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(8:28:18 AM) cinomed.foster: this is effin BS, no one at all is allowed scheduled off even a HALF day if someone else is off
(8:28:29 AM) Shamgarr: umm
(8:28:36 AM) Shamgarr: small team?  yea.. I think thats it
(8:28:44 AM) Syaa: Hmm .. seems to me he has allowed that in the past
(8:28:46 AM) cinomed.foster: I work for a company of 90k people but get treqated like I work on the mom and poop store down the street
(8:28:56 AM) Shamgarr: mom and poop?
(8:29:02 AM) cinomed.foster: retarfded
(8:29:07 AM) Shamgarr: there aren’t 90k peeps in your dept, moron becky
(8:29:13 AM) Shamgarr: its called being part of a small team
(8:29:19 AM) Syaa: Just 8 that work .
(8:29:29 AM) Syaa: the others sit around doing fucking nothing
(8:29:39 AM) Shamgarr: well that is another issue, if that is true
(8:30:04 AM) Syaa: its true
(8:30:20 AM) cinomed.foster: I should fucking call in, and bring in a note from the dentest lol
(8:30:34 AM) Syaa: Bondo go on and on and on about this NB that will be rdy in 2012
(8:30:54 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(8:31:10 AM) Syaa: then we have poeple that cant break 40% in an 8h day
(8:31:29 AM) Shamgarr: when I was there, everyone was at 110% or higher.,…
(8:31:42 AM) Shamgarr: T and Lane must have let it slip after i left and took my excellence with me
(8:31:47 AM) Shamgarr: BAM!!! >:O YISI!!
(8:31:49 AM) Syaa: Ya well not anymore .. some of the new ones over here suck
(8:34:16 AM) Syaa: what days u need off JC.. So i can request them now
(8:34:34 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(8:37:17 AM) cinomed.foster: I dun give a fuck, I got more than a week of sick time, I guess I will jsut start calling in
(8:44:19 AM) Shamgarr: yea go ahead and do that
(8:44:23 AM) Shamgarr: good luck with it
(8:44:51 AM) Shamgarr: a WEEK of sick time?  holy hell dude.. you must call in all the time, I have like 250+ hours of sick time
(8:45:01 AM) Shamgarr: stop being lazy
(8:48:33 AM) cinomed.foster: two breaks in his first hour, awesome
(8:48:52 AM) cinomed.foster: fuck you
(8:48:54 AM) cinomed.foster left the room.
(8:48:58 AM) Shamgarr: do you do anything over there but bitch and route tickets to my Bypass queue?
(8:49:00 AM) Shamgarr: idiot
(8:49:11 AM) Shamgarr: good! >:O
(8:54:33 AM) Texas T: wow
(8:54:42 AM) Texas T: lol
(8:57:05 AM) Syaa: think someone is mad
(8:57:59 AM) Xercxes: who?
(8:58:03 AM) Syaa: JC
(8:58:14 AM) Xercxes: what happened?
(9:00:07 AM) Texas T: WELL HELL
(9:00:16 AM) Syaa: ask jape
(9:02:00 AM) Texas T: lol
(9:02:25 AM) Shamgarr: lol
(9:03:50 AM) Shamgarr: he is being pissy because he wants a day off and someone else already claimed it.  well, boo freaking hoo… he works on a small team and it was explained to him when he was interviewed and hired (i was THERE for this event) that since its a small team you are required to be there and time off is less available.  however, for some reason he thinks that since CSC has 90k employees, he should be able to take off any time he wants because they would magically get someone to cover for him….

