock that looks like fred flintstone
mmj: i dont’ know, that guy on TV has a polo tied around his waste like a yuppie tabloid silver-spooned wanker. the pronounced forehead and long hair make
the cake, though.
Caveman: without cavemen you would not have fire … so sit
and spin on that one bitches
cinomedtweak: I kinda like their invention of the Club
cinomedtweak: which later evolved into the bat
cinomedtweak: and my persnal fave, teh T-Ball bat
Caveman: what about the billy club
BONG: you need an inspired T-Ball Bat of neanderthalic clubbing
Caveman: they all invented doggy style
cinomedtweak: naw, T- Ball bat is only outclassed by a nice ball-peen hammer in
my uber blunt weapon heirarchy
mmj: no way…whiffle-ball bat. Bestie Boy rendition.
BONG: it needs to look roughly hewn and NOT redneck..you dont wanna be mistaken for Cletus Johnson from georgia’s tralier park..you wanna be known as Ug from that rock over there
Caveman: i perfer to be know all THE BONG KILLER
BONG: dont make me use modern technology on you…..like running you over with the metal growling thing that moves
mmj: wtgac?? Georgia’s trailer park? That’s like saying BONG’s rambling statment. Which one of the 34,556,763,889 trailers parks in Georgia does Cletus actually LIVE at??
Caveman: the one by that rock over there ————>
BONG: @MMJ…well he moves around as the husbands start to threaten his life…so really he dont have any one in particular he stays in for long
cinomedtweak: you sure it isn’t that one ———–>
cinomedtweak: So
mmj: we am thy freighter….carrying things and supplies from ruerupente, dah