Molesting the Minds of Fragile People, Worldwide
So the Caveman wanted a vacation, huh? He wanted to take off on Friday and not come back until Tuesday. Well, that is ok… we all need that from time to time. But he should have thought about locking his desk first…
and look! he found a dollar! —> 
Kube is about to make his move against Darkie at any moment, I bet… 9_9
Wow, Darkie bought a snack on the Caveman, who wasn’t even there!
“Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.”~ Thomas Jefferson
(This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! )
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18 Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don’t make more.
24. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
Clam Strip – An open handed slap of the vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To “clam strip” is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.
Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Chris is there with you?
[10:54] MMJ: going to lunch now..
[10:54] MMJ: yes he is
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Shit… hes a pimp
[10:54] thecloak: at the CASINO J?
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: not this time
[10:54] Rev-Darkie: Tell him to take you to a strip joint or something
[10:54] thecloak: lol
[10:54] MMJ: sure, sure
[10:55] Rev-Darkie: Have him take you to that one titty bar… clam strips
[10:56] thecloak: um
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Yeah
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: Lap Dance
[10:56] Rev-Darkie: And do a line of coke on some bitches ass
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: and then slap it
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: make it jiggle
[10:57] thecloak: man about town I see
[10:57] Rev-Darkie: And when you good and tired
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: Go to the bar and get a vodka and red bull
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: down it real fast
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go outside to the ATM machine
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: get about $50 out
[10:58] Rev-Darkie: go to 7-11 and buy a pack of gum
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and when you get your change… ask for it to be returned in $1
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Then walk back to the bar
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: tell them its your birthday
[10:59] thecloak: you’ve done this before i see
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: and then….
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: Wait…
[10:59] Rev-Darkie: I better top
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: top = stop
[11:00] thecloak: whew
[11:00] QM: no keep going
[11:00] Rev-Darkie: Okay
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I shall
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tell them its your birthday
[11:01] pardonmyfunk: Did I miss something?
[11:01] QM: does it end up with you did in a pussy
[11:01] thecloak: plenty
[11:01] QM: dick
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: There should be a bouncer there…. by the name of “Tank”
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: I am sure thats not his real name
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: But anyways….
[11:01] Rev-Darkie: Tank will take you to a back room
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: and sit you down in this plastic covered chair
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: He will give you the list of rules…
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: like theres no touching the girls
[11:02] Rev-Darkie: dont cum on the girls.
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: Its okay to sniff the girls… but only when a certain song comes on
[11:03] thecloak: um
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: He then will walk out the room and send in 2 hoez
[11:03] Rev-Darkie: There should be these 2 twins… they go by the name of Peaches n’ Cream
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: I am not sure which is which… but they are about an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: Anyways…
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: PnC will come in
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: and begin to grind the chair and you
[11:04] Rev-Darkie: They will then proceed to undress…
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: You remember when you got change from the 7-11?
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: Well this is were you use those bills
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: If you dont… you really dont get a decent show
[11:05] Rev-Darkie: I mean….even though its your birthday…. they still have bills to pay
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: start off with giving a couple of bucks
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: have them open up the top part of their pantis… because remember, you cant touch them\
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: wait…
[11:06] Rev-Darkie: Shit I am talking to myself
[11:07] Rev-Darkie: no one is listening…
[09:05] cinomed: W
[09:05] cinomed: T
[09:05] cinomed: G
[09:05] cinomed: Link
[09:05] rev-darkie: “It’s peanut-butter jelly time!”
[09:05] cinomed: TAG has been banned as children are feeling harrassed and stuff
[09:05] * thecloak: hides pp
[09:05] cinomed: my GOD we are raising a nation is wussys
[09:05] rev- darkie: Tag? The body spray?
[09:05] rev-darkie: Yeah… that shit stinks!
“Lord loves a workin’ man. Don’t trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. Got it.” – T. S.
”I have a wide stance, I didn’t mean to touch the officers foot… 3 times…” – Sen. Larry Craig
A MISSOURI woman and her newborn son were in hospital after she allegedly tried to flush it down a toilet at a McDonald’s restaurant, Kansas City police said today.
No charges had yet been laid against the 20-year-old woman, who worked at the McDonald’s, police Captain Rich Lockhart said,
The baby was fine after its ordeal, he was quoted as saying by the Associated Press.
Police had interviewed the woman’s co-workers and would speak to her later.
“She’s being treated, and we haven’t been able to talk to her to get her side of all of this,” Capt Lockhart said.
The alleged incident occurred on Monday.
The woman’s colleagues called paramedics after checking on her when she didn’t come back from the toilet.
She allegedly told the paramedics she did not know she was pregnant and had tried to flush the baby down the toilet several times, Capt Lockhart said.
The child was still in the toilet and not breathing when paramedics arrived.
They administered CPR before rushing mother and son to hospital.
The baby had been handed over to state welfare authorities.