(10:10:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Hey Jape
(10:10:44 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/1318203.html
(10:11:20 AM) ***Jape waits…
(10:12:02 AM) Jape: OMG!
(10:12:28 AM) Jape: and THAT is why I pack when at Boomers!
(10:12:31 AM) Jape: >:O YISI
(10:12:40 AM) Jape: well.. that and Darkie is with us alot
(10:13:29 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL ROFL LMAO
(10:13:44 AM) Jape: ROFL!
(10:13:56 AM) Jape: I sent that to Em… let’s see if she lets me ever go up there again
(10:14:02 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: UM
(10:14:48 AM) Jape: no, I am kidding, of course. I am not Fester… or YOU >:O
(10:22:03 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Busty does NOT tell ME where I can or can’t go.. mister
(10:22:10 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL
(10:29:24 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: |)
(10:31:59 AM) cinomed.foster: Lets look at that a little
(10:32:10 AM) cinomed.foster: A: they were loud and disruptive, IE drunk
(10:32:28 AM) cinomed.foster: B: when being escorted out I imagine they were taunted by the annoyed customers
(10:32:53 AM) cinomed.foster: D: I don’t think any of us are dumb enough to get into that situation
(10:32:59 AM) Jape: (10:22:03 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Busty does NOT tell ME where I can or can’t go.. mister <—- I call BS
(10:33:02 AM) cinomed.foster: missed C: it was 1:18 AM!
(10:33:21 AM) cinomed.foster: oh, a post from Joe Rogan reminded me of T
(10:33:39 AM) Jape: yea, it could have been worse… they could have hurled all over the bar…
(10:37:19 AM) cinomed.foster: ..|..
(10:38:59 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: LOL

Night afo’ Crizzmus

Wus da night afo’ Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin’ and da sleepin’ be good.
We done hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck
dat Obama soon be done brang us our checks.

All of da family, was lay’in on da flo’,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk….”Sh’eet,
must be da law”.

I pulled the sheet off da window to see what I’ze could
see,
I was spectin’ the sherrif, wif a warrent fo’ me.
But what did I see, made me say, “Lawd look ‘a
dat!”
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha’s got a black un’
tonight.
Faster than a poe’lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obam landed dat melon, right d’ere in da street,
I see’d it fo’ sho’, – can you believe that
Sheet?

Dat Santy didn’t need no chimley, he picked da lock on
my do’,
an I sez to myself, “Son o’ bitch…he don did dis
befo!”
He had a big bag full of loot, presents at first I suspeck,
Wif “Air Jordans” and fake gold to wear roun’
my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burgler kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo’ he flew.
I sho’ woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon wif out even a hitch,
and wuz gone in two seconds, da democrat son’abitch.
So nex year I be hopin’ a white Santy we git,
’cause a black Santy Claws, just ain’t werf a shit!

6:51:18 AM: Darkie: My chat does not work
6:51:25 AM: Darkie: Because some moron becky didnt come fix it
6:53:46 AM: Me: perhaps if you keep your ass at your desk for more than 10 min, someone WOULD com fix it
6:57:55 AM: Darkie: Come fix my shit
6:58:25 AM: Me: hold the GAC on
7:09:13 AM: Me: you ready?
7:09:21 AM: Darkie: No
7:09:24 AM: Me: see?
7:09:24 AM: Darkie: working on Report
7:09:30 AM: Me: see what I mean?
7:09:39 AM: Darkie: Uh oh
7:09:58 AM: Me: decide when you want this done and let me know.. I have things to do other than setup programs that your MAC-school days didn’t teach you about
7:10:13 AM: Me: YISI >:o
7:10:16 AM: Darkie: OH!
7:10:19 AM: Darkie: HOW RUDE
7:10:25 AM: Me: so?
7:18:33 AM: Me: ready?
7:20:10 AM: Darkie: NO!
7:20:22 AM: Me: now?
7:24:55 AM: Me: how about now?
7:25:08 AM: Darkie: FINE
7:25:10 AM: Darkie: Shit
7:25:22 AM: Me: hold on, I can’t right now

(10:20:38 AM) Bongwater left the room.
(10:22:35 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:22:41 AM) Jape: traitorous bastard! >:O
(10:23:10 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: ??
(10:23:18 AM) Jape: YISI! >:O
(10:23:24 AM) bongwater entered the room.
(10:23:27 AM) Jape: uh oh
(10:23:29 AM) bongwater: be right back
(10:23:29 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:23:30 AM) bongwater left the room.
(10:23:33 AM) ***Jape hides from the fatman
(10:23:39 AM) Jape: good! >:O
(10:24:00 AM) cinomed.foster: it’s yummy spam trust me
(10:24:00 AM) Bongwater entered the room.
(10:24:08 AM) Jape: ok, this is getting old
(10:24:16 AM) Bongwater: there lets see if the short squat actually notices
(10:24:17 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: Tawater has this damn laptop locked so it won’t get updates from Billy Gates..
(10:24:19 AM) Jape: Cinomed, that one made me laugh, so yeah
(10:24:24 AM) Bongwater: w00t
(10:24:28 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: there you are!
(10:24:29 AM) Bongwater: cloak is safe from the evil giant
(10:24:42 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yes but I’m not gett SIRC updates
(10:24:44 AM) Bongwater: dude i CAN NOT talk right now
(10:24:56 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:25:00 AM) Jape: BONG…remove yourself from the ashtray if life if you are smoking something other than fine cigars….kthxbai
(10:25:05 AM) Bongwater: i have to prepare to get my ass but fucked by a psycho bitch later and i forgot to get analease from the store when i was in town
(10:25:19 AM) Jape: dumbass
(10:25:23 AM) Bongwater: shortass
(10:25:33 AM) Jape: perhaps
(10:25:38 AM) Jape: but my boss doesn’t hate me
(10:25:40 AM) Bongwater: oh most definitely
(10:25:45 AM) Jape: which… could be good for YOU later on
(10:26:10 AM) Jape: so… remember who your friends are…. oh, right… its RASHANNA…get her to get you a job, fatass
(10:26:21 AM) Bongwater: ill give her your email so you too can enjoy the psychodelic euphoria of violent tendencies through menopausal diatribes into your soul
(10:26:42 AM) Jape: do it
(10:26:46 AM) Bongwater: fine.
(10:26:48 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:26:50 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh boy
(10:26:53 AM) Jape: I doubt she can stand up to being Jape-Pwned
(10:26:59 AM) Jape: Japified
(10:27:20 AM) Bongwater: she’d use you as a tampon on a light day and still choke you to suicidal tendencies
(10:27:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup that’s her
(10:28:16 AM) Jape: don’t get pissed at me because I have thicker skin than you and can handle people when they are spewing anti-bongrish political jargon
(10:28:54 AM) Bongwater: oh you couldnt tell? that was my monday cup of garfield “how da fuck are ya?”
(10:29:34 AM) Bongwater: you must be getting old
(10:29:40 AM) Jape: oh, I am
(10:29:45 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:29:49 AM) Jape: you will learn that soon
(10:29:52 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: =-O
(10:30:03 AM) Bongwater: next time your wife is in town take her out to denny’s and ask her if she thinks you qualify for the senior plate…answer all your questions right there
(10:30:27 AM) cinomed.foster: EEEWWWWwwwwww (10:29:49 AM) Jape: T rubs off on a person
(10:31:10 AM) Jape: ok, I will do that. I will also enjoy the fact that I have a wife and don’t spend my weekend time working db code for an onloving woman who wont’ give me any, forcing me to rub one off in the DTC men’s room because I like working 7 days a week
(10:31:25 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: heehee
(10:31:38 AM) ***Pharaoh Cloak laughs like grothdor
(10:31:39 AM) Bongwater: wow
(10:32:09 AM) Bongwater: your piss is full of “Mr T’s Secret Sauce” for damn sure
(10:33:02 AM) Bongwater: while your begging one of your service desk furbies to hummer you under your wow enabled desk. Please remember that you are the one who wishes you are the horde…MORE than you wish you were teh Jape.
(10:33:20 AM) ***Bongwater mispells your to force a caniption fit from jape
(10:34:45 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: lol
(10:35:31 AM) Jape: I was Jape before I was horde…and you can be both at once, you are on crack and an asshole all at once, are you not? Oh, and apparently a pansy also since you cower to small-boobed women who yell alot. Please learn how to de-tantrumify your bongrish tongue in order that you can spedn more time focusing on more fulfilling matters… such as keeping your car from burning 2 qts of oil every day
(10:38:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:38:40 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: mom
(10:38:41 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: eoe
(10:38:45 AM) Jape: 303
(10:39:41 AM) Bongwater: Jape you think about me way too much. Ever slip up and call my name out when your wife is ram-rodding you with her alabama black snake strap on? I think you do and thats just creepy.
(10:40:27 AM) Jape: you would think so because you are drinking that Ellis Co water, which, from what I have seen of SOTD, stunts your growth. However, for you, that migth not be a bad thing
(10:40:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: rofl
(10:40:50 AM) Jape: please stop calling me at night when you are drunk and wanting love from SOTD, I am not going to give you what he does
(10:41:01 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: faint
(10:58:43 AM) cinomed.foster: omg

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(4:05:06 PM) BongWater: these T3’s at work are monitored like a stip dancer in a lesbian club
(4:05:12 PM) Jape: ok I am out of this bitch…
(4:05:16 PM) Jape: talk to you guys in Azgalor
(4:05:19 PM) BongWater: “Get back to humping the MEN you bitches…NOT each other”
(4:05:25 PM) BongWater: ttyl
(4:05:26 PM) Jape left the room.
(4:05:30 PM) BongWater: GOOD
(4:05:37 PM) BongWater: bitch finally disconnected before me for once
(4:05:51 PM) ***BongWater dances at the pansy early duckin out baldy gnome
(4:06:31 PM) ***BongWater dances some more cause he’s feeling OHH SOO good at the victory!!!!

(9:56:27 AM) live2h8j8: Did you see Knight Rider last night
(9:56:36 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: no
(9:57:20 AM) live2h8j8: Oh
(9:57:21 AM) live2h8j8: Dammit
(9:57:28 AM) live2h8j8: Am I the only one that watched it?
(9:57:50 AM) Jape: apparently
(9:58:38 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: yup
(10:00:09 AM) Jape: hey Darkie, is the car still KITT?
(10:01:28 AM) live2h8j8: yes
(10:01:36 AM) Jape: and it is a Mustang?
(10:01:43 AM) live2h8j8: Yes
(10:01:46 AM) Jape: what color?
(10:01:47 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: that’s stoopid
(10:01:49 AM) live2h8j8: Black
(10:01:54 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: uh oh
(10:01:54 AM) live2h8j8: Oh.. and…
(10:02:00 AM) live2h8j8: He can transform
(10:02:05 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: oh geesh
(10:02:10 AM) Jape: ok, so you shouldn’t feel outted or anything since it is still a black car
(10:02:10 AM) live2h8j8: Like he transformed into a Ford F-150
(10:02:14 AM) Jape: ROFL
(10:02:19 AM) live2h8j8: a new one… not like the beater you drive
(10:02:26 AM) Pharaoh Cloak: wow
(10:02:28 AM) Jape: umm
(10:02:29 AM) live2h8j8: mom
(10:03:54 AM) Jape: be honest, did you watch it because the car was black?
(10:04:07 AM) live2h8j8: But the main guy is white
(10:04:28 AM) Jape: so the white guy is in charge of the black car… that seems ok to me
(10:04:40 AM) live2h8j8: >:o WHAT?!
(10:04:53 AM) live2h8j8: Ummm… I see something wrong with the statement you just made
(10:04:56 AM) Jape: what? i see nothing wrong with that setup
(10:05:03 AM) live2h8j8: I do!
(10:05:13 AM) Jape: hmm
(10:06:17 AM) Jape: be honest though
(10:06:20 AM) live2h8j8: What?
(10:06:32 AM) Jape: they couldn’t put a black guy in charge of a new badass car like that
(10:06:43 AM) live2h8j8: And why is that?
(10:06:46 AM) Jape: the cops would always be after him, thinking he stole it
(10:06:51 AM) live2h8j8: >:o
(10:06:53 AM) live2h8j8 left the room.
(10:06:55 AM) Jape: LOL